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Friday, July 21, 2017

This Is Not Obama's Fault

Sean Spicer Resigns as Trump's Press Secretary: Sources
White House press secretary Sean Spicer is resigning his position, bringing his tenure as a prominent face of the Trump administration to a close after six months.
Spicer quit in opposition to the appointment of New York financier Anthony Scaramucci as new White House communications director...

Trump is closing his circle. Just like Nixon. Mueller is next.

Can we still keep Melissa McCarthy as Sean Spicer though? - Vinay A. Ramesh‏

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Congratulations Sean Spicer. You've got more guts than Jeff Sessions! -Rep. Maxine Waters

"The best is yet to come" said the man with the peepee tape.

Russia Is Really Enjoying Reeling The USA In
Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov cracked a joked Friday that President Donald Trump and his Russian counterpart, Vladimir Putin, may have had interactions beyond the three occasions on which they are known to have spoken at this month’s G-20 meeting, dismissing a question about it without outright denying the possibility.

Six months into the Trump kleptocracy we're seriously debating whether or not a president can pardon himself. America truly is great again! - Jeff Tiedrich

Republican Shenanigans

Resign?
Over presidential humiliation?
And miss a chance to incarcerate thousands of black non-violent drug offenders?
Not Jeff Sessions! - John Fugelsang

Jared Helping Close The Circle With All Sugar & No Spicer
...Trump’s son-in-law and senior adviser, Jared Kushner, began planning a couple weeks ago to bring Scaramucci into the communications office at the White House, according to a person familiar with the matter. Kushner was impressed by the fact that CNN retracted a story about Scaramucci in June, said the person. That story cited an anonymous source saying the Senate Intelligence Committee was reviewing an alleged meeting between Scaramucci and a Russian investment-fund executive.

Trump has made 836 false claims since January. If he hits a thousand by August, he gets a free FOX News tote bag. - Chelsea Handler

Jeesuz. Is Trump Gonna Take Out Kim Jong Un Via A CIA Drone?
S. President Donald Trump almost always asks about North Korea, CIA Director Mike Pompeo said, adding the threat from Pyongyang "is at the front of his mind."
Speaking at the Aspen Security Forum on Thursday, Pompeo avoided stating a position for Washington on regime change, but said the administration was focused on separating North Korean leader Kim Jong Un from his nation's nuclear arsenal.

Trump Accuses Mueller of Using Independent Prosecutor Position to Investigate Crimes. - Andy Borowitz

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BREAKING: Jeff Sessions Considers Resigning and Returning to Private-sector Racism. - Andy Borowitz

FoxNews aka FakeNews Is Recrucifying Hillary
The former Democratic presidential candidate, a favorite villain of the right, has been featured prominently across Fox News' programming this week.
In many cases, instead of the network's hosts applying pressure to the current President, who is grappling with the fallout from a federal investigation related to Russian election meddling, Fox News' personalities have deflected and turned their attention to Clinton.

I feel like every time a Trump employee quits, Oompa Loompas should appear & sing a song to teach us about the perils of gluttony & greed. - phranqueigh tweet

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I can't believe that Donald J. Trump would just "let Obamacare fail." What if he had just let his businesses fail? Oh wait never mind. - John Fugelsang

Finally, Holding Hannity Responsible
Fox News Channel star anchor Sean Hannity will no longer receive the conservative Media Research Center's William F. Buckley Award for Media Excellence at its September 21 gala, sources familiar with the situation tell CNN.

Wishing Sean Spicer the best of luck in all future endeavors.
We'll always have those six months of you lying to us every single day. - Former Rep. John Dingell

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Thursday, July 20, 2017

Nixionian Paranoia Emerges. Big Time.

Donald Trump warns Robert Mueller not to probe his family's finances
Donald Trump has warned his special counsel from looking into his family's finances beyond the scope of his investigation into Russian interference in last year's election.

Sounds as though Trump is gearing up for a Saturday night massacre, Nixon style.

Trump just warned Mueller not to investigate his finances. Like tellin' the police, "Whatever you do, don't look in the shed."- Tea Pain

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

I wonder if Trump is happy that OJ Simpson is getting all the attention today. Or is he jealous?

As a cancer survivor I wish Sen. McCain the best.

Nothing ever broke John McCain. Cancer won't: Arizona Republic's view
In a life in which there is nothing left to prove, came one more catastrophic challenge Wednesday night.
“McCain has brain cancer,” roared the CNN home page.

Trump Failed to Disclose That Putin Has Office in West Wing of White House. - Andy Borowitz

While Trump Threatens Mueller & Sessions, Guess What's Going On. Russia's Sneaking In Our Back Cyber Door
Moscow and Washington are in talks to create a joint cyber security working group, Russia's RIA news agency reported on Thursday, citing Andrey Krutskikh, a special presidential envoy on cyber security.
"The talks are underway ... different proposals are being exchanged, nobody denies the necessity of holding the talks and of having such contacts," Krutskikh said, according to RIA.

Attn. R. Mueller: Pressuring officials not to recuse from an investigation when their recusal is required is itself obstruction of justice. - Richard W. Painter tweet

Republican Shenanigans

Lyin' Sessions did not intend to recuse himself. He only did so after the free press showed he was lyin' to Congress. THANK YOU FREE PRESS. - Rep. Ted Lieu

This Is What Republicans Want To Do To Americans Who Have Health Insurance
An estimated 22 million more people would lose health insurance by 2026 under the latest Republican-led Senate bill to reform health care than if the Affordable Care Act remained in place, according to a report released Thursday by the Congressional Budget Office and the Joint Committee on Taxation.

6 months. 0 legislative accomplishments. 21 weekends on the golf course. - Richard Hine

Of the 991 tweets, 502 contained all caps words, 217 contained typos, and 853 mention Hillary, Obama, or the 2016 election. - OhNoSheTwint

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The GOP told us "the U.S. government is corrupt" for years. Then we elected 'em and they proved it. - Tea Pain

Democrats Hope To Get Their Message Out. Me, Too.
Democrats will begin rolling out their message for the 2018 midterm elections next week, Rep. Joe Crowley, D-N.Y., the No. 4 House Democrat, told reporters Wednesday.
“I recognize that waiting for Trump to implode … will not work,” Crowley said. “What will work is Democrats having a message that appeals to the average American.”

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No thanks, HBO. If I want to see an alternate reality where the South won the Civil War I'll attend a Trump rally where people think it did. - OhNoSheTwitnt

Dollar Hits Two Year Low
The dollar hit a nearly two-year low against the euro, after the European Central Bank signaled it could start discussing in the fall a plan to pare back its bond purchases.

If I had a time machine I'd stop OJ from killing those ppl so that nobody would ever know what a Kardashian is.
#OJSimpsonParole - John Fugelsang

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Wednesday, July 19, 2017

Republicans are between a rock and the public. But they don't know it.

Trump: ‘Let Obamacare Fail…I’m Not Going to Own It’
President Donald Trump said Tuesday he would let Obamacare "fail" in the aftermath of his party's botched efforts to repeal and replace the Affordable Care Act.
"I think we're probably in that position where we'll let Obamacare fail," Trump said at the White House. "We're not going to own it. I'm not going to own it. I can tell you, the Republicans are not going to own it."

It is hard to overstate the level of failure here. The GOP crushed their car at 90 miles an hour into a cliff with a grin on their face. - Stephen Colbert

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Press didn't know you spent an hour during dinner in 1-1 discussion w Putin (& his translator). Other G20 leaders found it...unusual.- Ian Bremmer

Trump Nominates Sane Republican As Ambassador To Russia
The White House formally announced its plans to nominate former Utah Gov. Jon Huntsman as ambassador to Russia, signaling its intent to put the onetime Trump campaign critic in a leading diplomatic role.

Governor Huntsman set to join every other member of the Trump administration as an ambassador to Russia. - Jason Kander

Republican Shenanigans

RIP Republican Health Care Bill. In lieu of flowers, please send new representatives to Congress in 2018. - Stephen Colbert

The Russians Set Up Donald Jr. In OPERATION EASY AS PIE
Almost three decades before he participated in the June 2016 meeting at Trump Tower with Donald Trump Jr. and a Russian lawyer, among others, Irakly “Ike” Kaveladze accused the American press of taking part in an anti-Russian “witch hunt.”

Surprise! The party that hates the government is terrible at running the government. - Michael Ian Black

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President Trump told Republican senators that if they didn't vote for the healthcare bill, they'd look like dopes. And he combed his neck hair over the top of his head and walked away with his tie dragging on the floor. - Jimmy Fallon

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Watch Out For Wildfires
A stubborn wildfire burning in the rugged mountains outside Yosemite National Park has placed nearly 5,000 structures under threat Wednesday.
The California Department of Forestry and Fire Protection says that the fire nearly doubled in size overnight and has now scorched roughly 71 square miles.

Weird. Trump Hasn't Tweeted About This.
Despite Donald Trump’s extremely active Twitter presence on his personal @realDonaldTrump account, former President Barack Obama’s @BarackObama retains a higher follower count.
Obama’s personal account has 92 million followers, while Trump has 34.1 million.

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Well, the mob is in the @WhiteHouse. We have #POTUS colluding with the Russian Government; I never thought I would live to see this.- Bette Midler

Business/Tech News

This Article Made Me Think About This Quote, "There is a great future in plastics. Think about it. Will you think about it?"
Humans have created 8.3 billion metric tons of plastics since large-scale production of the synthetic materials began in the early 1950s, and most of it now resides in landfills or the natural environment, according to a study published today in the journal Science Advances.

The problem with guys who say 'Hate the sin, love the sinner' is that they actually tend to hate the sinner but kinda dig the sin. - John Fugelsang

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Friday, July 21, 2017

This Is Not Obama's Fault

Thursday, July 20, 2017

Nixionian Paranoia Emerges. Big Time.

Wednesday, July 19, 2017

Republicans are between a rock and the public. But they don't know it.

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