Monday, November 27, 2017

HOOK HIM UP!

Trump proposes contest to determine "most dishonest" coverage of "your favorite president (me)"
“We should have a contest as to which of the Networks, plus CNN and not including Fox, is the most dishonest, corrupt and/or distorted in its political coverage of your favorite President (me),” Trump tweeted. “They are all bad. Winner to receive the FAKE NEWS TROPHY!”


This tweet contains the names of every White Supremacist, Nazi or KKK member that the president ever demanded be fired or ever called "son of a bitch." - John Fugelsang





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Our president gave Russians Israeli intelligence. The Russians are infiltrating every part of our government and our state department, yet this administration does nothing. He refuses to impose sanctions on Russia after ordered by congress. Who is he working for? Not us. - Chelsea Handler





This year, let's put the "Christ, we elected a moron" back in Christmas. - Jeff Tiedrich






Republican Shenanigans

The day Donald Trump tries to ban abortions there are going to be a ton of ex-mistresses who kept receipts. - John Fugelsang






Looks Like Trump May Be TIME'S Person Of The Year After All
US magazine publisher Time Inc will be bought by rival media company Meredith Corporation for $2.8bn (£2.1bn).
The deal is backed by the billionaire brothers Charles and David Koch, who are known for supporting economically conservative causes.







Trump Claims Voice on Access Hollywood Tape is Actually Hillary Imitating Him. - Andy Borowitz





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Trump claimed today that he “turned down” the chance to be Person of the Year for Time Magazine. He’s still a lock for the cover of Assclown Illustrated. - Andy Borowitz


Obama jokes with the sushi chefs in Oahu on Sunday.


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Can’t Prince Harry and his American girlfriend run our country? They seem nice. - Chelsea Handler





Susan Sarandon Doesn't Know We're Already At War
“I did think [Clinton] was very, very dangerous. We would still be fracking, we would be at war," Sarandon said.
Sarandon was often critical of Clinton during the 2016 presidential election.








"Hi. I'm Susan Sarandon. You may remember me from classic moments like "Gaslighting for Nader", and "Gaslighting for Bernie". Check out my new hit "Gaslighting for Attention" and remember, Hillary is worse than Trump!" - Bravenak tweet


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Donald Trump's website is selling a Christmas version of its "Make America Great Again" hat. It's embroidered with "Merry Christmas" on the back. It's the perfect gift for someone who has everything. Check that. Hates everything. It's the perfect gift for someone who hates everything. This is the hat that says "I love Christmas" but can't stand snowflakes.- James Corden





Showdown At The Consumer Financial Protection Bureau
The government official Donald Trump wants to pass over as acting director of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau (CFPB) with his own budget chief is asking a federal court to block the president’s appointment.


FoxNews isn’t a news network. It just plays one on TV. - Toure





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A Lunar Eclipse flat-Earthers have never seen. - Neil deGrasse Tyson



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Art is in the eye of the beholder.

Peace.


Friday, November 24, 2017

Don Jr. Heckles Robert Mueller

‘It’s foolish to taunt the tiger’: CNN legal analyst gobsmacked by Don Jr heckling Mueller on social media
During a panel discussion on the ongoing investigation into the Trump campaign’s ties to Russia, a CNN legal analyst said Donald Trump Jr. was not helping his case in any way, shape or form by posting “come at me!” at special counsel Robert Mueller’s investigators.



Pence Asks Jesus to Rapture Him Up Before Mueller Can Indict Him - Andy Borowitz





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Deck the halls with fresh indictments, fa la la la la la la la la
As we watch with rapt excitement fa la la la la la la la la
To the Russians he did cater fa la (etc)
Soon to jail that orange traitor fa la la la la la la la la
- HowardA_Esq tweet






I Wonder When Paul Manafort Will Flip?
President Donald Trump’s former campaign chairman, Paul Manafort, flew to Russia at least 18 times as a consultant, and was in constant communication with President Vladimir Putin’s allies for almost a decade.


Comparing presidential administrations by arrests
Trump - 3
Obama - 0
Bush - 16
Clinton - 2
Bush - 1
Reagan - 26
Carter - 1
Ford - 1
Nixon - 76






Interesting Russian Aside: This is a screenshot from my Twitter page this morning. The Bank is in Costa Rica and they are offering discount points for a trip to Russia.



Michael Flynn:
2016 - "Lock her up!!"
2017 - "Please don't lock me up!"
2018 - "Here's how to lock Trump Up"
- Brian Krassenstein




Republican Shenanigans

Trump is playing golf with Tiger Woods but meanwhile Michael Flynn is playing ball with Bob Mueller. - Sean Kent



In Like Flynn
The legal team representing Michael Flynn, President Trump’s former national security adviser, has ended an agreement to share information about the ongoing Russia probe with the White House, a likely sign that Flynn is looking to cooperate with investigators








Keep Christ in Christmas? Can we put him back in Christianity first? - John Fugelsang



Ewww. Texas GOP Porn.
Texas Congressman Joe Barton sent nudes and illicit text messages to a woman, and he's apologizing for the graphic image first revealed by a Twitter user.
Barton, a Republican, sent the nude photo showing his penis. The Twitter user censored the image, and also revealed a sext that reads, "I want u soo bad. Right now."








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When Malia Obama cuts off an elephant's tail and sells our country out to the Russians call me. - Jeremy Newberger







How One Photo Upended This Woman's Life
It’s been three weeks since Juli Briskman got fired after a photo of her giving the middle finger to President Donald Trump’s motorcade went viral. She remembers driving home that day shocked at what had just happened and terrified about being able to afford health care...Luckily, one of her friends set up a GoFundMe page to raise money for her while she looked for a new job.



Trump is already tweeting that Black Friday is the most ungrateful of all the Fridays. - Conan O'Brien

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20,000 Sacrificed In Annual Blood Offering To Corporate America - The Onion


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What do we want? 
Net Neutrality!
When do we wa... <buffering>...

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- Brasilmagic


I Bet Robert Mueller Could Use The World's Tiniest Tape Recorder!
Through a few clever molecular hacks, researchers at Columbia University Medical Center have converted a natural bacterial immune system into a microscopic data recorder, laying the groundwork for a new class of technologies that use bacterial cells for everything from disease diagnosis to environmental monitoring.





Pringles has launched several new potato chip flavors including turkey, stuffing, mashed potato, green bean casserole, and pumpkin pie. Or as single dads call it, "Thanksgiving!" - Seth Myers


The First Photobomb?

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Biker girls back in the 1920s.

Peace.


Wednesday, November 22, 2017

2017 Thanksgiving Prayer

Trump chooses his own version of reality to back Moore
When reality boxes in President Donald Trump, he simply chooses his own alternative, convenient truth.
The President reached for this politically pliable tactic yet again Tuesday while effectively endorsing Alabama Senate candidate Roy Moore despite allegations the outspoken judge pursued teenagers, including a girl as young as 14.


One positive thing that has come out of this year is how reading the news now qualifies as cardio. - OhNoSheTwitnt




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Seth Meyers: 'Maybe Trump thinks he's working hard' because Twitter doubled its characters






Some Coverups Are Worse Than The Crime. Not In This Case. They're Just Stupid.
Jared Kushner was worried about his father-in-law, President Donald Trump, reportedly asking a friend about the ongoing Russia probe: “Do you think they'll get the president?” The businessman and adviser to the president was reportedly concerned about the reach of special counsel Robert Mueller's ...






Republican Shenanigans

We don’t have a leader for a president. We have the personification of all of America’s ills. - Jared Yates Sexton




Don't vote for someone you wouldn't trust as babysitter.- Jesse McLaren


Jesus wouldn't let this fool ride his donkey.
The Pearly Gates Just Sent This Pastor A NO ADMITTANCE Ticket
A prominent right-wing preacher who appeared alongside Senate candidate Roy Moore at a campaign rally just days ago said that Moore dated teen girls because of their “purity” and because when he got back from Vietnam there weren’t any women his age left to date.
Pastor Flip Benham told a local Alabama radio show on Monday that there was nothing wrong with Moore dating teenage girls.





Finally a President that represents ALL pedophiles. - Billy Eichner


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Senate Republicans engaged in obstruction to leave as many judicial vacancies unfilled as possible. Now Trump will add twice as many lifetime members to the federal judiciary in the next 12 months (650) as Obama named in eight years (325). American law will never be the same. - Frank Schaeffer


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Can anyone imagine a dirty phone call from Charlie Rose?  What would that even look like?  I mean it’s like getting a dick pic from Abraham Lincoln.- Molly Jong Fast



Sexual Abusers Who Are Lawmakers
“Since last year, at least 40 lawmakers – nearly all men – in 20 states have been publicly accused by more than 100 people of some form of sexual misconduct or harassment, a USA TODAY NETWORK analysis found.”




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Trump’s support of a child molester makes me nostalgic for the days when he just supported Nazis. - Andy Borowitz






What The Hell? Which Is It?
Federal Reserve Chair Janet Yellen stuck by her prediction that U.S. inflation will soon rebound but offered on Tuesday an unusually strong caveat: she is “very uncertain” about this and is open to the possibility that prices could remain low for years to come.


The endless expanse of red brake lights on freeways trying to leave Los Angeles for Thanksgiving is our Fall foliage. - Elizabeth Hackett





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Don't let it be forgot / That once there was a spot / For one brief shining moment / That was known as Camelot.

Peace.