Tuesday, July 19, 2016

Mrs. Trump plagiarizes Mrs. Obama's speech


Trump Campaign Struggles to Manage Melania Trump Speech Fallout
The Trump campaign, already on shaky ground headed into this week's convention, struggled to find a response Tuesday to charges that Melania Trump's prime-time speech lifted passages from Michelle Obama's 2008 convention speech.


Night One of the ‪#‎RNC‬ ended with "We Are the Champions," sung by the late Freddie Mercury, who would be fucking furious right now. - Andy Borowitz






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam


This convention is way different that normal political  convention because it feels like there may be an actual stoning.- LOLGOP





Kim Jong Un Wants Attention!!
 North Korea fired three ballistic missiles on Tuesday which flew between 500 and 600 km (300-360 miles) into the sea off its east coast, South Korea's military said, the latest in a series of provocative moves by the isolated country.






Want a TON national airtime? Be the non-white person on the floor at the RNC. - Tina Dupuy






Republican Shenanigans


I thought Melania only took other people's husbands.- LOLGOP






They Don't Even Bother With Smoke & Mirrors Anymore
A Donald Trump supporter with a primetime speaking slot at the Republican national convention, who is billed as a small business owner employing more than 100,000 people, is actually a “multi-level marketer” who does not employ anyone.



Being a citizen is great. Now please elect my husband who wants to deport child citizens along with their parents. Good night, everyone! - LOLGOP





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Scott Baio is sick of people who want free stuff -- like the charities who expected Donald Trump to deliver the donations he promised.- LOLGOP








GOP Feels The Bern
Republicans approved a party platform Monday peppered with Donald Trump mainstays on trade, the border wall with Mexico -- and an unexpected banking reform provision straight from Bernie Sanders' playbook.





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"We're gonna win so big" is a weird thing for a guy who has busted four casinos to keep saying.- LOLGOP




RNC Today: Make America Work Again
After a tumultuous opening day that saw a delegate insurrection on the convention floor, chants for Democrat Hilary Clinton to be jailed, and speakers accusing President Obama of being a Muslim, the Republican National Convention resumes Tuesday for a “Make America Work Again”-themed day.









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Well, Well, Well. Was Megyn Kelly Sexually Harassed By Jaba The Hut?
As a chorus of prominent Fox News women have gone public defending Roger Ailes against the wave of sexual-harassment allegations sparked by former Fox News host Gretchen Carlson’s lawsuit, the network’s biggest star, Megyn Kelly, has been conspicuously silent.










"I'm worried that I will be the last Republican President." George W. Bush






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The road to the clouds in Alberta, Canada.

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Monday, July 18, 2016

The Republican Convention

GOP passes rules vote over outcry from Trump opponents
The Republican National Committee ignored an outcry from angry delegates on the GOP convention's first day and adopted the convention's rules by a voice vote.
The move prompted an eruption from the crowd, people chanting "roll call vote" and yelling "point of order."


If you're feeling overwhelmed by information and facts, take a break by watching the Republican National Convention. - Andy Borowitz






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Violent crime rate down 20.3%, murder rate down 16.6%, during Obama administration. -F.B.I.






DOH! Media Violence Bad For Kids!
Media violence has become a routine part of the daily lives of American children, and parents, lawmakers and the media should take steps to change that, a leading pediatricians' group recommends.



Republican Shenanigans





Donald Trump: “Don’t worry about the speech tonight, Melania-- just make sure you’re super hot. Your hotness proves my greatness.” - Tea Party Cat



Happy Day's Chachi Supports Trump
Actor and director Scott Baio announced this weekend that he will be speaking at the Republican National Convention Monday night, after being personally asked by Donald Trump, and said that he is both "a little nervous" and "excited" to be tapped.






Yesterday members of Congress left Washington for a seven-week vacation. Even the Kardashians are like, “From what?”- Jimmy Fallon


Trump Trashes Sexy Logo!
Donald Trump officially introduced his running mate, Indiana Gov. Mike Pence, on Saturday and also unveiled a new joint campaign logo—different from the original that was swiftly mocked across social media on Friday.


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Trump Reads Obama's Mysterious Body Language
“I watched the president, and sometimes the words are okay. But you just look at the body language and there’s something going on. Look, there’s something going on,” Trump told “Fox & Friends” on Monday.





There's a really good story about the Republican Convention in the Book of Revelation.- Andy Borowitz






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BREAKING: GOP convention to impeach Hillary Clinton in advance of the election and call for her immediate jailing.- Tea Party Cat





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RNC TRIVIA: English is a second language for Melania Trump, making her the first RNC speaker with that distinction since Sarah Palin. - Andy Borowitz



Bizarre: Halliburton Relative Murdered. Suspect Escapes.
FORT LAUDERDALE — A man awaiting a murder trial for the slaying of a woman whose family founded the Halliburton oil services company escaped from the Broward County courthouse Friday just before a hearing.


Scott Baio and Antonio Sabato Jr. are speaking at the Republican National Convention because Larry the Cable Guy wasn't available. - Sam Kalidi





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This turtle's shell looks like a fireworks display.

Peace.

Friday, July 15, 2016

This is the new Trump and Pence logo. Really.

Trump unveils new 'TP' Pence campaign logo
Donald Trump didn't just get Mike Pence as his running mate Friday. He also got a new logo ...


Pence and Trump do not follow each other on twitter, which is only notable since Pence was announced as Trump's running mate on twitter. - Will McAvoy





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NEWT: Test Every Muslim
Newt Gingrich offered several stunning proposals in response to Thursday’s mass terrorist attack in Nice, France during an interview with Fox News’ Sean Hannity...We should frankly test every person here who is of a Muslim background, and if they believe in Sharia, they should be deported. Sharia is incompatible with western civilization.”



No religious tests -- because Republicans would fail them all.- LOLGOP






The racist statements that used to be whispered at Cracker Barrels and KKK meetings are now headlines on Politico and CNN. - Tea Pain





Republican Shenanigans


Doctors Caution Against Looking Directly at Blinding Whiteness of Mike Pence. - Andy Borowitz






Please pray for Sister-in-Christ Sarah Palin, whose son is back in jail. It’s taking her away from scolding others about their family values. - Mrs. Betty Bowers



The Undermining Of Obama
Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick challenged President Obama about his response to recent police-involved shootings during a televised town hall meeting on race relations Thursday, suggesting that police officers don't feel "in their hearts" that Obama supports them.





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We've heard from racists, Islamophobes, antisemites & misogynists - but now with Pence, homophobes finally have a place at the Trump table.- John Fugelsang





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People who fear minorities really don't like that they're becoming one. - John Fugelsang








Trump Stopped Himself From Changing His Mind
Donald Trump considered abandoning Indiana Gov. Mike Pence as his running mate late Thursday night after offering him the job...





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Ruth Bader Ginsburg says she is sorry, and that is the first time I have ever disagreed with Ruth Bader Ginsburg.- Andy Borowitz





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Shhh. Healthcare Improved.
 A new report finds health care improved in much of the United States between 2011 and 2014, mostly because more people were insured and doctors and other providers did a better job.





"Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed people can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has." -M. Meade






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Angel Falls, also known as Salto Angel (in Spanish) or Kerepakupai meru (in Pemon) which means ‘waterfall of the deepest place’. The waterfall is located in South America in the Canaima National Park, in Venezuela.

Peace.