Friday, June 1, 2018

Today's letter is the letter C

Samantha Bee, TBS apologize; Trump questions why 'no talent' host isn't fired
Samantha Bee is apologizing for crossing a line in a Full Frontal immigration segment aimed at Ivanka Trump in Wednesday's episode.

Ted Nugent called Hillary Clinton the exact same word and you invited him to the Oval Office, you corrosive hypocritical clot of congealed creamsicle spray-tan goo.- John Fugelsang




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Canada should invade us.  They'd be greeted as liberators. - Tea Pain








I Bet He Was Just Collecting Seashells At The Seychelles
A close friend of Jared Kushner has come under scrutiny by Special Counsel Robert Mueller for his proximity to some key meetings between Trump associates and foreign officials, according to five people familiar with the matter...Richard Gerson, a hedge-fund manager in New York, was in the Seychelles in January 2017, less than two weeks before President Donald Trump's inauguration and around the time Trump associate Erik Prince secretly met with Russian and United Arab Emirates officials



The difference between Samantha Bee and Roseanne: She judged Ivanka Trump by the content of her character and not the color of her skin.- Matthew Kick




If there’s anything we’ve learned from women in comedy these past couple months, this White House really can’t take it when pussy grabs back. - Bess Kalb


Republican Shenanigans

Rough day for Trump supporters. Not only did they have to pretend to support a brown-skinned immigrant, they had to pretend to care about someone insulting a woman. - OhNoSheTwint








Donald Trump Is A Feckless _________
The mother of a Texas school shooting victim said that in a recent meeting with families, President Trump repeatedly suggested arming teachers as a way to combat school shootings.








Inconsolable Jeff Sessions Tries To Commit Suicide By Smoking Joint - The Onion


As a reporter who covered Blagojevich, I find some of today's revisionism jaw-dropping. A state house led by his own Democratic party voted 114-1 to impeach; Senate 59-0 to convict. Unanimous federal court jury convicted him on 17 counts of fraud, attempted extortion and bribery. - Chris Bury


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Rock The Voter News

If you voted for a man who said "grab them by the pussy," it's absurd to clutch your pearls over a comedian calling Trump a "feckless c--nt."  Also "feckless c--t" is accurate and descriptive writing. A+ - Randi Mayem Singer


I'm busy cleaning my diamonds.


Day #22: Melania Is Still Missing From Public View
First lady Melania Trump will not join the President at Camp David this weekend, marking the 22nd day since she was last seen publicly






White House Photographer Disturbed To Find Faint, Ghostly Image Of Melania Trump In Background Of Every Photo - The Onion





I can’t tell you how much I’ve enjoyed hikin​g the Appalachian Trail these past 22 days with Melania Trump. - Conan O'Brien

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Aluminum Tariffs Mean Trump Supporters Will Pay More for Foil Hats - Andy Borowitz








Business/Tech News

Seriously, I can't stop thinking about this.
What was behind the decision at the @NYTimes to put the Roseanne story on page A1 and the 5000 dead Puerto Ricans on page A13? - Peter Gleick





Visa Crashes In UK and Europe
Visa’s payment network has crashed across the UK and Europe, sparking chaos as transactions are failing or being denied.
The company confirmed that it is suffering an outage and it is investigating the cause.






Happy Pride month! Don't forget to draw a rainbow on your doorpost before sundown so Mike Pence passes over your house. - OhNoSheTwint


FYI: I look nothing like her.



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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo
This is a Willow ptarmigan. I have never heard of it before. It is just beautiful!

Peace.


Thursday, May 31, 2018

If you live by the tweet...

Trump turns to victimhood politics after ABC fires Roseanne
For a second straight day, President Trump has found a way to talk about the "Roseanne" controversy without condemning Roseanne Barr's racist remark.


To calm racial tensions after the #Roseanne debacle, Trump decides to pardon a felon that makes his livin' claimin' Democrats includin' Jews, African-Americans and other minorities are Nazis. - Tea Pain





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

I’m with an elite Salvadoran police unit right now and just after going on foot patrol in an MS-13 controlled neighborhood an officer asked me why there are so many school shootings in the US.- Danny Gold






Trump Sticks Stiff Tariffs To Canada, Mexico & EU
The administration says it failed to reach deals with the European Union, Canada and Mexico to address national security concerns related to the imports.


An update from Singapore: the press was banned from the Capella hotel, where the U.S. delegation is staying, but I managed to get in by going straight to the hotel bar and appearing to be a tourist.- John Hudson, Washington Post





Florida Has Turned Into A Mean, Racist State
The family of a Florida black man who was fatally shot by police through a garage door in his own house was awarded just four cents in compensation for the loss of his life.



Melania wrote this? Haha, good one, Trump.



Republican Shenanigans

Two days ago, Trump said he was too busy to think about the Russia investigation anymore. Yesterday he met with Kim Kardashian. Today he focused on the urgent business of pardoning Dinesh D'Souza. - Richard Hine






I Hope Trump Doesn't Throw Paper Towels At Them
"We are going to Dallas, we are going to Houston. We are going to have a little fun today. Thank you very much," President Trump says as he head to Texas to meet with the families of Santa Fe school shooting victims






4,635 Americans in Puerto Rico won't be getting a pardon from Trump. -LOLGOP




il Douche has pardoned Sheriff Joe Arpaio, Scooter Libby & Dinesh D'Souza for contempt of court, lying, campaign finance violations. Notice a pattern? - Jim David


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Rock The Voter News


I would like to thank President Trump for his time this afternoon. It is our hope that the President will grant clemency to Ms. Alice Marie Johnson who is serving a life sentence for a first-time, non-violent drug offense. - Kim Kardashian West




I Hope The NFL Drops To Its Knees
The attorney for former 49ers Colin Kaepernick and Eric Reid is hinting that a witness in their collusion case can come forward with concrete evidence of a conspiracy to keep them out of the league for kneeling during the national anthem.


It’s a sad day when Kim Kardashian has been invited to the White House before Malala. Priorities are not in check... - irishygirl




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I offer a full divine pardon to Judas. My son had it coming. - TheTweetOfGod

Business/Tech News




Not to stick up for a pharmaceutical company but I took an ambien last night and still thought what Roseanne did was hurtful and stupid. Then I ate a whole turkey. - Albert Brooks


Vermont Is Offering People 10K To Move There
Vermont Gov. Phil Scott (R) has signed a bill into law that will pay people $10,000 if they move to the state and work for an out-of-state employer remotely.





Maybe Dinesh D'Souza was on Ambien when he voluntarily confessed to multiple campaign finance violations. - Jeff Tiedrich

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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo
Bali, Indonesia. Is that guy wearing a speedo?

Peace.


Wednesday, May 30, 2018

Roseanne Barr Implies Her Racist Tweet Was Caused By Ambien

Roseanne Barr Implies Her Racist Tweet Was Caused By Ambien
ICYMI: Roseanne Barr created a total sh*tstorm earlier this week after tweeting racist remarks about Valerie Jarrett, a black woman who formerly served as a senior adviser to President Barack Obama. Her show Roseanne was canceled by ABC hours later, and many people—including her costars—immediately condemned her.
Not long after, Roseanne implied that Ambien was to blame for her original comments...

Given that a TV star was fired for racist tweets one week after a New York billionaire was led away in handcuffs for sexual assault, it’s understandable if Trump is on edge right now.- Andy Borowitz





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

The only reason that Eric Trump isn't in trouble for colluding with the Russians is that he accidentally locked himself in a refrigerator the day of the meeting. - Jeff Tiedrich





Republican Says There Is No Spygate
Rep. Trey Gowdy, R-South Carolina, says that the FBI has an "obligation" to run out any leads it may have -- including using informants -- to get to the bottom of the case of Russian interference in the 2016 campaign. 


Roseanne’s network wanted to showcase the average Trump voter. And that’s exactly what they got.- Molly Knight





Republican Shenanigans

White House in Panic Mode After TV Star With Racist Twitter Feed Loses Job.- Andy Borowitz




Stormy Daniels' Lawyer Dressed Down By Judge
Michael Avenatti has withdrawn his request to represent adult-film star Stormy Daniels in the case centered on the FBI raid of President Trump’s attorney Michael Cohen. 


Disappointed World Will Never See Episode Where Roseanne Blows Open Seth Rich Murder - The Onion



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Taking an Ambien once a day doesn't make you racist. 
Watching Fox News three times a day does. - Erik Bransteen




Rock The Voter News

Let me make clear the difference between Colin Kaepernick and Roseanne: One is fighting racism and despised by Trump, the other is facilitating racism and loved by Trump.- Matthew Dowd


Trump Says Staff Member Doesn't Exist, That Does. Do You Know What's Scarier? All The Stuff That Exists That We Don't Know About.
Matthew Pottinger must have been surprised to learn that he doesn’t exist. As the top official for Asia on President Donald Trump’s National Security Council, Pottinger had briefed dozens of reporters about North Korea two days before Trump angrily tweeted that a New York Times article citing his remarks had relied on an official who “doesn’t exist.” 










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I hate that Roseanne took the livelihoods of cast and crew she didn't speak for with her. Can we just rebrand the show "Dan" and have John Goodman hang out with Jeff Bridges, slowly transitioning the whole thing to a Big Lebowski TV run? - Richard Jeter


Business/Tech News




Although I agree with ABC’s decision (obviously), I have nothing but contempt for their decision to air the Roseanne reboot in the first place. They knew exactly what they were getting..- Andy Borowitz


Here's A Good Dick
Dick's Sporting Goods shares jumped 23 percent at the market's open Wednesday after it beat first-quarter expectations and hiked its full-year earnings forecast, easing concerns that restrictions it placed on gun purchases would hurt its sales.






Look, I’m not trying to make excuses for anyone, but the last time I took Ambien I annexed Poland - Andy Richter


Petrified Wood


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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo
I name this photo -- In between a rock and a hard place.

Peace.