Thursday, February 1, 2018

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Disregarding FBI, White House to Release Republican Memo: Official
A secret Republican memo alleging FBI bias against President Donald Trump likely will be released on Thursday, a Trump administration official said, a move that would put the White House in direct confrontation with the top U.S. law enforcement agency.

Devin Nunes Says He Held Russia Hearings Alone In His Apartment and They Went Great - Andy Borowitz

AllHatNoCattle received an advance copy of the secret memo

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

In the State of the Union speech, President Trump reportedly didn't stray from the teleprompter once. Friends are saying it's the longest Donald Trump has stayed faithful to anything.- Conan O'Brien

Are We Going To Be In A Third Prolonged War?
The Trump administration on Thursday accused Syrian President Bashar Assad's government of producing and using new chemical weapons despite committing to abolish its program in 2013, and insisted the world must find a way to stop it.

So the President says the NFL ratings were down because players weren’t patriots as they knelt during anthem, so then what is the explanation for the President having the lowest 1st State of Union ratings in 30 years? - Matthew Dowd

Republican Shenanigans

“There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.” ― Isaac Asimov

From Stunning Beauty To A Land Grab For Miners
Despite protests from conservationists, local tribe leaders, Democratic lawmakers, and even the United Nations’ expert on indigenous rights, at 6am on Friday the Trump administration will allow citizens and companies to start staking claims on sections of the Bears Ears and Grand Staircase-Escalante national monuments in Utah so the new stakeholders can conduct hard rock mining on the formerly protected lands.

Evangelicals for Trump have finally perfected Christianity and all it took was rejecting all the Christ parts. - John Fugelsang


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Lawyers Confirm Trump Willing To Answer All Of Sean Hannity’s Questions About Russia Collusion  - The Onion

Rock The Voter News

CIA Director Meets With Russian Spies. Wow, Are They Gonna Figure Out Which Russians Screwed With Our Election?
CIA Director Mike Pompeo on Thursday defended the practice of meeting with Russian spy chiefs, following reports that top U.S. intelligence officials last week met a Kremlin spymaster who is under U.S. sanctions.

For the record, Benghazi is turning out to be like the @StephenKing book “Thinner”.

Everyone who tried to come at Hillary is watching their political career wither and die.

Good.  - The Hoarse Whisperer

You Go, Girl: Just 3 Weeks After Her Badass Golden Globes Speech, Oprah Has Become The Dictator Of Venezuela After Leading A Successful Military Coup.


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Business/Tech News

Rush Limbaugh reminds you that undocumented immigrants who make the dangerous border crossing to do backbreaking labor for pennies are lazy. - John Fugelsang

So, Are We Going Back To Coal Burning Furnaces?
President Trump’s administration is reportedly seeking a 72 percent cut to the budget of Department of Energy programs related to energy efficiency and renewable energy.

'In America any boy may become President and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes.'-
Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.


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The Library in the Strahov Monastery in Prague, Czech Republic. I wouldn't be reading, I'd be staring at the ceiling.


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