Wednesday, February 15, 2017

The plot thickens

Trump aides were in constant touch with senior Russian officials during campaign
High-level advisers close to then-presidential nominee Donald Trump were in constant communication during the campaign with Russians known to US intelligence, multiple current and former intelligence, law enforcement and administration officials tell CNN.


Maybe Trump would be more tuned into national security briefings if they were given by Hooters waitresses. THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX, PEOPLE. - Jeff Tiedrich






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The real question should be "Does anyone in the Trump administration have ties to America?" - Tea Party Cat






Details: SSV-175 Viktor Leonov is outfitted with spying equipment to intercept intelligence signals. It's 30 miles off Connecticut coast. - Kurt Eichenwald



Comey, Commie, The Similarities Are Striking, Aren't They?
The spotlight is back on FBI Director James Comey thanks to Michael Flynn’s resignation as national security adviser.
Comey, whom Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton’s campaign blamed for her loss in last year’s presidential election, is now reportedly presiding over an investigation that appears to have implicated one of President Trump’s top aides.



The best way to stop the NSA & FBI from leaking info about treasonous activities?
Don't engage in treasonous activities.
#BenedictDonald - Erik Bransteen



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Call me crazy but I think possible treason should be investigated as thoroughly as a president {having an affair}. - Desijed



Of Course McConnell Approves of Trump. Trump Nominated His Wife For Transportation Secy.
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) says he approves of President Trump’s overall job performance so far.








Trump's Team Are Rank Amateurs
The former campaign manager for President Donald Trump’s White House bid has told prospective lobbying clients that he has access to Trump’s Twitter account, four sources told BuzzFeed News.


Pissing off the CIA is like pissing off your waiter. They have countless ways of exacting horrific revenge. - goldengateblond





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Flynn's ties to Putin are shady, but Jill Stein's should be checked out too. She undermined Clinton (thus helping Trump) as much as anyone. - goldengateblond



Trump Chooses His Messengers And It's Not CNN
CNN's Jim Acosta said Wednesday that President Trump only called on conservative news outlets during his joint news conference with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu because "the fix is in" on which outlets get to ask questions.
"You have a White House now that is in crisis," said CNN host John King following coverage of the news conference.





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By 2037, an estimated 47% of jobs currently done by humans will be performed by machines. - The Economist







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At an international tennis match, U.S. officials accidentally played the Nazi national anthem. White House adviser Steve Bannon was outraged and said, “We’re not rolling that out till August — c’mon!”- Conan O'Brien







Irony: Republican Richard Nixon Started The EPA And Now A Florida Republican Jackass Wants To Shut It Down
The freshman congressman from Florida who aims to eliminate the Environmental Protection Agency has finally released text of the agency-killing bill — and it tops out at just more than 40 words.



The U.S. Army has officially lifted its ban on soldiers having dreadlocks. This is good news for the Army’s elite Hacky Sack Corps.- Conan O'Brien




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Horsetail Falls at Yosemite National Park. For two weeks of the year, when the angle is just right, the sun lights up the falls making it look as though it is lava flowing.

Peace.

Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Happy Valentine's Day From Vladimir


GOP senator calls for exhaustive investigation into Trump-Russia connections
Sen. Roy Blunt (R-Mo.) on Tuesday said there should be an exhaustive investigation into the ties between Russia and the Trump administration.
"I think everybody needs that investigation to happen," Blunt told KTRS radio, CNN reported.



I've decided that the correct term for removing a President and Vice President simultaneously is "twinpeachment." - Andy Borowitz





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3 top members of Trump's team have resigned over ties to Russia.  Another dozen or so and Republicans are gonna start askin' questions.- Tea Pain




Putin Has An Itchy Trigger Finger
Russia has secretly deployed a new cruise missile despite complaints from American officials that it violates a landmark arms control treaty that helped seal the end of the Cold War, administration officials say.





Putin Starting to Wonder if His Puppets are Smart Enough to Pull This Off. -  Andy Borowitz






Hedge Your Bets
There’s already talk of impeachment, just three weeks into Donald Trump’s turbulent presidency. In fact, many are already betting on it.
Gambling houses all over the world are taking in action on whether Trump, inaugurated just last month, will resign or be impeached. And the odds aren’t as long as you might think.






This Is Just Crazy Allowing Guns To Be Purchased By The Mentally Ill
The Republican-led Senate is moving to block an Obama-era regulation that would prevent an estimated 75,000 people with mental disorders from being able to purchase a firearm.









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Sending Trudeau to stand attractively next to Trump while speaking French is actually the closest thing Canada has to saying “f**k you.”- Samantha Bee






Sarah Palin Must Be Very Unhappy
According to a report, President Donald Trump promised his Canadian counterpart Monday that former Republican Alaska Governor Sarah Palin would not be named ambassador to Canada. “A Trudeau government official says that assurance was provided 




That's it!  We're gonna have to limit the Trump administration to only 3 new scandals per day.- Tea Pain

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So When Will Ivanka Declare Bankruptcy?
Ivanka Trump products have disappeared from the website of Burlington Coat Factory, a South Jersey-based retailer facing calls for a boycott from critics of President Donald Trump.





A snowstorm in the Northeast today caused many schools in the area to close. Said Betsy DeVos, “What? The school closures weren’t supposed to start yet.”- Seth Myers

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Nordstrom’s stock went up after President Trump attacked them on Twitter for dropping Ivanka’s clothing line. Then RadioShack said, “Would you mind attacking us?”- Jimmy Fallon








Celebrity WWF Co-Founder To Run SBA
The Senate on Tuesday confirmed former wrestling entertainment executive Linda McMahon to lead the Small Business Administration. The vote was 81-19.








The Baltimore airport just got a gym where you can work out while you wait for a flight. Finally combining the two things Americans love most — waiting in airports and exercise.- Jimmy Fallon





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Glacier Express, Switzerland.

Peace.

Monday, February 13, 2017

I took this screenshot on Facebook

Mar-a-Lago Guest Poses With the Guy Who Has the Nuclear Codes, Posts Photo
We are living in a world where people who pay to be a member of a Florida social club now have direct access to the people who make the decisions about what to do or not do with our nuclear weapons.
And you thought your local country club was exclusive.


My my my, this has turned into a frighteningly real Reality Show, nuclear football pix and all. So any unvetted member of Trump's club has access to the guy with the nuclear codes. The post was still up on Facebook at the time of this post.


Forget emails! Trump discusses top secret national security in a public dining area. Spies just need a membership. - Warren Holstein






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Doctors who have been studying the skeletal structures of both Republicans for months believe that their ability to stand, walk, and even break into a brisk trot when confronted by reporters’ questions is “virtually inexplicable.” - Andy Borowitz






Our Intel Community May Save Us From Trump
Our Intelligence Community is so worried by the unprecedented problems of the Trump administration—not only do senior officials possess troubling ties to the Kremlin, there are nagging questions about basic competence regarding Team Trump—that it is beginning to withhold intelligence from a White House which our spies do not trust.




Everyone in the GOP is now cordially invited to STFU about how "careless" Hillary was with classified info. - goldengateblond







Lax Security At The Winter White House. What Could Go Wrong?
The iceberg wedge salads, dripping with blue cheese dressing, had just been served on the terrace of Mar-a-Lago Saturday when the call to President Donald Trump came in: North Korea had launched an intermediate-range ballistic missile, its first challenge to international rules since Trump was sworn in three weeks ago...Trump took the call on a mobile phone at his table, which was set squarely in the middle of the private club's dining area.



Donald J. Trump will not let North Korea distract him from his war with Nordstrom.
- Andy Borowitz






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I demand to see your papers, said the guy who won't produce his tax returns. - LOLGOP



Is Kellyanne In Trouble With Ivanka?
President Donald Trump’s daughter, Ivanka, has reportedly “scolded” his top adviser for promoting her clothing line from the White House.




Melania sports a sheer white décolleté dress to the delight of the peanut gallery.



If Obama had held a security meeting in public,  Fox would have renamed itself the "Obama Impeachment Network." - Tea Pain





Band of  Brothers Thugs
A man who was fired from his job as a pilot on Donald Trump’s presidential campaign, after the Guardian revealed that he was charged with a violent crime, was this weekend at the president’s estate in Florida, claiming to be part of his security team.







Somewhere in Heaven...
Abraham Lincoln: The people who claim to be my followers just totally misquoted me.
Jesus:  You don't say. - John Fugelsang




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In honor of Black History Month, Trump tried to have dinner with Jack Black. - Conan O'Brien







Trump is 100% certain there was voter fraud in 2016.  That's why he stopped the recounts in WI, PA and MI.- Tea Pain



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Ever notice the people who praised Scalia's devotion to Constitution were the ones who demanded Obama not be allowed to appoint a replacement? - John Fugelsang






Glad I Wasn't On This Flight
Passengers on the flight told multiple media outlets that the pilot got on the PA and talked about how she was going through a divorce before saying that President Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are both “assholes.” “She started off by saying that ...

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Remember when the President of the United States was smarter and more even-tempered than you? - Conan O'Brien



Of Course There Are No Conflicts Of Interest. Trump Would Never Lie.
Critics say conflicts of interest are far from resolved, but Don Jr. and Eric press on with deals landing Trump-branded properties around the world.









Next week at Mar-a-Lago: first member who birdies the eighth hole gets to chair the next NSC Principals meeting. - Christopher Hayes







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An immigrant family on Ellis Island looking across New York Harbor at the Statue of Liberty, c1932.

Peace.