Wednesday, October 12, 2016

Decisions, decisions.

Clinton: Trump team's negativity shows 'how desperate they are'
Clinton: Trump team's negativity shows 'how desperate they are' says Donald Trump's "scorched Earth strategy" shows the Republican presidential nominee is desperate as Election Day approaches.


A guy who claims to be a billionaire and didn't pay taxes for more than a decade wants you to know that life isn't fair to him :(  - LOLGOP






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Look, we can't afford $1 Trillion on health care to protect US lives b/c we need to spend $2 Trillion on defense, to protect US lives.- John Fugelsang





Russians, Nukes & Trump
Americans should vote for Donald Trump as president next month or risk being dragged into a nuclear war, according to a Russian ultra-nationalist ally of President Vladimir Putin who likes to compare himself to the U.S. Republican candidate.


We pray for this election to be over because we think--against conventional wisdom and all evidence--that the stupidity will cease then. - Will McAvoy







Republican Shenanigans

Don't tell Glenn Beck but he just proved evolution exists.- John Fugelsang






If Donald Trump or Billy Bush ever actually set foot in a locker room I'm fairly sure they'd get their asses kicked.- Andy Borowitz




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Al Gore: 'Consider me exhibit A' for why each vote matters.


Hey, Green Party, Please See The Forest Through The Trees
In a rare return to presidential politics, Mr. Gore, who was Bill Clinton’s vice president, joined Hillary Clinton for a 45-minute Democratic call to arms, vacillating between a familiar drawling delivery and the urgency of a seer sent from another era to warn future generations of prospective doom.








I'd guess if you polled Trump supporters: "where did Trump say he likes to grab women by the p___" A plurality would say "locker room". - Christopher Hayes






Rock The Voter News

LeBron James on Donald Trump: "That's not locker room talk. That's trash talk."






Well, Well, Well. This Should Be Interesting 
The U.S. Supreme Court on Tuesday agreed to decide whether to block a lawsuit against former Attorney General John Ashcroft and others by non-U.S. citizens, mainly Muslims, swept up after the Sept. 11 attacks who said they were abused in detention.





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Biz/Tech News

Trump: the Samsung Galaxy Note 7 of American politics. - Andy Borowitz




My First Cell Phone Was An Ericsson
Ericsson AB, one of the world's largest makers of telecom equipment, Wednesday capped a series of management- shakeup and job-cut announcements with a profit warning that sent its share price tumbling 


A society constantly selling drugs to seniors arrested Willie Nelson for possession of a plant. - John Fugelsang




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Odd News



Time To Deflate Photo

Hua Shan,Shaanxi Province, China. Why is that man smiling? I would be crying,

Peace.

Tuesday, October 11, 2016

Locker Room Talk

Late-night TV hosts have a field day with the Donald Trump-Billy Bush Video
The now-infamous 2005 Donald Trump-Billy Bush video was — to put it mildly — a gold mine for talk-show hosts on Monday night. The Washington Post first


“Poor, Jeb Bush. Billy Bush is his cousin. He has to be sitting at home thinking, “Why the hell didn’t he release this tape a year ago?’” - Jimmy Kimmel






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Dear GOP: Congrats! We nominated a misogynist, racist, vulgar, lying, ignorant, mad man as our nominee. Oh, and he breathes like Darth Vader. - Anna Navarro




BREAKING SCANDAL: Hillary Has A Sense Of Humor!
Hillary Clinton joked about former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin during a 2015 interview for The New York Times Magazine that Clinton’s presidential campaign later tried to amend, according to a leaked email.


Republican Shenanigans

Being an undecided voter at this point is like watching Jack Torrance chasing Danny with an axe in The Shining & wondering who's the bad guy - Sam Kalidi




Giuliani Committed To Crucifying Clinton
Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani is claiming that Hillary Clinton admitted to multiple crimes during Sunday night’s presidential debate





As the Republicans go from Abraham Lincoln to Teddy Roosevelt to Donald Trump, it's understandable that they don't believe in evolution.- Andy Borowitz



Meanwhile, President Obama Sets Plans For Manned Mars Exploration
President Barack Obama wants NASA to send astronauts to Mars by the 2030s and eventually into deep space, he wrote in a CNN op-ed published today (Oct. 11).
"We have set a clear goal vital to the next chapter of America's story in space: sending humans to Mars by the 2030s and returning them safely to Earth, with the ultimate ambition to one day remain there for an extended time," Obama wrote in the op-ed.






On International #DayoftheGirl, we remain committed to providing what we all want for our daughters: a future of limitless possibility. - President Obama Tweet

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41 years ago I married my best friend and the finest changemaker I’ve ever known. And yes, I’m still in awe of her! - Bill Clinton


Rock The Voter News




I Wonder What Papa Bush Thinks Of This?
Newly suspended NBC host Billy Bush reportedly bragged to other network staffers about the tape in which he and Donald Trump are heard making lewd comments about women...







I don't want to start a chant of "Lock him up," but I'd be cool with "Put him under psychiatric observation." - Andy Borowitz
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If a pathological liar runs for president & all his spokespeople repeat his lies, what should news media do? Media hasn't figured it out. - Lawrence O'Donnell


Biz/Tech News




The NYTimes and Washington Post told you the truth about Trump. Fox News and talk radio lied to you. You might keep that in mind in future. - David Frum, Republican


The Art Of The Deal: Stiff Your Workers
Donald Trump casts himself as a protector of workers and jobs, but a USA TODAY NETWORK investigation found hundreds of people – carpenters, dishwashers, painters, even his own lawyers – who say he didn’t pay them for their work.






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Odd News



Time To Deflate Photo
The serval cat, also known as the tierboskat, is a wild cat found in Africa. It is the sole member of the genus Leptailurus and was first described by German naturalist Johann Christian Daniel von Schreber in 1776.

Peace.

Monday, October 10, 2016

Donald Trump's Sniffling Continues: Here Are The Possible Causes

Donald Trump's Sniffling Continues: Here Are The Possible Causes
Looks like a change in microphone hasn’t changed Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump’s frequent sniffling. As you may have heard, Howard Dean, former governor of Vermont and most importantly in this context medical doctor, mentioned cocaine in the following Tweet


If your "cold" last for two or more debates, be sure to call your dealer…er…doctor. — Tea Pain





Donald Trump has successfully changed the conversation from his history as a sexual predator to his plans to imprison political opponents like a totalitarian dictator.- Andy Borowitz


The Intimidator
A body language expert said she was worried that Donald Trump might physically assault Hillary Clinton during Sunday night’s presidential debate.
Janine Driver — a former investigator with the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives — said Trump loomed and lurked behind Clinton in response to her power move.





Republican Shenanigans

In contrast with Trump, who says he would jail Hillary, Clinton says if she is elected she will make sure Trump "gets the help he needs."- Andy Borowitz






Do You Think The Investigations Of Hillary Were Numerous? Ha! Unleash The Lawyers!
Civil rights lawyer Gloria Allred said this week that women have begun contacting her with allegations that they were sexually harassed or abused by Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump.




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North Carolina Is In Shambles
Matthew's wrath is finally over, but its devastation keeps growing and rescue crews stayed busy.
The storm's US death toll climbed to 21 on Monday, with North Carolina reporting 11 deaths, Florida reporting four, and three each in South Carolina and Georgia.




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Immigrants R Us
All six Americans who brought home Nobel Prizes this year were born outside the US






A Day In The Life Of AHNC

Mea culpa for the short issue today.

Life here in Costa Rica isn't what you gringos are used to, it takes a slightly different direction -- one of seizing the moment.

My "daughter", Yerlin needed to go to Santa Cruz today, very important, so I offered to take her since I still have use of a car. Otherwise she would have to drive her motorcycle.

I also needed to just get out and mix with people. And Chinese food. Yes, Chinese food.

So, just as we are entering Santa Cruz -- there is my estranged husband who I have not laid eyes on for three years. He was walking down the main street sidewalk. I scrunched down in my seat for fear that he would see me. Yerlin was hooting and howling and said, "Maybe we should offer him a ride back to Junquillal."

 Ay yi yi.

Anyway, Yerlin had success dealing with her problems after several visits to several different places. After that was over, we were totally famished. I turned to Yerlin and said, I need Chinese food!

We bolted to the Oriente, my latest fav Chinese restaurant. As usual, I took a doggy bag home, they serve too much food for me. BTW, I had 15 medium sized fried shrimp a la Milanese, with salad and potatoes for about 5,200 colones or around $9 USD. That is two meals for me.The waitress knows me so well, she even remembered my order right down to my drink, Pepsi.

Pura vida or pure life.






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Time To Deflate Photo
Perfect timing.

Peace.