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Wednesday, June 6, 2018

DOJ watchdog finds James Comey defied authority as FBI director, sources say

DOJ watchdog finds James Comey defied authority as FBI director, sources say
The Justice Department's internal watchdog has concluded that James Comey defied authority at times during his tenure as FBI director, according to sources familiar with a draft report on the matter.

I wonder what Hillary thinks about this report on James Comey.

Evangelicals have been warning about the Antichrist for 2000 years.

So when he finally shows up, they vote for him. - Melanie

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Kim Jong Un said he wants to open a McDonald’s in North Korea. Which may explain why the summit with President Trump is suddenly back on. - Conan O'Brien

President Eisenhower while speaking to veterans in 1952 about those who died under his command on D-Day

Is This Fake Or Funny News?
When President Donald Trump meets with North Korean dictator Kim Jon-Un next week in Singapore, former NBA star Dennis Rodman will be on hand, according to a report from the New York Post.

Our president who, on a daily basis, disrespects our country, our constitution, our flag, our anthem, and our citizens in service at home and abroad, is attacking sports figures, whether they take a knee or not, ignores the issue of people of color being killed by police at an alarming rate, doesn't know the words to our anthem or to "God Bless America".
To quote John Fugelsang, "Irony just hanged itself in a cheap motel." - Dee

FUN FACT: Trump has been married to two Communist bred women and one Confederate bred woman.

Aaaaaand Paul Manafort Is Walking Free
A Georgia teen with no record was just sentenced to 5 years in prison and 10 years probation for stealing a pair of Nike sneakers.

LeBron James on President Trump canceling Philadelphia Eagles' visit to the White House: "I know no matter who wins this series, no one wants the invite anyway, so it won't be Golden State or Cleveland going."

The latest rumor in Washington is that President Trump could decide to pardon himself. This would be completely constitutional, according to Trump’s new Supreme Court Justice, Donald Trump.- Conan O'Brien

Republican Shenanigans

If selling someone a wedding cake is participating in their marriage, isn't selling a gun to a shooter participation in murder? - Allen Marshall

If God doesn’t like gay people, then why do we look like perfect angels & homophobes look like God didn’t even try? - Solomon Georgio

Maybe Trump Didn't Want To Sing GOD BLESS AMERICA Because It Was Written By A Jew
US president Donald Trump joins in singing Irving Berlin's God Bless America during his 'celebration of America' at the White House, but his , but his lips appear to be sealed for the trickier lines. The event was hastily changed after the president disinvited Super Bowl winners the Philadelphia Eagles as part of the ongoing row over kneeling during the national anthem.

CNN: Trump forgets lyrics to God Bless America NBC: Trump forgets lyrics to God Bless America Fox News: Hillary was given the lyrics to God Bless America beforehand - OhNoSheTwint

Here's my response to Trump flubbing the words of
GOD BLESS AMERICA

God, I miss Obama.

Obama's barrage of complete sentences seen as brutal attack on Trump. - Andy Borowitz

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Obama Did What? Oh, Wait, Then He Didn't?
The Obama administration secretly sought to give Iran access — albeit briefly — to the U.S. financial system by sidestepping sanctions kept in place after the 2015 nuclear deal, despite repeatedly telling Congress and the public it had no plans to do so.

Hey Kim Kardashian, any chance you can help the babies and children in cages after being ripped from their mothers' arms? Because I guess that's where we are now. Nobody else is getting through. - Randi Mayem Singer

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Now that Miss America has ditched the swimsuits, I think it’s time the Pulitzer Prize dropped their wet t-shirt contest. - Stephen Colbert

Cambridge Analytica: The Plot Thickens
A Cambridge Analytica director apparently visited Julian Assange in February last year and told friends it was to discuss what happened during the US election, the Guardian has learned.

Try to avoid Black Holes. They suck at everything. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

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I need to put food on my family!

Tuesday, June 5, 2018

Witness Tampering

Manafort attempted to tamper with potential witnesses: U.S. special counsel
President Donald Trump’s former campaign chairman, Paul Manafort, who has been indicted by U.S. Special Counsel Robert Mueller, attempted to tamper with potential witnesses, Mueller said in a court filing on Monday.

When you tell witnesses what to say to make sure their stories are consistent with yours, that’s called Manafortsplaining. - OhNoSheTwint

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

i would like to recommend that Paul Manafort be held in the same facility and with the same conditions as the immigrant kids. - ManInTheHoody Tweet

Trump: I have the unlimited power to do anything I want.Also Trump: I’m completely unable to stop separating children from their parents at the border because Democrats. - Jim Himes

U.N. Tells U.S. To Stop Traumatizing Children
The U.N. human rights office is calling on the Trump administration to “immediately halt” its policy of separating children from their parents after crossing U.S. border with Mexico.

Giuliani now says that Trump could shoot someone and not be prosecuted for it. Clearly the best way to test this theory is for Trump to shoot Giuliani. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

I’m from northern New Jersey and it’s literally illegal for me to cheer for the Eagles or any Philly team and yet here we are. - OhNoSheTwint

Fox News Caught Lying. Again.
Zach Ertz, the star tight end of the Super Bowl champion Philadelphia Eagles, slammed Fox News on Tuesday for using footage of him praying with his teammates to make it look like they were kneeling during the national anthem.

I sued Trump and won. Thanks to the hard work of my co-plaintiffs, Katie Fallow and our legal team, and the Knight First Amendment Institute, the President of the United States just unblocked me on Twitter. Not even Trump can infringe upon our First Amendment rights. - Eugene Gu, MD

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Trump is currently at the flush-the-meth-down-the-toilet phase of his Presidency. - Andy Borowitz

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65 years ago this month Julius & Ethel Rosenberg were put to death for colluding with the Russians. The lawyer that pressured the judge to make it happen was il Douche’s mentor Roy Cohn. Someone should remind him of that little tidbit. - Jim David

Trump Hopes To LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP!
President Donald Trump undermined the inspector general report his allies hope will justify his attacks on law enforcement and political rival Hillary Clinton.

"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires" -- Susan B Anthony

Sailor Plans To Sue Obama And Blame Hillary
A former Navy sailor who was pardoned by President Trump is planning to sue former President Obama and other members of his administration for subjecting him to what he calls unequal protection under the law.

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Brief history of excuses:
1. There was no collusion
2. Maybe there was but I didn't know about it
3. Maybe I knew but so what
4. Lots of people collude
5. It's not illegal when the president does it
6. What about Hillary?
8. You can't indict a president
9. I'll just pardon myself
- Jeff Tiedrich

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The Eagles are really missing out on the opportunity to stand there while the President f--ks up their names, barely mentions the Super Bowl, then tells a pointless story about how NFL owners were very unfair to him when he tried to buy the Buffalo Bills. - Arkansas Fred

David Koch's Health Is Deteriorating
Billionaire Republican megadonor David Koch is stepping down from his roles at Koch Industries, the Americans for Prosperity Foundation, and other organizations, according to announcements on Tuesday...issues that led to a 2016 hospitalization have not been resolved, and David's "health has continued to deteriorate." He did not provide further details about his brother's condition.

Woman who oversaw Brooklyn Bridge construction in 1833 finally being recognized. See, highly qualified women DO get respect! When they’re dead. - Bette Midler

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Monday, June 4, 2018

Trump shot the sheriff but not the deputy. Yet.

Giuliani: Trump could have 'shot James Comey' and not be prosecuted
The President's attorney said Trump would face impeachment rather than prosecution if he had shot former FBI Director James Comey in the Oval Office to end the Russia probe instead of firing him, which Trump did last May.

“The idea that a president can’t obstruct justice died with King George III, with a brief attempt at revival by Richard Nixon.” - Washington Post

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Over the weekend, Trump’s lead attorney proclaimed the President can commit murder, then pardon himself and serve no time.
Should we call him “Kim Jong Trump” or “Agolf Twitler?” - Tea Pain

Newspeak Is Coming
President has tapped the former head of the Claremont Institute, a conservative think tank, to run the Broadcasting Board of Governors.
The White House on Friday announced its plans to nominate Michael Pack to lead the agency, which oversees Voice of America, Middle East Broadcasting Networks and Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty.

Imagine if “religious freedom” people cared as much about the rights of Muslim people as they do about the rights of Christian cakes. - OhNoSheTwint

Republican Shenanigans

Why does Melania get to avoid Trump while the rest of us are stuck with him? - irishygirl

Melania To Appear Tonight At A Gold Star Dinner. No Press Allowed.
First lady Melania Trump is expected to attend a White House event on Monday evening to honor Gold Star families, her spokeswoman, Stephanie Grisham, confirms to CNN.

In a 7-2 decision the Supreme Court has just ruled a Christian baker can violate the teachings of Jesus for religious reasons. - David Feldman

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Hey, @NRA: You know why hunters #WearOrange? Because they're afraid of being shot. Just like the rest of us. - Mrs. Betty Bowers

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Imagine if our corporate-controlled media could get as riled up over Trump's dismantling of democracy as they do about a blow job Bill Clinton got 20 years ago. you might say I'm a dreamer but I'm not the only one - Jeff Tiedrich

I Cried When I Read This. What Is Trump Hiding? And Where Are The Missing Children?
Oregon Sen. Jeff Merkley posted a video showing he was denied entry to an immigrant detention center housing children who had been separated from their parents.

With all the problems we’re facing, I know I woke up this morning and said to myself “damn it, Bill Clinton had better apologize to Monica Lewinsky for their consensual affair, that she initiated, and he was repeatedly punished for, over 20 years ago.” - John Aravosis

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And it gets even stranger. WH says Melania will not be attending any events or working until the END OF JUNE.
All events of hers have been canceled. All of them. This is not BeBest. - Pesach 'Pace' Lattin