Thursday, April 5, 2018

Rex Tillerson spent 12 million on consultant fees

Rex Tillerson's $12 million army of consultants. 
The cost-cutting former Secretary of State had grand ambitions for a department 'redesign,' but its clearest impact is a huge bill for consultants, some of whom charged more than $300 an hour.


Tillerson’s biggest accomplishment was calling Trump a f*cking moron. - Scott Dworkin





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

There's new information about Donald Trump and the Russia investigation. According to The Washington Post, last month special counsel Robert Mueller told the president's lawyers he was a subject of the investigation but not the target of the investigation. Which is kind of like when the principal at your school says, “I got my eye on you, mister.” - Jimmy Kimmel



Mexico Assured That US Troops Won't Commit Mass Shootings
Mexico's top diplomat said Wednesday he received assurances from Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen that National Guard troops deployed to the border will only act in a supporting role.








"Pew! Pew! Pew! Take that, you dirty Guatemalans!"
— Trump, in his bathrobe, playing with his plastic army men while watching Fox and Friends -Jeff Tiedrich


Republican Shenanigans



Fuming Rachel Maddow Spends Entire Show Just Pointing Wildly At Picture Of Putin - The Onion






Dear God, Mandatory Photos Of Trump At The Post Office?
Rep. Dan Donovan (R-N.Y.) is planning to introduce legislation that will mandate that post offices of the U.S. Postal Service display photos of the president and the vice president.









"It is an extraordinary spectacle to see the president reduced to LegalZoom, I think, to get who's going to represent him." - Jeffrey Toobin, CNN's Chief Legal Analyst





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Apparently, Bernie Is Still Mad That Democrats Chose Hillary
Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) slammed the Democratic Party's platform at an event in Mississippi on Wednesday, saying it had been a "failure."
“The business model, if you like, of the Democratic Party for the last 15 years or so has been a failure,”



It takes some serious chutzpah for Bernie Sanders to say Obama was just a "charismatic leader" who was substantively a failure.
Like, buy a mirror. - Jacqui Oesterblad






Rock The Voter News

Hillary Clinton just called the Russian president a world-class misogynist. When Trump heard that, he was like, "Wait, he gives massages too?"- Jimmy Fallon



Joe Scarborough Cleverly Compares Actor To Lawn Boy Instead Of Lawn Jockey
MSNBC host Joe Scarborough on Thursday dismissed Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’s possible bid for the presidency and compared the actor to a “lawn boy.”








Good news, guys. There was a caravan of Canadians on their way toward the United States and our porous northern border... but I stopped them by tweeting at them.

You probably didn't even hear about it... but it happened... I did it... you're welcome.

(please clap)- The Hoarse Whisperer

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This is your reminder that 62 million Americans voted for a reality star who can't name the 3 branches of government.
And 74 million voted against him. - John Fugelsang






Scientists Call For Boycott Of Killer Robots
At least 50 artificial intelligence (AI) scientists from around the world called for a boycott of a South Korean university over concerns it was working with a defense company to research autonomous weapons, or "killer robots."






Happy birthday to Sybil Ludington, a forgotten heroine of the Revolutionary War.  In 1777, at the age of 16, she rode to alert folks of coming British forces. Ludington rode 40 miles in the dark in one night, more than twice the distance of Revere & was much younger. - Matthew Dowd




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Is that you, Angry Bird?

Peace.


Wednesday, April 4, 2018

Today is #NationalHugANewsPersonDay. I chose...

CNNI's Arwa Damon who was recently in the Antarctica on an assignment after years of riveting coverage of the war zones in the Middle East and beyond. I bet she needed that change of climate. 
You go girl.


I also chose Will Ripley at CNNI for his outstanding reporting on North Korea.  A gentleman journalist.

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Trump isn't a criminal target in the Mueller investigation — yet
..."In private negotiations in early March about a possible presidential interview, Mueller described Trump as a subject of his investigation into Russia's interference in the 2016 election. Prosecutors view someone as a subject when that person has engaged in conduct that is under investigation but there is not sufficient evidence to bring charges.
"The special counsel also told Trump's lawyers that he is preparing a report about the president's actions while in office and potential obstruction of justice, according to two people with knowledge of the conversations.


*Me praying on knees*  Please hurry Mr. Mueller!


French President Emmanuel Macron said in a new interview that artificial intelligence could totally jeopardize democracy if left unchecked. But at this point, I'd be willing to try President Roomba.- Seth Myers





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Vladimir Putin could soon be coming to America. During their phone call last month — the one where Trump wasn't supposed to congratulate Putin — not only did Trump congratulate him, he invited his KG-BFF to a summit at the White House. It’s about time he invited the boss over for dinner.
So, this will be a nice opportunity for Putin to stop by and install a few new Nest cameras in the White House. - Jimmy Kimmel


Trump To Send National Guard To The Border
President Trump will soon sign an order to deploy National Guard troops to the United States' southern border, Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen announced Wednesday. 







According to the Financial Times, the Russian businessman who secretly met with a Trump campaign official in January 2017 has been tied directly to Vladimir Putin. Hey, Robert Mueller, how much more evidence do you need? I'm starting to feel like a little kid screaming at “Dora the Explorer” that the windmill she's looking for is right behind her. "Turn around!"- Seth Myers




Republican Shenanigans





Trump Escalates Trade War
The Trump administration has raised the stakes in a growing trade showdown with China by placing 25% tariffs on some 1,300 industrial technology, transport and medical products to try to force changes in Beijing’s intellectual property practices. 



The president officially declared the month of April to be National Sexual Assault Awareness and Prevention Month. At this point he's just messing with us, right? He might as well declare it National Bankrupt Casino Awareness Month.- Jimmy Kimmel



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50 years ago today, the world lost a hero. But we didn't lose his message of unity. #MLK50 - Ellen DeGeneres




Rock The Voter News

CNN: Today marks 50 years since MLK’s death.
NBC: Today marks 50 years since MLK’s death.
Fox News: Today marks 50 years since MLK’s death which could have been prevented if he had been carrying a gun. Up next, why is there no white MLK?- OhNoSheTwint






Hillary Warns Us 'The Worst Is Yet To Come'
Hillary Clinton addressed the ongoing #MeToo women’s rights movement Tuesday night, saying that she believed it still would have happened if she were elected president in 2016. “I believe that it was a wave that was building and building,” she said. “I think that my losing probably accelerated that wave, but the wave was coming.”


After seeing how Ivanka is treated in the press, I’m so grateful I decided against hiring my daughter then asking her to constantly lie for me. - Conan O'Brien




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Amazon Denies it Was Taunting Trump by Shipping Bone Spur Ointment to White House- Andy Borowitz


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Today I sent Mark Zuckerberg my entire medical history just to save him some time.- Albert Brooks



60 Minutes Cut Trump's Genitalia
The lawyer for film actress Stormy Daniels claimed Wednesday that CBS left a clip of his client describing President Trump's genitalia out of her "60 Minutes" interview last month because "they’re a conservative network."






The Antichrist came to my party this weekend and turned all the wine into water. Hate that guy.- John Fugelsang




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Oahu, Hawaii. That particular spot is not on my bucket list but another kind of bucket.

Peace.


Tuesday, April 3, 2018

The Latinos Are Coming! The Latinos Are Coming!

Trump threatens Honduras' foreign aid over migrant caravan
"The big Caravan of People from Honduras, now coming across Mexico and heading to our 'Weak Laws' Border, had better be stopped before it gets there. Cash cow NAFTA is in play, as is foreign aid to Honduras and the countries that allow this to happen. Congress MUST ACT NOW!" Trump tweeted


George Soros is driving the caravan from Honduras. - Tony Posnanski





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Putin wants the old USSR back, and danged if Trump ain't tryin' to give it to him.  - Tea Pain





Trump To Send Troops To U.S. Border. Is That Legal?
President Donald Trump on Tuesday revealed that he would send troops to the U.S. border and said that a so-called “caravan” of migrants made him “very sad.”
During remarks from the Cabinet Room, Trump spoke about his plan to secure the border in lieu of a sprawling border wall.
“We are going to be guarding our border with our military. That’s a big step,”








The Manafort Squeeze Continues...
Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein told special counsel Robert Mueller in a classified August 2, 2017, memo that he should investigate allegations that President Donald Trump's former campaign chairman Paul Manafort was "colluding with Russian government officials" to interfere in the 2016 presidential election, prosecutors in the Russia probe revealed late Monday night.





Bob Mueller is an F5 twister headed straight for the Trump trailer park.- Tea Pain






Republican Shenanigans

TRUMP LAWYER: "Your honor, this case will make our client's ability to run the country worse."
JUDGE: "That would be impossible. Motion denied."
- Mrs. Betty Bowers





The shooting at YouTube HQ in San Bruno is the 58th mass shooting of 2018. 
This has to stop. - Kaivan Shroff





Boob Removes Boob Info
A webpage that focused on breast cancer was reportedly scrubbed from the website of the Department of Health and Human Services's (HHS) Office on Women's Health (OWH).
The changes on WomensHealth.gov — which include the removal of material on insurance for low-income people 









Last week with Laura Ingraham, Ted Nugent, and Frank Stallone attacking a teenager on Twitter, who survived a mass shooting...
I once again want to commend Melania Trump on her amazing Anti- Cyber Bulling campaign...
HELLUVA JOB FLOTUS! - Tony Posnanski

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Rock The Voter News

CNN: Happy Easter!
NBC: Happy Easter!
Fox News: This morning we’ll examine the role Hillary played in Jesus’ death. - OhNoSheTwint






Millions Saddened That Chinese Space Station Did Not Fall On Ted Nugent - Andy Borowitz



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If you lost money today trading in Amazon stock or any other security, and you know of anyone who knowingly or recklessly made a false public statement about that company or its stock, causing your losses, you should contact a securities lawyer today. - Richard W. Painter


Business/Tech News

Sinclair TV anchor suddenly begins reading news in Russian. - Andy Borowitz






Media Company Tells Employees Not To Talk To Media
Employees at KATU News in Portland, Oregon—an affiliate of Sinclair Broadcast Group—received a memo Monday on how to handle press inquiries regarding the fake news promos that included an ominous warning about speaking with reporters.








Someone should probably mention to Republicans that Jesus is history’s most famous liberal. - The Hoarse Whisperer





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I'm not sure whether this is a painting or photoshop. Either or it is quite lovely.

Peace.