Friday, July 22, 2016

Trumpdom

Trump's 76-minute acceptance speech longest in recent history 
Trump’s marathon address clocked in at nearly 76 minutes, eclipsing Bill Clinton’s 64-minute acceptance speech in 1996, according to an analysis by C-SPAN


The party I was part of is dead. - Meghan McCain





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam


Trump is wrong. The real cause of instability in the Middle East was the Bush-Cheney invasion of Iraq. By the way, where is President Bush? - Bernie Sanders



Flashback To 2008



BREAKING: Donald Trump promises to make America great again, impose law and order, and achieve world peace merely by shouting for 100 days.- Tea Party Cat


Republican Shenanigans

Trump Succeeds in Delivering Speech No One Will Want to Plagiarize. - Andy Borowitz





Senator David Duke?
Former Ku Klux Klan leader David Duke announced Friday on his website that he plans to run for U.S. Senate in Louisiana..."I'm overjoyed to see Donald Trump and most Americans embrace most of the issues that I've championed for years. My slogan remains America first."



Donald Trump will make America safe again with his running mate, who oversaw one of the biggest outbreaks of HIV in recent American history. - Will McAvoy






Trump vows to protect LGBTQ citizens from his own party platform & lunatic homophobic VP who tried to make discrimination legal.  Bigly. - John Fugelsang


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It's not that Trump is going to turn America into Mad Max Fury Road; it's that Trump seems to think we're already like that.- John Fugelsang






Chairman Trump

Yesterday we learned at last exactly how Donald Trump plans to make America great again.

It does not involve building a wall, deporting 11 million undocumented immigrants, or preventing Muslims from entering the country.  We won’t have to repeal Obamacare or renegotiate trade deals.  Nor will we have to take out ISIS in a matter of weeks or let smaller countries develop their own nuclear arsenals.

Thankfully, it does not involve paying off the national debt in eight years by requiring debt holders to “take a haircut,” thus causing the rest of the world to question the validity of the “full faith and credit of the United States.”

All we have to do to make America great again is elect Trump president – not for what he will do as president, because he plans to delegate all the actual work to his vice-president.

No, in Trump’s self-absorbed mind, the mere fact that he occupies the Oval Office is what will make America great again.  It’s really just as simple as that.

The New York Times reports that several weeks ago Donald Trump approached a senior advisor to Gov. John Kasich (R-OH) with an offer: if he joined the Trump ticket, Kasich would become the most powerful vice-president in history.  As Trump’s vice-president, Kasich would assume full responsibility for domestic and foreign policy.

Then what exactly would President Trump do?

Trump Jr.: “Make America Great Again.”


So that’s it.  President Trump, by his very presence, by his mere continued existence, is what would make America great again.

He wouldn’t have to formulate policy. Policy is for losers anyway, which Kasich was in the GOP primaries.  He wouldn’t have to do actual work; worker bees do that stuff.  He wouldn’t have to make decisions but he would reserve the right to second-guess Kasich’s decisions.

His one marching order to the vice-president and Cabinet secretaries would be, “Don’t make me look bad.”

In Trump’s self-centered world, he would sit as Chairman of the Board – the “Mr. Outside” – to Vice President Kasich’s CEO/COO – “Mr. Inside.”  Kasich would do all the work and, if things went right, Trump would take the credit.  Of course, if things went wrong – as they seem always to do with Republicans – then Kasich would shoulder the blame alone.

All this only confirms what has been apparent to many of us from the start: Trump has no interest in being president.

He wants to win the presidency, of course; he wants to win big.

He wants to be called President Trump, “Mister President,” for the rest of his life.

But he knows that a few days into his term he would get bored with the whole thing – the meetings, the briefing papers, all the reading, the accountability; the pressure of actual crises, domestic unrest, and world events he can’t control.

Then he would be stuck in a job he doesn’t want, secure only in the knowledge that within three years he will face a reelection challenge from that insufferable douchebag Ted Cruz.

So the Kasich offer is simply Trump’s attempt to have it both ways.

Kasich, wisely, rejected the offer.

Trump now says he never made any such offer to Kasich, which is true: his son made the offer.  And he made it to a Kasich advisor, not to Kasich himself.

All this is classic Trump.  Trump takes the credit, garners the glory, or scoops up the money; while others bear the burdens, do the work his machinations have made impossible, pay the costs, and suffer the losses.

Now Trump faces a dilemma: he doesn’t want to stay but he can’t go either. Short of dying on the campaign trail and leaving Pence to head the ticket, what can he do?

He can lose.  And the present state of his campaign management and fundraising operation suggests he intends to lose.

But in Trump’s mind, that’s won’t make him a loser.  If he intends to lose and succeeds, then he will be a winner.  The losers will be the people who failed to get him elected.

Thus, Chairman Trump succeeds either way.  It’s classic Trump.


~ Rick Wise




Cotton Doesn't' Cotton To Hillary
 Arkansas people have "warm feelings" toward Bill Clinton, but don't feel the same about his wife, according to Sen. Tom Cotton.









Rock The Voter News





Voters Afraid To Vote In A Mosque. Really.
A Muslim advocacy group in Florida says it may take legal action over the removal of an Islamic center as a polling place for the presidential election in November.


The last time a deranged billionaire promised to end all crime it involved a bat suit.- John Fugelsang




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“Mexico is our third-largest trading partner. We sell more to Mexico than we do to China, India and Russia combined." - President Barack Obama


Biz/Tech News

Trump plans to trim taxes by 10% and our Constitution by 100%. - Tea Pain





GOP Convention Ratings Low
Donald Trump's 75-minute acceptance speech at the Republican National Convention attracted roughly 30 million television viewers on major U.S. cable and broadcast networks, according to early ratings data that suggested the audience will not break convention records.



Somehow I feel like the best way to get over the RNC & 4 days of listening to white people yelling isn't a week-long vacation with my family. - OhNoSheTwitnt





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Odd News




Time To Deflate Photo

I wouldn't sleep, I'd be afraid of missing the light show. This is Kakslauttanen Arctic Resort in Finland.

Peace.

Thursday, July 21, 2016

Secret Service investigating Trump adviser’s call for Hillary to be 'shot for treason'

Secret Service investigating Trump adviser’s call for Hillary to be 'shot for treason'
The Secret Service told Politico Wednesday it is investigating Trump adviser and New Hampshire delegate Al Baldasaro's call to put Hillary Clinton "in the firing line" and shoot her "for treason.”


"Lock her up" is also what conservatives chant outside Planned Parenthood clinics.- LOLGOP






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Republicans' problem is that Trump can win their nomination acting like Putin with a weave. Now they want to make it America's problem. - LOLGOP






Trump Delegate Booted Instead Of Arrested
A Donald Trump delegate was sent home to Illinois after using a racial slur in a Facebook post suggesting police should shoot black protesters.



Republican Shenanigans

Cruz story matters. It's about Trump's leadership. Trump was vicious to Cruz's family even when the race was over. Hate has consequences. - LOLGOP







Payback's A Beotch
 Ted Cruz declined to endorse Donald Trump as the GOP nominee for president in a dramatic speech to the party's national convention on Wednesday, urging Republicans to instead “vote your conscience.”






Here's the thing: Ted Cruz is really just a poorer Donald Trump with political experience. - Will McAvoy




Revenge Shall Be Mine Saith The Trumpet
When Tony Schwartz, Donald Trump’s ghostwriter for his 1987 memoir, “The Art of the Deal,” decided to tell the public about his concerns that Trump isn’t fit to serve as President, his main worry was that Trump, who is famously litigious, would threaten to take legal action against him. Schwartz’s premonition has proved correct.

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Pence: Christian. Conservative. Republican. In that order.
So I guess being an American comes after all that. - LOLGOP


Rock The Voter News







If any of these jokes sound old, it’s because Michelle Obama used them in 2008.- Jimmy Fallon




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Newt lived long enough for Republicans to remember why they chased him out of office. And if he lives 20 more years it may happen again! - LOLGOP



Biz/Tech News


What's really interesting is that Trump came out to the Queen song "We are the Champions." I would have gone with a different Queen song: "I See a Little Silhouette-o of a Man."- James Corden




Bend Over Trump Supporters
Just a few hours before he officially accepts the presidential nomination of the Republican party, Donald Trump agreed to pay a $11,200 federal settlement for retaliating against workers who voted to unionize at his eponymous Las Vegas hotel.








If you don't follow politics, what basically happened last night is Taylor Swift invited Kim Kardashian on stage and handed her a mic. - side-eye spice tweet






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Odd News



Time To Deflate Photo

I would love to have my morning coffee, brunch, or anything chocolate under that umbrella in Engelberg, Switzerland.

Peace.

Wednesday, July 20, 2016

What global warming?

NASA: Hottest June on record continues 14-month global heat wave
The first six months of 2016 were the hottest ever recorded, NASA announced on Tuesday, while Arctic sea ice now covers 40% less of the Earth than it did just 30 years ago.


Look, if Obama had 3 ex-wives and 5 children with different women, 'modern' and 'blended' family wouldn't be the terms being used right now. - Joan Morgan Tweet






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam


You people just don't get that Donald Trump is the closest some of us will ever get to being able to vote for Boss Hogg. - John Fugelsang






Trump Humps Anti-Obama Crowd
If he wins the presidency, Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump would seek to purge the federal government of officials appointed by Democratic President Barack Obama and could ask Congress to pass legislation making it easier to...



So far the #GOP convention has been a mix of lies, fear, hate-mongering and distortion w/a few moments of inspiration stolen from the Obamas. - Richard Hine Tweet






Republican Shenanigans


Paul Ryan wants us to see Republicans as "kindness and justice" while the crowd chants "Lock her up!" - Kona Lowell






Trump Admits Plagiarism. Promptly Blames Friend.
After 24 hours of confusion and the campaign’s resistance to admit to plagiarism, it seems America finally has an answer from the Trump campaign confirming it was plagiarism and that a close friend might be responsible.









The religious freedom conservatives are most interested in is the freedom to decide what your religion is.- LOLGOP

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GOP Nominates Man Fined $750,000 by Justice Department. - David Corn


Rock Band Mocks GOP
The rock band Third Eye Blind frustrated some guests at a charity concert held during the Republican National Convention on Tuesday. According to multiple accounts posted by attendees on social media, the band played some of its more obscure songs and mocked socially conservative positions during its set at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland.






Rock The Voter News


Let's all thank @FLOTUS for the only positive speech on night 1 of the RNC. - John Fugelsang




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It's a good thing Roger Ailes is a serial sexual harasser and not a black man with a broken taillight, because that has consequences. - Jeff Tiedrich



Biz/Tech News






Quicken Loans Arena, home to the NBA champion Cleveland Cavaliers, is hosting the Republican Convention this week. And just like the Cavs’ starting lineup, the convention is expected to have four black people.- Seth Myers


The EU v China
The European Union on Tuesday launched dispute proceedings against China in the World Trade Organization over import duties and other alleged measures involving raw materials.







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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo

Actresses playing mermaids lounge during the filming of Peter Pan in 1924.

Peace.