Wednesday, January 31, 2018

Top Russian Spy Visits Top U.S. Spies

Sanctioned Russian spy official met with counterparts in US
The Trump administration let a top Russian spy official visit the United States last week for meetings with U.S. intelligence officials even though there are sanctions against him that typically prohibit such visits, officials said Tuesday.

Current inner monologue: I'm tired of looking at the news but I'm afraid if I stop looking at the news I'll die. - OhNoSheTwint

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

I’m glad no Republicans were injured in the train crash today heading to their annual retreat.
That being said, I have to ask the question: Why are they headed to some lavish retreat? It’s Wednesday. This country’s in turmoil & they’re busy partying. And taking half-weeks off. - Scott Dworkin

Oh, YAY, Terrorists Have Another Reason To Hate The U.S.
President Trump on Tuesday signed an executive order to keep open the U.S. military prison at Guantanamo Bay, after pledging during the campaign to "load it up with some bad dudes."

In a new interview, President Trump revealed that he tweets in bed. When asked if this were true, Melania said, “How the hell would I know?”- Conan O'Brien

Melania seems to be enjoying herself at the State of the Union

Republican Shenanigans

Trey Gowdy Leaving Congress To Utilize His Benghazi Investigative Skills
Rep. Trey Gowdy (R-S.C.) announced Wednesday that he will not seek re-election this year.
“Instead I will be returning to the justice system,” Gowdy, who previously worked as an attorney and prosecutor, said in a statement. “Whatever skills I may have are better utilized in a courtroom than in Congress, and I enjoy our justice system more than our political system.”

The FBI’s secret plan to elect Hillary Clinton by holding a press conference to disparage her after she was cleared while denying the existence of a very real counterintelligence probe of her opponent’s campaign was really poorly executed. - Matthew Yglesias

FBI Director Says Nunes Memo Nutz
FBI Director Christopher Wray told the White House he opposes release of a classified Republican memo alleging bias at the FBI and Justice Department because it contains inaccurate information and paints a false narrative, according to a person familiar with the matter.

If Sarah Hickabilly Slanders thinks women like Pelosi should smile more & be more attractive, she should do her part, lose some weight & wear something other than upholstery. When she's Pelosi's age she'll still look like her dad in drag. - Jim David


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“Some of us love music without the politics thrown in.” Well, Nikki Haley, you can tell your boss that some of us love politics without the Twitter meltdowns thrown in. - James Corden

Rock The Voter News

Who Are These People?
A strong majority of voters who watched President Trump’s first State of the Union said they approve of the president’s remarks, according to a new poll. 
A CBS News poll conducted in the immediate aftermath of the speech found that 75 percent approve of the speech. Eighty percent said Trump was trying to unite, rather than divide, the country.

Congress Needs Spellcheck

I don’t know about you, but I’m definitely going to be having wime with my popcorm during the State of the Uniom.  #IdiotFest2018 - Bette Midler


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Business/Tech News

Trump tweeted that someone should tell Jay-Z that black unemployment is at its lowest rate ever under his presidency. But after all the Cabinet members he’s fired, WHITE unemployment is at an all-time high. Very interesting. - Jimmy Fallon

Right Here Is Why There Is An Opioid Crisis
Drug distributors poured 20.8 million pain pills into a West Virginia town of 3,000 people over a 10-year period, according to information released Tuesday as part of a congressional probe into the opioid crisis. 

It's January 31. Your gym isn't crowded anymore. - John Fugelsang


Somedays I feel like this but not today!


Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
The miracle pine - single tree that survived the 2011 Japanese tsunami turned into monument in Iwate, Japan.


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