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Monday, February 5, 2018

Lies, lies and more lies

Devin Nunes: Trump never met with Papadopoulos. Reality: here's a photo

Rep. Devin Nunes is the author of a newly declassified document falsely insinuating the FBI misused US surveillance law to go after President Trump under the pretext of investigating Russia. On Monday morning, Nunes went on Fox & Friends, the president's favorite TV show, to discuss Trump's alleged ...

One should never forget the first principle of the old KGB
" Always accuse your enemy of exactly what you are doing " - John Cleese

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Trump is such an aggressively inept bozo of a criminal that if he hadn't been born into obscene wealth, right now he'd be on an episode of Cops, drunk and with his shirt half off. - Jeff Tiedrich

John McCain Goes FULL DACA
Sens. John McCain (R-AZ) and Chris Coons (D-DE) are planning to introduce bipartisan legislation this week that would include a path to citizenship for recipients of the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals program, but stops short of offering any funding for President Donald Trump’s U.S.-Mexico border wall...

If you think fertilized eggs are people but immigrants and refugees aren't, you have to stop pretending your concerns are religious. -LOLGOP

Republican Shenanigans

"Heh, heh. I got 'Little Adam Schiff' to trend nationwide. I win."

But by 11am that dopamine rush had ended, & the 71-year old was trying to decide on call girls, firing those investigating him, or armed conflict to provide his next make-brain-happy-this-instant-fix.- John Fugelsang

Sounds Like The Ousted Chief Of Staff Is Doing Damage Control
President Trump's first White House chief of staff says he never felt the president wanted to fire special counsel Robert Mueller. Reince Priebus said Sunday on NBC's "Meet the Press" that Mr. Trump was very clear about his concerns over what he saw as Mueller's possible conflicts of interest.

Some more news out of Washington. The government is spending $24 million to replace two refrigerators on Air Force One. Until then, they’re keeping perishables cold by putting them between Donald and Melania.- Jimmy Fallon

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I'm old enough to remember when the FBI took the unprecedented step of inserting itself into the 2016 election just a few days before election day, arguably tipping the election in favor of Donald Trump.

Worst anti-Trump conspiracy ever. - George Takei

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European Union Will Match Trump's Tariffs
A top official for the European Union warned Sunday that the 28-member bloc would not hesitate to respond in kind if President Trump implemented tariffs on European exporters.

A picture speaks a thousand words...

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As a kid i always thought the eventual dissolution of our democracy would be at the hands of james bond villains like in the movies. This is like hee haw in ties and business suits (i loved that show, btw). - Don Cheadle Tweet

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Newspaper Hid Real News
The Las Vegas Review-Journal blocked the publication of a story two decades ago about casino mogul Steve Wynn sexually harassing employees, the newspaper reported Monday...

The preserved forearm of a 16th century saint is on a tour across Canada. And get this... tickets are still available! - Conan O'Brien

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Friday, February 2, 2018

Trump Releases Memo

The Nunes Memo: Watergate, It Ain't
How the Republican report on the Trump-Russia probe fell short of its "worse than Watergate" billing

WOW the Nunes Memo was delivered with the same laser-like precision of the 8 Benghazi investigations. Republicans are inept, pure and simple.

Donald Trump is a symptom of a much larger problem: namely, that our government is populated by painfully stupid incompetents like Devin Nunes. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

The latest attacks on the FBI and Department of Justice serve no American interests – no party’s, no president’s, only Putin’s. - Sen. John McCain

Tillerson Urges Military Coup In Venezuela. Wink. Wink.
U.S. Secretary of State Rex Tillerson raised the prospect on Thursday that the Venezuelan military could decide to oust President Nicolas Maduro, but said he did not know whether that would happen.

First, Trump tries to discredit the American press. Now it's his own Justice Department he's after. If he's not Putin's puppet, he's certainly giving a fine imitation. - Stephen King

The gang that can't treason straight. - Tea Pain

Republican Shenanigans

LOL

A year attacking the Steele dossier.

A month hyping that the dossier started the whole FBI investigation.

Weeks hyping that they have a memo (a memo!) that will finally prove it!

So... is there some other memo?

Because this one says it was Papadopoulos, not the dossier. - Rachel Maddow

I Wonder If Trump Will Get A Cell With A View
According to two lawyers who have clients who have been swept up in special counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation into the Donald Trump administration, they believe that the president may be indicted for obstruction of justice within the next few months.

I’ve reviewed the Nunes memo and the Democratic memo (which Republicans are refusing to release).
I can’t divulge the contents. What I can say is that @SpeakerRyan and every House Republican should be ashamed of what they’re doing.- Rep.David Cicilline (D-RI)

The Vulgarians
Scaramucci told Vanity Fair that he was offered the job of director of the Office of Public Liaison shortly before Trump took office. Scaramucci said Priebus, whom he refers to as “Rancid Penis,” was “jealous” of his potential appointment.

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Trump Prefers Public Leaks To The Russians
Appearing on MSNBC Friday morning, a former Watergate prosecutor accused President Donald Trump of using the memo created by Rep. Devin Nunes (R-CA) that criticizes the FBI as a way to provide confidential information to the Russians for the second time of his presidency.

This reminds me of the time Obama ran a scandal-free white house for 8 years and won two elections in popular vote landslides without resorting to collusion with a hostile foreign government. - Ben Wexler

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Congrats to republicans for releasing a lovely cherry- picked memo. For your next project how about the tax returns of our current leader? - Albert Brooks

Who's Gonna Pick The Vegetables & Fruit?
Federal agents this week ordered dozens of Northern California businesses to prove that their employees are authorized to work in the U.S., heightening tensions between state and federal officials over immigration policies.

In an ideal scenario the President of the United States and the worst human being in the world would be two different people. - TheTweetofGod

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Thursday, February 1, 2018

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Disregarding FBI, White House to Release Republican Memo: Official
A secret Republican memo alleging FBI bias against President Donald Trump likely will be released on Thursday, a Trump administration official said, a move that would put the White House in direct confrontation with the top U.S. law enforcement agency.

Devin Nunes Says He Held Russia Hearings Alone In His Apartment and They Went Great - Andy Borowitz

AllHatNoCattle received an advance copy of the secret memo

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

In the State of the Union speech, President Trump reportedly didn't stray from the teleprompter once. Friends are saying it's the longest Donald Trump has stayed faithful to anything.- Conan O'Brien

Are We Going To Be In A Third Prolonged War?
The Trump administration on Thursday accused Syrian President Bashar Assad's government of producing and using new chemical weapons despite committing to abolish its program in 2013, and insisted the world must find a way to stop it.

So the President says the NFL ratings were down because players weren’t patriots as they knelt during anthem, so then what is the explanation for the President having the lowest 1st State of Union ratings in 30 years? - Matthew Dowd

Republican Shenanigans

“There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.” ― Isaac Asimov

From Stunning Beauty To A Land Grab For Miners
Despite protests from conservationists, local tribe leaders, Democratic lawmakers, and even the United Nations’ expert on indigenous rights, at 6am on Friday the Trump administration will allow citizens and companies to start staking claims on sections of the Bears Ears and Grand Staircase-Escalante national monuments in Utah so the new stakeholders can conduct hard rock mining on the formerly protected lands.

Evangelicals for Trump have finally perfected Christianity and all it took was rejecting all the Christ parts. - John Fugelsang

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Lawyers Confirm Trump Willing To Answer All Of Sean Hannity’s Questions About Russia Collusion - The Onion

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CIA Director Meets With Russian Spies. Wow, Are They Gonna Figure Out Which Russians Screwed With Our Election?
CIA Director Mike Pompeo on Thursday defended the practice of meeting with Russian spy chiefs, following reports that top U.S. intelligence officials last week met a Kremlin spymaster who is under U.S. sanctions.

For the record, Benghazi is turning out to be like the @StephenKing book “Thinner”.

Everyone who tried to come at Hillary is watching their political career wither and die.

Good. - The Hoarse Whisperer

You Go, Girl: Just 3 Weeks After Her Badass Golden Globes Speech, Oprah Has Become The Dictator Of Venezuela After Leading A Successful Military Coup.

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Rush Limbaugh reminds you that undocumented immigrants who make the dangerous border crossing to do backbreaking labor for pennies are lazy. - John Fugelsang

So, Are We Going Back To Coal Burning Furnaces?
President Trump’s administration is reportedly seeking a 72 percent cut to the budget of Department of Energy programs related to energy efficiency and renewable energy.

'In America any boy may become President and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes.'-
Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.

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Monday, February 5, 2018

Lies, lies and more lies

Friday, February 2, 2018

Trump Releases Memo

Thursday, February 1, 2018

A new movie!

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