Tuesday, May 29, 2018

The Trumps are not only cruel but they're "rub salt in the wound" cruel

Donald Trump Jr. is also getting blowback — just like Ivanka — for posting a photo with his kids
Hours after his younger sister Ivanka posted a much-derided photo with her son, Donald Trump Jr. is catching heat for also sharing a photo of him posing with two of his kids. The comments were calling to his attention the scary plight of the children whom immigration officials have separated from their families at the border.


How can you not love Ivanka - from her fake little nose, her bleached blonde hair, her green colored contact lenses to her Asian sweatshops, her campaigning for Devin Nunes and her ability to be Jewish and a Nazi at the very same time. - TheCenteredEgg tweet





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

If Mary and Joseph crossed the US border today, Jesus would be ripped from her arms and placed “where ever”. #WhereAreTheChidren - irishygirl tweet


Trump lays a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Bone Spur


Dear US Media;  if you can spell things like:
“Plays loosely with facts”
"Demonstrable falsehoods"
"Mendacity"
"Incessant dishonesty"
"Prevarication"
"Untruths"
"Misinformation"
"Fabrications"
Or "whoppers"

Then you're able to spell the word “lies.” - John Fugelsang


Media, Media, Media!!
President Donald Trump on Tuesday accused the entire U.S. mainstream media of running a “highly sophisticated Disinformation Campaign” to undermine his 2016 campaign and his presidency.
In a tweet on Tuesday, Trump said it was the media, and not Russia, that had conducted a campaign of “disinformation” during the 2016 election.





Curiously the "He'll be happy, he'll be rich" guarantee Trump just offered Kim Jong Un was the same promise extended to enrollees at Trump University. - David Frum






Where Is Melania Trump?
It might sound like a computer simulation of an '80s TV movie gone awry, but for two weeks the biggest question in Washington has been: Where has the first lady gone?
Melania Trump has not been seen in public since May 10, the day before she began a six-day stay at Walter Reed Military Hospital for what her office called a "procedure" for a "benign kidney condition." Second lady Karen Pence has filled in for her at some events, and today she was absent from the president's side when he spoke at Arlington National Cemetery for Memorial Day.





Republican Shenanigans

Roseanne Barr, busy today? I think you need to attend the Starbucks racial-bias education seminar. - Erik Bransteen






TMZ & Trump
When the Access Hollywood tape of Donald Trump emerged in the home stretch of the 2016 election, it should have been a gift from the tabloid gods for TMZ.
Instead, the celebrity gossip website went into overdrive to help Trump.





The good news: 8,000 Starbucks stores shut today for anti-bias trainingThe bad news:  When Caucasians start to riot because no access to soy lattes. - John Fugelsang




For those upset about the Ivanka's baby pic, relax--the next Trump family photo will be a collection of mugshots.- Erik Bransteen

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Whenever you feel like we’re falling backward, or that our progress is being undone, remember what Coretta Scott King told us so long ago: The fight for civil rights, the fight for justice, the fight for equality must be fought and won with each generation. - Kamala Harris


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Why Does God Talk To Stupid People?
Louisiana televangelist seeks $54 million for private jet so he can avoid ‘demons’ who infest commercial flights.





The NYTimes reacts with surprise that Hillary supporters are angry at how they tilted their coverage to favor Trump. Maybe bc they spent the last 2 years interviewing Trump voters and exactly no years interviewing the majority group disenfranchised by his illegitimate election.- Kate Hess






Why Are Investigations Into JFK & RFK's Assassinations Are Fraught With Errors?
Robert Kennedy Jr. had a three-hour prison meeting in California with his father’s convicted killer and left convinced a new investigation into the murder is needed, he told The Washington Post.


Strange how people who claimed Hillary Clinton was trafficking imaginary children in the back room of a pizza parlor don't seem to care very much about real kids being lost & presumed now in the hands of actual human traffickers. - Amanda Guinzburg 





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The NFL is 80% black. They profit off of Black Lives but can't kneel or stand up for black lives. The nerve they got telling Black people they can't protest against their own oppression. - SJPeace 





Starbucks' CEO Points Finger At Trump
Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz said on Tuesday that President Trump's rhetoric on race is partly to blame for the country's "racial divide."
Schultz said he believes the president has given people license to copy the "behavior and language that comes out of this administration," in an interview with CNN Tuesday.


California has the fourth largest economy in the world, the largest surplus of any state, clean air and historically low crime.
Guess who controls every branch of government?
Democrats.-Mikel Jollett




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Women being arrested for wearing one piece bathing suits which reveal too much leg. Chicago, 1922.
Thank goodness they weren't wearing thongs! They would have been shot!

Peace.


Friday, May 25, 2018

Yo Yo Diplomacy

Trump teases that summit with Kim may be back on
President Donald Trump and his aides are hinting that his historic sit-down with Kim Jong Un may still happen, just one day after Trump sent a blunt letter to the North Korean leader calling it off.


President Trump canceled his summit with Kim Jong Un, saying it’s because of Kim’s "open hostility." Trump said, "I will not tolerate hostility from a fat-faced little Rocket Man."- Conan O'Brien




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Sorry. To get white evangelicals to care about 1,475 missing migrant children, we're going to have to describe them as fertilized eggs.- LOLGOP





This Is How Low Trump Will Go. What Happened To America?
The Trump administration called immigrant children future criminals on the same day Border Patrol was accused of sexually and physically abusing child detainees.


Don't it seem odd that Kim Jong Un is lettin' American reporters into North Korea, but Scott Pruitt is bannin' 'em from EPA meetings? - Tea Pain




Republican Shenanigans

Although the N.F.L. has long banned substances such as anabolic steroids and growth hormones, the First Amendment is believed to be the only right guaranteed by the Constitution to be included on the list. - Andy Borowitz






Collusion Is Asking A Foreign Power To Interfere In An Election Or Is It?
Donald Trump’s former campaign adviser Roger Stone pressured an acquaintance to ask WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange for “damaging” emails on Hillary Clinton during the 2016 U.S. presidential campaign, The Wall Street Journal reported Thursday.





Paul Ryan who fights to cut social security and raise the retirement age to 70 is retiring at the age of 48. He used social security benefits to pay for college and will now get a full pension! @SpeakerRyan America’s hypocrite! - irishygirl


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Once again, Donald Trump has spent all morning peddling his conspiracy theories and lies all over Twitter like the deranged moron we’ve all come to despise. With every word, you can literally see his fear. Perhaps the downfall of Harvey Weinstein struck a cord? - Ricky Davila


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A short message for @realDonaldTrump: Mexico is still not paying for that #FuckingWall. - Vicente Fox Quesada, Former president of Mexico





Nancy, Nancy, Wherefore Art Thou, Nancy?
...“I love the National Anthem … and I love the First Amendment and I’ll just leave it that.”
Nancy Pelosi declines to take a position on the NFL anthem ruling, but says she wishes the players had been a bigger part of the decision


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Business/Tech News

White House Press Secretary Sarah Sanders, in an interview with the “failing New York Times,” said being called a liar bothers her. Which, I don't know. I know this might sound crazy, but — have you considered maybe not lying all the time? - Jimmy Kimmel





Meanwhile, The Russians re On A Hacking Campaign As Trump Yawns
The FBI on Friday issued a formal warning that a sophisticated Russia-linked hacking campaign is compromising hundreds of thousands of home network devices worldwide and it is advising owners to reboot these devices in an attempt to disrupt the malicious software.




Is there a crowd-funding site to plunge George Zimmerman deeper into debt? - Michael McKean




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Thank you for busting through the halfway mark!

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I don't know why but I love this photo.

Pura vida.


Thursday, May 24, 2018

Trump cancels North Korea Summit

Trump cancels Singapore nuclear summit with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un
President Trump cancels his historic summit in Singapore with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un next month.
Trump accuses North Korea of "tremendous anger and open hostility."


Those coins Trump made for the cancelled summit will be worth a fortune!


South Korean official response: “We are attempting to make sense of what, precisely, President Trump means.”
Welcome to the f*cking club. - Stephen Colbert




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I’ve written drunk texts that made more sense than Trump’s letter to Kim Jong Un. - Chelsea Handler


Putin Defends North Korea
Russian President Vladimir Putin said Thursday he was disappointed the planned summit between President Trump and Kim Jong Un was cancelled and said North Korea was not to blame...Putin said Kim “did everything he promised in advance,” citing North Korea’s claim that it had destroyed its nuclear testing site.




Americans Freed From North Korea Sent Back To Pyongyang After Denuclearization Talks Fall Through - The Onion





2017 media had nervous breakdown because it was IRRESPONSIBLE to report on dossier/pee tape bc it wasn't confirmed
2018 media can't stop reporting on Trump's unconfirmed "spy" claim - Eric Boehlert 


Republican Shenanigans




It’s a sad day in America when we ban professional athletes from protesting peacefully before we ban the sale of assault weapons. - Andrew Weinstein


Republican Devin Nunes & Cocaine? What?
A winery whose investors include Republican Devin Nunes faced a lawsuit over a charity yacht party that allegedly involved cocaine and sex 





Conservatives be like "we're pro-life, because EVERY life is sacred!"
Black lives matter?"Uhh, not THOSE lives."
Children getting shot in schools, we need sensible gun control."Nope. Muh guns is sacred."
Syrian refugees being slaughtered!"NO ROOM HERE."
So...EVERY life? - Brooklyn Dad Defiant 




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I guess Trump is going to have to hope that he will get the Nobel prize for literature now. - Roland Scahill

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In the internment camps, we were forced to face the U.S. flag each morning and recite the Pledge of Allegiance from behind barbed wire fences. Patriotism is earned by a nation that lives up to its promises. It is our sacred duty always to speak out when it does not. #TakeAKnee - George Takei



Republicans Fail To Find Any Spies
Senior U.S. lawmakers attended classified briefings on Thursday on the FBI’s probe of Russian meddling in the 2016 presidential election after President Donald Trump made unsubstantiated claims about a “spy” being used against his campaign, and a top Democrat said afterward he heard nothing to support Trump’s allegation.









How pissed is Donald Trump going to be when he finds out he has to unblock Rosie O’Donnell? -Michael Blackman

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The entire world is enrolled in Trump University. - Chris Hayes


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YOU LIKE COMMEMORATIVE COINS?



‘You Better Give Our Dad A Good Trade Deal Or You’ll Be Sorry!’ Shout Angry Trump Boys On Phone With Employee Of Local Chinese Restaurant - The Onion


Trump knows you live in your congressional office, boy.

Paul Ryan Defies Trump
The House on Thursday voted to cut off Chinese telecommunications company ZTE from U.S. business dealings, putting pressure on the firm and President Trump.








Lately I’ve been wondering if God is an evil man and the Devil is a good woman he slandered so no one would ever work with her again. - OhNoSheTwint





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Pablo Picasso imitating Popeye smoking a pipe -- wait, is that a bong?

Peace.