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Tuesday, January 23, 2018

Man threatens to shoot CNN employees

Michigan man arrested after caller threatens to kill CNN employees
Authorities arrested a Michigan man last week after he allegedly called CNN several times, threatening to kill employees at the network's Atlanta, Georgia, headquarters, according to a federal affidavit.
Brandon Griesemer made 22 calls to CNN on January 9 and January 10 and four calls, which were recorded, contained threats, according to the affidavit, which was unsealed Friday.

I used to love to wake up in the morning when Barack Obama was president. Now I am afraid to wake up.

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Funny how the trolls who keep calling other ppl "cuck" are also the ones who let Putin come in and screw America while they quietly watched in the corner. - John Fugelsang

Haiti Protests Trump
About two thousand people took to the streets of Haiti's capital on Monday to protest comments attributed to U.S. President Donald Trump about the nation being a "shithole" country, which caused uproar in the world's first independent black republic.

ICE Agents Hurl Pregnant Immigrant Over Mexican Border To Prevent Birth On U.S. Soil - The Onion

Republican Shenanigans

Number of Democratic Attorneys General who've ever been grilled by FBI agents about their role in a foreign country trying to hijack a US election: - 0. - Eric Boehlert

Melania Shuns Switzerland After Porn Star Revelations
First lady Melania Trump, in a change of plans, will not be joining President Donald Trump on his trip to the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland, later this week.

Trump actually has two cellphones that his staff nicknamed “Trump One” and “Trump Two.” Sounds a little like something out of a Dr. Seuss book.- Jimmy Fallon

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Weird, but I'm convinced electing more women is the only way Democrats in Congress will grow some balls. - Randi Mayem Singer

Rock The Voter News

President Trump is now claiming his approval rating among black Americans has doubled. In other words, Ben Carson voted twice. - Conan O'Brien

The Inhumanity Of It All
The U.S. border patrol arrested an activist with an organization that tries to prevent border crossing deaths hours after the group released video of agents dumping water left at the border.

Mitch McConnell's deal with Schumer & the Dems rests entirely on Mitch's promise to Charlie Brown that he won't pull the football away this time. -John Fugelsang

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Business/Tech News

Chain migration is a real thing. You let a guy into the White House, and next thing you know, his son-in-law and daughter are running the government. - Will Saletan

Puerto Rico To Privatize Electric Authority
Puerto Rico Gov. Ricardo Rosselló announced Monday he will privatize the island's crippled, broke and decrepit electric energy authority, which he said has become a heavy burden to residents and has been hampering economic recovery.

If you are in Washington, D.C., an exciting time to visit the White House is 1-3PM, when they feed live lizards to Stephen Miller. - Conan O'Brien

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Monday, January 22, 2018

Make America Sane Again

Senate advances measure to end government shutdown
The three-day government shutdown is on the verge of ending after enough Senate Democrats joined Republicans to advance a three-week extension of funding in exchange for GOP assurances that Congress would take up a larger immigration bill in that time.

Maybe Mexico will pay for the shutdown. - Jeff Tiedrich

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

North Korea has announced that it will send a group of citizens called the “cheering squad” to next month’s Winter Olympics. And many of them are expected to actually compete in a new event called the “400 Meter Defection.” - Conan O'Brien

Devin Nunes Is Hiding Something Bigtime
The FBI has not been permitted to see the memo Rep. Devin Nunes and his staff wrote about alleged abuses by the intelligence community, The Daily Beast has learned.
"The FBI has requested to receive a copy of the memo in order to evaluate the information and take appropriate steps if necessary. To date, the request has been declined,” said Andrew Ames, a spokesperson for the FBI.

Make no mistake, this shutdown boils down to one thing: RACISM. GOP frightened to death of the browning of America. They will lose this last big battle of the Civil War. Diversity is our strength.- Rob Reiner

Republican Shenanigans

Franklin Graham is to Christianity what Jesus was to hate. - John Fugelsang

Oh Look, More Bibles Being Shoved Down Kid's Throats
In Public Schools
A bill introduced at the Iowa Statehouse this week would establish a public school course centered on the Bible — sparking outcry from opponents who call it an "extreme piece of legislation."
If passed, Iowa would join a small but growing number of states with "Bible literacy" laws that allow or require public schools to offer such courses.

The Donald Trump national library is going to be the only library with an adults only section. - Tim Hanlon

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If you say "abortion is healthcare" in the mirror 3 times, a republican will appear and present you with a Handmaid's costume. - OhNoSheTwint

Rock The Voter News

My 9 year old daughter Samantha asked me why we are all marching.

I told her that the world is in bad shape right now and we have to fight back.

She asked if God is sending help.

I said “Yes. Look around! He sent the women.” - Will Bailey

Great Graphic Analysis Of The Russian Connections
A POLITICO analysis of court documents, congressional letters, public testimony and media reports reveals that the investigations into the 2016 election and its aftermath now involve hundreds of people in Washington, Moscow and around the world.

I still can't tell which one is Eric Trump and which one is Donald Jr. I just know one looks like he sucks blood and the other one looks like his victim. - Tim Hanlon

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Unlike your phone, shutting Congress down and starting it up again does not make it work. - Andy Borowitz

Business/Tech News

FUN FACT: Even though Trump shut down the government, Bob Mueller was on the job bright and early this morning. #TrumpShutdown - Tea Pain

Interesting Lawsuit
A lawsuit brought by D.C. and the state of Maryland contends that people seeking to influence the Trump administration are pumping money into the president's hotels and golf courses.

Instead of checking IDs, bars now make sure that people can’t name 3 YouTube Stars.- Conan O'Brien

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UPDATE: I haven't died. I've halfway emerged from the flu fog with a mild temp. I am so grateful. It feels so go to be back. Thank you for your patience.

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Friday, January 19, 2018

The Flu: Day 3

My friend blames the flu on climate change. It never rains in December or January yet we've had a dozen rainstorms. It has been cool and hot and wet.

In between my sleep sessions I saw that the GOP may shut down the government again and blame it on the Democrats.