Saturday, January 21, 2017
Friday, January 20, 2017
From Russia With Love
The Trump Presidency Begins Under the Pall of Russian Intrigues
Even as Donald Trump prepares to take the oath of office, U.S. intelligence agencies are reportedly investigating the several of his associates as part of a broader probe into the Russian government’s interference in the presidential election and potential links between the Kremlin and the Trump campaign.
I find it plausible that Melania is a deep cover KGB agent. She is the first communist bred First Lady of the United States of America after all. Plus on Netflix I watched every episode of "The Americans."
As of now, America has no ambassadors in countries everywhere. Trump fired them all as of 12:01 for no comprehensible reason. - Kurt Eichenwald
The World Is A Safer Place WithoutSaddam Trump
What's taking the impeachment so long? - Andy Borowitz
The South Has Risen. God Help Us All.
David Duke, a former leader of the Ku Klux Klan, took credit for President Donald Trump’s victory moments after his Inauguration.
“We did it! Congratulation to Donald J. Trump President of the United States of America!” Duke tweeted.
Well done, Steve Bannon. I've never heard an inaugural speech like that.
At least not in English. - John Fugelsang
Republican Shenanigans
I refuse to watch Donald J. Trump's Inauguration. Instead, I am enjoying Nixon's resignation speech - a happy reminder that, eventually, bad things come to an end.- Andy Borowitz
Unleash The Lawyers
President Trump's hotel in Washington is in violation of its lease with the government and could also run afoul of a Constitutional clause meant to thwart foreign influence in politics, according to a watchdog group.
FACTCHECK: Trump said that his nominees have "the highest IQ of any Cabinet assembled." In actuality, a nominee like Energy Secretary-designate Rick Perry does not have an IQ high enough to assemble a cabinet from IKEA.- Andy Borowitz
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It's a good time to remember that Hillary Clinton got more votes than any white man in history. Or any orange one. #WomensMarchOnWashington - John Fugelsang
Rock The Voter News
"I'm asking you to believe. Not in my ability to create change — but in yours." -- President Barack Obama
Republican Senator Wants To Know What's Up With The FBI and Russia
The night before Donald Trump was sworn in as president, the New York Times dropped a bombshell: intelligence and law enforcement agencies have been examining intercepted communications and financial transactions in an investigation of possible contacts between Trump associates and Russian officials. This report seemed to confirm previous indications that the US government has collected sensitive intelligence about interactions between Trump insiders and Russians. And hours before the inauguration, I ran into Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.), who has been one of the few Republicans to call for a special investigation of the Russian hacking that helped Trump, and I asked him about this latest development.
The White House removed its climate change web page. And the healthcare, civil rights and LGBT sections. Just thought you should know. - George Takei
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Have They No Shame? No, No, They Don't.
White House website promotes Melania Trump’s modeling and jewelry line-
Visitors to the newly revamped White House website get more than a simple rundown of first lady Melania Trump’s charitable works and interests — they also get a list of her magazine cover appearances and details on her jewelry line at QVC.
Biz/Tech News
No one's in charge of FEMA. Guess no one at Goldman Sachs was interested. I'm sure we'll be fine. What's the worst that could happen? - Tea Party Cat
Trump's First Move as President: Screwing Over Homeowners
The administrative order will end Obama's efforts to cut premiums on FHA-insured home loans.
Donald Trump quoting the Bible is like hearing a Leonard Cohen cover album by Insane Clown Posse. - John Fugelsang
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Even as Donald Trump prepares to take the oath of office, U.S. intelligence agencies are reportedly investigating the several of his associates as part of a broader probe into the Russian government’s interference in the presidential election and potential links between the Kremlin and the Trump campaign.
I find it plausible that Melania is a deep cover KGB agent. She is the first communist bred First Lady of the United States of America after all. Plus on Netflix I watched every episode of "The Americans."
As of now, America has no ambassadors in countries everywhere. Trump fired them all as of 12:01 for no comprehensible reason. - Kurt Eichenwald
The World Is A Safer Place Without
- Burning flags, protests and a sprinkling of enthusiasm: The world reacts to Trump's inauguration
- Obama's Final Phone Call as President Was to Angela Merkel
- Jerusalem mayor takes a parting shot at Barack Obama
- Report: Trump team wanted tanks, missile launchers in inauguration parade
What's taking the impeachment so long? - Andy Borowitz
The South Has Risen. God Help Us All.
David Duke, a former leader of the Ku Klux Klan, took credit for President Donald Trump’s victory moments after his Inauguration.
“We did it! Congratulation to Donald J. Trump President of the United States of America!” Duke tweeted.
Well done, Steve Bannon. I've never heard an inaugural speech like that.
At least not in English. - John Fugelsang
Republican Shenanigans
- 'God is not against building walls!' The sermon Trump heard from Robert Jeffress before his inauguration.
- President Trump's “American Carnage” inauguration speech makes Twitter cringe
- Kellyanne Conway's inauguration coat starts a meme revolution
- Major Fake News Operation Tracked Back to Republican Operative
- Republican Lawmakers in Five States Propose Bills to Criminalize Peaceful Protest
- Republican Governors Balk as Congress Races to End Obamacare
I refuse to watch Donald J. Trump's Inauguration. Instead, I am enjoying Nixon's resignation speech - a happy reminder that, eventually, bad things come to an end.- Andy Borowitz
Unleash The Lawyers
President Trump's hotel in Washington is in violation of its lease with the government and could also run afoul of a Constitutional clause meant to thwart foreign influence in politics, according to a watchdog group.
FACTCHECK: Trump said that his nominees have "the highest IQ of any Cabinet assembled." In actuality, a nominee like Energy Secretary-designate Rick Perry does not have an IQ high enough to assemble a cabinet from IKEA.- Andy Borowitz
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It's a good time to remember that Hillary Clinton got more votes than any white man in history. Or any orange one. #WomensMarchOnWashington - John Fugelsang
Rock The Voter News
- Women's March on Washington: Hillary Clinton's Omission from Honoree List Draws Ire
- 'Good Morning America' referred to Hillary Clinton as Bill Clinton's wife and nothing else
"I'm asking you to believe. Not in my ability to create change — but in yours." -- President Barack Obama
Republican Senator Wants To Know What's Up With The FBI and Russia
The night before Donald Trump was sworn in as president, the New York Times dropped a bombshell: intelligence and law enforcement agencies have been examining intercepted communications and financial transactions in an investigation of possible contacts between Trump associates and Russian officials. This report seemed to confirm previous indications that the US government has collected sensitive intelligence about interactions between Trump insiders and Russians. And hours before the inauguration, I ran into Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.), who has been one of the few Republicans to call for a special investigation of the Russian hacking that helped Trump, and I asked him about this latest development.
The White House removed its climate change web page. And the healthcare, civil rights and LGBT sections. Just thought you should know. - George Takei
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http://www.wattensawpress.com/
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Have They No Shame? No, No, They Don't.
White House website promotes Melania Trump’s modeling and jewelry line-
Visitors to the newly revamped White House website get more than a simple rundown of first lady Melania Trump’s charitable works and interests — they also get a list of her magazine cover appearances and details on her jewelry line at QVC.
Biz/Tech News
- Stocks snap losing streak as Trump sworn in
- 'Fox News Effect' out in force for Trump, Pew survey finds
- Fox News signs Nigel Farage, backer of Trump and Brexit
No one's in charge of FEMA. Guess no one at Goldman Sachs was interested. I'm sure we'll be fine. What's the worst that could happen? - Tea Party Cat
Trump's First Move as President: Screwing Over Homeowners
The administrative order will end Obama's efforts to cut premiums on FHA-insured home loans.
Donald Trump quoting the Bible is like hearing a Leonard Cohen cover album by Insane Clown Posse. - John Fugelsang
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Thursday, January 19, 2017
Trump versus U.S. Intel
FBI, 5 other agencies probe possible covert Kremlin aid to Trump
The FBI and five other law enforcement and intelligence agencies have collaborated for months in an investigation into Russian attempts to influence the November election, including whether money from the Kremlin covertly aided President-elect Donald Trump, two people familiar with the matter said.
The people who told you to distrust Russia 30 years ago are now telling you to drink your Putin juice. - John Fugelsang
The World Is A Safer Place WithoutSaddam Trump
In just a little over 24 hours, America's greatest security threat will take the oath of office. - Tea Pain
Investigators on the Trump-Russia Beat Should Talk to This Man
Sergei Millian, the head of a Russian-American business group, claimed he helped Trump "study the Moscow market."
I enjoy hearing about Hillary & Obama's various evil mentors from Trump fans who've never heard of Sith Master Roy Cohn. - John Fugelsang
One Guy Is Very Concerned About Nukes
At this naked moment in the American experiment, when many people perceive civilization on the verge of blowing up in some metaphorical sense, there is an elderly man in California hoping to seize your attention about another possibility.
It is that civilization is on the verge of blowing up in a non-metaphorical sense.
Chelsea Manning went to jail for exposing crimes nobody's ever going to jail for. - John Fugelsang
Republican Shenanigans
Rick Perry is a f-cking moron. This has been a public service announcement. - Jeff Tiedrich
Everyone Has A Price. This Is DINO Joe Lieberman's Price.
Former Connecticut Sen. Joe Lieberman strode into room 430 of the Dirksen Senate Office Building, grinning and waving... Lieberman was returning to his old stomping grounds on Capitol Hill Tuesday afternoon to offer what bipartisan cover he could for Betsy DeVos, Donald Trump’s nominee for education secretary.
Trump nominee for secretary of Army punched concession worker in face--these people are exactly who you thought they were. - Eric Boehlert
It’s expected to rain in Washington during Donald Trump’s inauguration. In response, Donald Trump tweeted, “The sky is rigged.” - Conan O'Brien
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Dear Rosie O'Donnell,
Please post a mean tweet about Trump at 12:01 PM Friday so he starts tweeting back and never completes the oath of office.
Signed,
A grateful nation
- Andy Borowitz
Rock The Voter News
No Poet At The Inauguration? Suggestion: There Was A Girl From Nantucket...
Despite rumors to the contrary, Donald Trump's inauguration this week won't feature a poet reading work written for the occasion.
Trump Inaugural speech preview: "Ask not what your pussy can grab for you, but what you can grab by the pussy."- Frank Conniff
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http://www.wattensawpress.com/
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Biz/Tech News
Soon A Pipeline Will Be Coming Near You!
Energy Transfer Partners has filed a motion to bar the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers from initiating an environmental study for its controversial Dakota Access pipeline crossing at Lake Oahe in North Dakota.
The big inauguration question: will POTUS be forced to wear a Make America Great Again hat during the speech if DC is somewhat windy? - John Fugelsang
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The FBI and five other law enforcement and intelligence agencies have collaborated for months in an investigation into Russian attempts to influence the November election, including whether money from the Kremlin covertly aided President-elect Donald Trump, two people familiar with the matter said.
The people who told you to distrust Russia 30 years ago are now telling you to drink your Putin juice. - John Fugelsang
The World Is A Safer Place Without
- US bombs ISIS camps in Libya, dozens killed
- Almost 30 Jewish centers received bomb threats yesterday — the second wave of threats in two weeks
- Obama suggests US embassy move to Jerusalem could be 'explosive'
- Israel's Arrow-3 ballistic missile interceptor enters service
- North Korea May Test-Launch Missile Around Donald Trump's Inauguration, South Korea Warns
In just a little over 24 hours, America's greatest security threat will take the oath of office. - Tea Pain
Investigators on the Trump-Russia Beat Should Talk to This Man
Sergei Millian, the head of a Russian-American business group, claimed he helped Trump "study the Moscow market."
I enjoy hearing about Hillary & Obama's various evil mentors from Trump fans who've never heard of Sith Master Roy Cohn. - John Fugelsang
One Guy Is Very Concerned About Nukes
At this naked moment in the American experiment, when many people perceive civilization on the verge of blowing up in some metaphorical sense, there is an elderly man in California hoping to seize your attention about another possibility.
It is that civilization is on the verge of blowing up in a non-metaphorical sense.
Chelsea Manning went to jail for exposing crimes nobody's ever going to jail for. - John Fugelsang
Republican Shenanigans
- Report: Trumps inaugural ball dance will be to Sinatra's 'My Way'
- Nancy Sinatra responds to Donald Trump having 'My Way' performed at presidential inauguration
- Trump knocks designer who said he would not dress future first lady Melania Trump: "I'm not a fan of Tom Ford"
- Is Donald Trump Writing His Inaugural Address From a Mar-a-Lago Receptionist’s Desk? An Investigation
- Trump's Washington Hotel Draws Protesters — And Ethics Concerns
- Trump's Army pick accused of punching concessions worker: report
- Hearing derailed after senator suggests colleague needs Valium
- Scientists Concerned For Future Of National Labs As Rick Perry Seeks Top Energy Post
- Rick Perry misunderstood Energy Secretary job: report
Rick Perry is a f-cking moron. This has been a public service announcement. - Jeff Tiedrich
Everyone Has A Price. This Is DINO Joe Lieberman's Price.
Former Connecticut Sen. Joe Lieberman strode into room 430 of the Dirksen Senate Office Building, grinning and waving... Lieberman was returning to his old stomping grounds on Capitol Hill Tuesday afternoon to offer what bipartisan cover he could for Betsy DeVos, Donald Trump’s nominee for education secretary.
Trump nominee for secretary of Army punched concession worker in face--these people are exactly who you thought they were. - Eric Boehlert
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http://www.cwblogsite.com/
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Dear Rosie O'Donnell,
Please post a mean tweet about Trump at 12:01 PM Friday so he starts tweeting back and never completes the oath of office.
Signed,
A grateful nation
- Andy Borowitz
Rock The Voter News
- Obama's parting words: 'We're going to be OK'
- Bruce Springsteen plays farewell gig for Barack Obama at the White House
No Poet At The Inauguration? Suggestion: There Was A Girl From Nantucket...
Despite rumors to the contrary, Donald Trump's inauguration this week won't feature a poet reading work written for the occasion.
Trump Inaugural speech preview: "Ask not what your pussy can grab for you, but what you can grab by the pussy."- Frank Conniff
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http://www.wattensawpress.com/
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Biz/Tech News
- CNN hiring reporter to investigate "fake news"
- Trump's treasury nominee defends his record at bank labeled as 'foreclosure machine'
- US housing starts surge in December; jobless claims near 43-year low
Soon A Pipeline Will Be Coming Near You!
Energy Transfer Partners has filed a motion to bar the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers from initiating an environmental study for its controversial Dakota Access pipeline crossing at Lake Oahe in North Dakota.
The big inauguration question: will POTUS be forced to wear a Make America Great Again hat during the speech if DC is somewhat windy? - John Fugelsang
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