Wednesday, December 6, 2017

Treason's Greetings!

Flynn Said Russian Sanctions Would be 'Ripped Up,' Whistle-Blower Says
Michael T. Flynn, President Trump’s former national security adviser, told a former business associate that economic sanctions against Russia would be “ripped up” as one of the Trump administration’s first acts, according to an account by a whistle-blower made public on Wednesday.


Flynn pleads guilty and flips.  Finally, the 282nd sure thing to bring down the Trump Administration.- Conan O'Brien






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump


Trump Fans The Flames Of Jerusalem. Evangelicals Awaiting The Rapture!
President Donald Trump recognized Jerusalem as Israel's capital on Wednesday and announced plans to relocate the US Embassy there, a move expected to inflame tensions in the region and unsettle the prospects for peace.



Was this Jerusalem thing Jared Kushner's idea to win peace in the Middle East?  
If so, he really sucks at his job.- Erik Bransteen






Russia has been banned from the 2018 Winter Olympics but is still allowed to participate in the 2020 election.- Michael Blackman



I Think The Russians Did This
Doctors treating the U.S. Embassy victims of mysterious, invisible attacks in Cuba have discovered brain abnormalities as they search for clues to explain the hearing, vision, balance and memory damage, The Associated Press has learned.









I guess one of the reasons I'm a Democrat is because of the Party's "no pedophiles" policy.- Seth Abramson


Republican Shenanigans





“I damn sure believe — and have done my to ensure — that men who hurt little girls should go to jail and not to the United States Senate.” - Doug Jones, Roy Moore's opponent



I Don't Trust A Man Who Doesn't Like Animals
An adviser to President Trump reportedly said Trump was “embarrassed” by the Pence family’s desire to bring their pets with them to Washington, D.C.
The adviser told The Atlantic Trump told his secretary that he thought it was “low class” for the Pences to bring their pets to the Naval Observatory.







Every time I see a picture of Steve Bannon I smell salami.- Akilah Hughes


______________________



 Click here to meet C.W.
http://www.cwblogsite.com/

____________________




Flynn’s not the only one in Mueller’s crosshairs — because, in court, Flynn said that he’s agreed to cooperate with the special counsel’s office. Woo-hoo! He’s singing like a canary! Well, actually, more like an angry shaved eagle. - Stephen Colbert


Rock The Voter News


Democrat Senators Call For Al Franken To Resign
Senators Kirsten Gillibrand, Mazie Hirono, Claire McCaskill and Maggie Hassan all issued statements this morning calling on fellow Democrat Al Franken to resign.





"How is it that Al Franken has become the top story and concern when the rapist trump, the pedophile Moore, the pervert Barton and so many others are skating away? I'm disgusted by the lack of accountability on both sides!"  ~ Jay Cohen







May you live in interesting times, like when your vice-president starts picking his vice-president. - Conan O'Brien


____________________


 Click here to visit Wattensaw Press

http://www.wattensawpress.com/

____________________




Business/Tech News

A great thing about the new tax plan - if you own a race horse, you can write off its genitals as a small business. - Conan O'Brien







Wal-Mart Name Change. Sorta.
Wal-Mart Stores is dropping a 48-year-old habit, the dash in its name. It's also ditching the word "stores."
Wal-Mart said Wednesday it is changing its legal name to Walmart, as the company looks to emphasize its shift from a company that sells in stores to one that sells online and off.





A Mormon came to my door, and after a long, emotional, and persuasive pitch, I got him to start wearing longer sleeves.- Conan O'Brien





____________________

Please Help Me End This Fundraiser
FUNDRAISER!





Please and Thank You!


_____________________





Odd News



Time To Deflate Photo

Grand Canyon National Park, Arizona.

Peace.


Tuesday, December 5, 2017

Mueller Obtains Trump's Banking Info. Uh Oh.

Trump's personal banking information handed over to Robert Mueller
Donald Trump’s personal banking information has formally been turned over to Robert Mueller, the special prosecutor who is investigating whether the president’s campaign conspired with the Kremlin during the 2016 presidential election.
Bloomberg reported early on Tuesday that Deutsche Bank, the German bank that serves as Trump’s biggest lender, had been forced to submit documents about its client relationship with the president after Mueller issued the bank with a subpoena for information.


So Kushner was essentially working for Israel, Michael Flynn was working for Turkey, Paul Manafort was working for Ukraine, and Trump was working for Russia. But, hey, America First, right? - Keith Boykin




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Nazis Feeling Neglected After Republicans' Embrace of Child Molesters - Andy Borowitz





California Fires Are Growing
A fast-moving, wind-fueled wildfire swept into the city of Ventura early Tuesday, burning 31,000 acres, destroying homes and forcing 27,000 people to evacuate.
About 150 structures — including at least one large apartment complex — were consumed by flames, and many more were threatened as the fire crept about a quarter-mile away from City Hall.


A sixth woman has come forward to accuse Senator Al Franken of sexually inappropriate behavior. On the plus side, if Franken resigns as senator from Minnesota, he could still be elected the senator from Alabama. - Conan O'Brien





Republican Shenanigans

"hello? yes, I'd like to order 500 gay wedding pizzas to be delivered to Roy Moore campaign headquarters..." - Jeff Tiedrich




Or paranoid?
Uh, Guys, I Think Trump Is Forming His Own Spy Network
THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION is considering a set of proposals developed by Blackwater founder Erik Prince and a retired CIA officer — with assistance from Oliver North, a key figure in the Iran-Contra scandal — to provide CIA Director Mike Pompeo and the White House with a global, private spy network that would circumvent official U.S. intelligence agencies, according to several current and former U.S. intelligence officials and others familiar with the proposals. The sources say the plans have been pitched to the White House as a means of countering “deep state” enemies in the intelligence community seeking to undermine Trump’s presidency.


House of Cards to return with only Robin Wright because in America we have zero tolerance for sexual assault from our fictional presidents. - John Fugelsang





It's amazing to think that 8 years ago, Republicans lost their s**t over Obama calling the actions of a Cambridge police officer "stupid" and today are unbothered by POTUS calling the FBI the "worst in history" - Michael Cohen


______________________



 Click here to meet C.W.
http://www.cwblogsite.com/

____________________





Jerry Springer says he won’t run for governor of Ohio next year. You know politics has gotten messy when Jerry Springer’s like, “I can’t be associated with this.” - Jimmy Fallon


Rock The Voter News



lol remember when Hillary Clinton had a whole speech outlining Trump and his supporters as deplorable and people said it was bad? - Celia


FEMA Is A Mess
The Federal Emergency Management Agency has reportedly told some employees who pulled in beefier paychecks after working overtime to respond to the series of natural disasters that hit the U.S. earlier this year may need to return part of their extra pay.





____________________


 Click here to visit Wattensaw Press

http://www.wattensawpress.com/

____________________


Business/Tech News

Trump makes 2 Utah national monuments 2 million acres smaller today. Logging, oil drilling, mining will follow. That land belonged to us. - Bette Midler




Another Actor Bites The Dust
Netflix is ending its relationship with The Ranch star Danny Masterson amid rape allegations against the actor, the streaming service announced Tuesday.
“As a result of ongoing discussions, Netflix and the producers have written Danny Masterson out of The Ranch,” a Netflix spokesperson said. “Yesterday was his last day on the show, and production will resume in early 2018 without him.”




An Ohio-based company made a cup holder for dip that attaches to a dashboard so you can eat chips and dip while you drive. I don’t have a joke about this, I just wanted to remind you we’re still the greatest country in the world. - Conan O'Brien






____________________





Thank you!

_____________________





Odd News



Time To Deflate Photo
I want a brown and white panda. Under my tree for Christmas. Stuffed animal version, of course.

Peace.


Monday, December 4, 2017

Keep Tweeting Trump, keep tweeting.

Trump's lawyer says he wrote the president's tweet about Flynn's dismissal
President Donald Trump's personal lawyer, John Dowd, says he drafted the president's Saturday morning tweet that stated he fired former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn for lying not only to Vice President Mike Pence but also to the FBI.


BREAKING: Trump’s Lawyer Claims to Be Voice on Access Hollywood Tape. - Andy Borowitz





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

A Senior South Korean Air Force official tells CNN the large scale joint aerial drills underway this week will include attacks against a mock North Korean missile launch site and nuclear facilities. Some 230 aircraft & 12,000 US & South Korean personnel are participating. - Will Ripley, CNN




Our current nightmare is what happens when the richest one percent and the dumbest one percent are in charge.- Andy Borowitz


No Migrants R US
The United States notified the United Nations that it will no longer take part in the global compact on migration, saying it undermines the nation's sovereignty.
The US has been a part of the New York Declaration for Refugees and Migrants since it was formed last year. The declaration aims to ensure the rights of migrants, help them resettle and provide them with access to education and jobs.






I won’t be satisfied with Trump being removed from office. I want the world we had before Trump restored to its original factory settings. - Andy Borowitz






Republican Shenanigans

A sad sign of where we are now as a country is that we need Billy Bush to confirm our experienced reality - Jess Dweck


71% Of Alabama Republicans Believe Roy Moore
A new CBS News poll finds 71 percent of Alabama Republicans say the allegations against Roy Moore are false, and those who believe this also overwhelmingly believe Democrats and the media are behind those allegations.






To be fair, 71% of Alabama Republicans also believe the Confederacy won the Civil War.- Erik Bransteen






Trump Lawyer: Trump Is Invincible
President Trump's outside lawyer said in a new interview that a president can't obstruct justice.
The "President cannot obstruct justice because he is the chief law enforcement officer under [the Constitution's Article II] and has every right to express his view of any case," attorney John Dowd told  Axios.




At his trial in 1649, Charles I defended himself: ""No learned lawyer will affirm that an impeachment can lie against the King... one of their maxims is, that the King can do no wrong." The great-grandfathers of the authors of the Constitution cut off Charles' head for that.- David Frum




Sometimes it’s hard to know what to do after a loss. Not this time. 
This tax bill is only going to get worse as people learn more about it. There are 6 GOP Senators that have to run on it & 2 open seats in 2018.  We all need to get to work. - Hillary Clinton


______________________



 Click here to meet C.W.
http://www.cwblogsite.com/

____________________





Republicans normalized torture during the Bush years
Republicans normalized racism during the Obama years
Republicans normalized grabbing girls during the Trump year - AllHatNoCattle



Rock The Voter News






Is Trump Going To Open A Trump Tower In Bear's Ears, Utah?
U.S. President Donald Trump will visit Utah on Monday to announce big cuts to the state's sprawling wilderness national monuments, a move that is likely to trigger legal challenges from tribes and environmental groups.








Setting up live shot for Trump visit. 
Man in pickup and trucker’s cap pulls up, rolls down window and in a voice right out of The Leftovers deadpans “A great evil visits us today.”- Bill Weir, CNN Tweet




____________________


 Click here to visit Wattensaw Press

http://www.wattensawpress.com/

____________________


Business/Tech News

Yes its nice that the Stock Market is up Mr. Trump, but 2 things....
1) The Market was up 151% Under Obama.  It's up 23% under You...
2) The MAJORITY of Americans (52%) DO NOT own stocks.
Now stop Bragging! - Brian Krassenstein





GOP Senator Says Non-Millionaires Are Sex Crazed Drunks
In an astonishing defense of dropping “death taxes” for individual estates worth more than $5.5 million, GOP Iowa Sen. Chuck Grassley implied that people not currently affected by that tax are “spending every darn penny ... on booze or women.”







____________________


FALL FUNDRAISER
Only $2030 to reach the goal!




Thank you!






_____________________




Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo

The first day at work.

Peace.