Monday, June 11, 2018

Kim versus Trump

Donald Trump, Kim Jong Un to meet alone at Singapore summit
 Facing a high-stakes challenge to get North Korea to give up nuclear weapons, President Donald Trump plans to speak alone with Kim Jong Un during their historic summit meeting, officials said Monday.
The one-on-one session, plus translators...

Trump: [hands Kim a giant f--king envelope] this is a map of my electoral victory
Trump: biggest electoral victory ever
Trump: how big was your electoral victory?
Kim: I fed my uncle to the dogs - Jeff Tiedrich

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Putin has done more damage to the western world in a couple of years, using the internet, than Stalin, Khrushchev, and Brezhnev were able to in decades, with jets, ICBMs, and warships.
Ain't technology grand? - Timothy Thelen

My My My. The NRA, Putin & The Russian Orthodox Church.
Several prominent Russians, some in President Vladimir Putin’s inner circle or high in the Russian Orthodox Church, now have been identified as having contact with National Rifle Association officials during the 2016 U.S. election campaign, according to photographs and an NRA source.

Kremlin names Trump Employee of the Month. - Andy Borowitz

President Trump and Kim Jong Un reportedly have different ideas of the word “denuclearize.” It’s just like “Laurel vs. Yanni” except with the whole planet at risk. - Conan O'Brien

Republican Shenanigans

Trump tearing up papers that other people have to then piece together is a metaphor for his entire presidency. - OhNoSheTwint

I hope Macron and Trudeau spoke only french to each other when they were around Trump, and regularly dropped "Mueller" in their conversation. - Jason W Taylor tweet

 Kim Jong Un Offers to Host Peace Talks Between United States and Canada. - Andy Borowitz

First MAGA. Now WAB?
A Senior White House Official Defines the Trump Doctrine: ‘We’re America, Bitch’
The president believes that the United States owes nothing to anyone—especially its allies.

So Trump's mouthpieces are saying he was stabbed in the backI suppose he was setting a better example when he stabbed the other G7 leaders in the front. - John Cleese

The people who always told us "Reagan won the Cold War" are now the ones trying to give the trophy back to Russia. - John Fugelsang


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The government failed Puerto Rico at every level in the wake of Hurricane Maria – including in getting an accurate death toll. Today, I introduced a bill to establish federal procedures for counting fatalities after natural disasters. This can’t ever happen again. - Kamala Harris

Rock The Voter News

Republicans stole a Supreme Court seat and now they're making it easier to steal elections
The U.S. Supreme Court on Monday revived Ohio’s contentious policy of purging infrequent voters from its registration rolls, dealing a setback to voting rights proponents who said the practice has disenfranchised thousands of registered voters.

Like my father, Tony Bourdain was an emissary who brought America to the world. I hope they find each other out there somewhere. - Nancy Sinatra

What a difference a president makes

'Just tell us what Vladimir has on you' - Guy Verhofstaft, an EU Official tweeted about the above photo of petulant looking Trump


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Business/Tech News

What they say the Trump Doctrine is: "We're America, Bitch."What it actually is: "We're Russia's Bitch." - Nick Jack Pappas

Uh Oh. Trump Is Leaving The Summit Early.
President Trump reportedly moved up his departure time from Singapore after North Korean leader Kim Jong Un set the deadline for their historic summit.

Trudeau v Trump

"I think the thing to do is enjoy the ride while you're on it." – Johnny Depp


Thank you!


Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

"Wow! Where can I get a pair of these ultra cool crocheted shorts?" said no man, ever.


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