Friday, January 15, 2016

GOP Debate Results





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GOP debate winners and losers
With less than three weeks left before the Iowa caucuses, Republican presidential candidates clashed for the sixth time on a debate stage Thursday night in North Charleston, S.C.



Carson's worried about "the party damaging itself"? Dude. At this point it would be like the Titanic hitting another iceberg. #GOPDebate - @goldengategirl tweet








The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam



The upside of the Oregon situation is a bunch of guys you don't want around anyway have now barricaded themselves in the middle of nowhere. - goldengateblond tweet



Republicans Can't Help Their Lying. It's A Mental Condition.
A Bundy-backing former fire chief has thrown cold water on claims by a Nevada Republican who says FBI agents are posing as militiamen near an Oregon nature preserve.







"Ammon Bundy, the leader of the militia, has compared his occupation of the wildlife refuge to that of Rosa Parks. And I think we all remember when Rosa Parks got on a public bus, sat down, then whipped out an AK-47 and threatened to kill anyone who made her change seats." –James Corden





This Is Old News.
Guns purchased legally in the U.S. don’t only end up in the hands of American criminals; they may also be finding their way into the possession of Mexican drug trafficking organizations. Guns bought mostly in the Southwest United States account for roughly 70 percent of the guns seized in Mexico between 2009 and 2014, according to a new report from the U.S. Government Accountability Office














Republican Shenanigans



"While commenting on the State of the Union, Donald Trump said President Obama is 'living in a fantasy land.' Donald Trump then went to sleep in his solid gold bed with his supermodel wife." –Conan O'Brien







Another Win For Planned Parenthood
Kansas' medical board is taking no action against a Planned Parenthood clinic after completing an investigation into whether illegal sales of fetal tissue are occurring after abortions...



The Queen of England promises to “take back” America if Trump is elected. The D.C. Brief



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Rock The Voter News





This is Muslim Americans' country too. The next president should know that—and act like it. #GOPdebate - Hillary Clinton









THE GOP Is On Its Last Legs
RNC Committee official warned that Donald Trump and his supporters were destroying the GOP.
Holland Redfield, an RNC committeeman who represents the Virgin Islands, is shown at a closed-door breakfast meeting Thursday urging party chairman Reince Priebus to stand up to the GOP frontrunner...










"Republicans control both houses so it's going to be very difficult for the president to pass any new legislation. The only bill more unpopular than a bill from President Obama right now is a Bill Cosby." –Jimmy Kimmel





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Jeb Bush is the universe's way of trying to teach conservatives about the need for euthanasia.- LOLGOP




Meanwhile, Back In Guatemala
GUATEMALA CITY – Jimmy Morales, a former TV comic elected Guatemala’s new president on a wave of public revulsion against widespread graft, took office Thursday in a ceremony attended by leaders from the Americas.











"Don't mess with Texas? No, don't f**ck with New York." - Lewis Black



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You'd think Ted Cruz would be a bigger fan of "New York values." He got a giant loan from Wall Street giant Goldman Sachs. #GOPDebate - goldengateblond tweet







Stocks & Oil Volatile
U.S. stocks sank in volatile trading on Friday, with the S&P 500 hitting its lowest since Aug. 24 and the Dow dropping more than 400 points, as oil prices dived below $30 per barrel. Intel tumbled 9 percent to $29.66 after its results and forecast raised concerns about the chipmaker's growth.



"I try to push the worry down and pull the Spanx up!” –Julia Louis-Dreyfus





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I had a lovely lunch with some viewers of AHNC who were visiting Costa Rica. We went to one of my favorite spots in Tamarindo, tucked away right on the Pacific. They are so smart and funny. A lovely memory to keep.


And a view from the other side!



Thursday, January 14, 2016

Get the popcorn, the GOP debate is tonight!





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Republican Presidential Debate and 5 Things to Watch For
Seven candidates qualify for Thursday's main presidential debate.
Hosted by the Fox Business Network, the debate will feature seven candidates: Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, Ben Carson, Jeb Bush, Chris Christie and John Kasich.



To everyone who thinks I never report good news: tonight's Republican debate will feature significantly fewer Republicans.- Andy Borowitz








The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam




How DARE Obama suggest Congress 'take a vote' on going to war! Congress is too busy repealing Obamacare to waste time debating a war.- Tea Party Cat











The Cranky Militants Must Be Low On Snacks
The armed militants who have taken over an Oregon wildlife refuge appear to be moving toward “indicting” county officials who they say mocked them by threatening to impose a $70,000-a-day bill for their ongoing occupation.









I remember when George W. Bush was so tough on Iran that he let it spin 8,000 centrifuges and gave it most of Iraq.- LOLGOP





Republican Shenanigans




Yeah, Being Born In Canada Can Be A Problem Sometimes
A growing number of constitutional law scholars are arguing that Ted Cruz’s birth in Canada makes him ineligible to become president. Their argument could prove a thorn in the side of the senator, who is a zealous originalist on most constitutional questions—with what seems like a notable exception.








GOP: Trump's opinions are unacceptable, vile and completely representative of about 30 - 40% of our primary voters.- LOLGOP




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2016 is first presidential election in 50 years without full protections of Voting Rights Act but wasn't mentioned in any 2015 debates. - Ari Berman



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'You can't use birth control because the Bible commands us to be fruitful and multiply!' cried the celibate priest.- John Fugelsang




The Republicans own the Bible, in case you weren't up to speed. 
Virginia Rep. Dave Brat, the GOP lawmaker who famously upset former House Majority Leader Eric Cantor in a 2014 Republican primary, informed the world of his party's proprietary rights Monday while speaking with radio host Sandy Rios on her show, American Family Radio.







The poor woman  does look as though she's standing in line at the Waffle House!




Bernie’s really picking up some momentum. In fact yesterday, he received an endorsement from the progressive website MoveOn.org. As opposed to, Jeb Bush, who was just endorsed by the website "No, seriously. MoveOn.org!"- Jimmy Fallon





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AFL-CIO Tells Trump What They Think
The nation's largest labor group bashed Donald Trump on Thursday, accusing the GOP front-runner of injecting xenophobia into the presidential race.
During an AFL-CIO event on racism in politics, President Richard Trumka said the union has had "a number of conversations" with Trump supporters in its efforts to convert them.







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In Oakland, California, for the first time, a marijuana company will be publicly traded. It’s the first ever stock that you can buy high AND sell high.- Conan O'Brien







Foreclosure Update
New Jersey had the highest activity rate, with foreclosure filings at 1.91 percent of homes. Florida posted the second highest rate at 1.77 percent, with Maryland third at 1.60 percent.




I didn’t win the Powerball. Thanks, Obama!- Tea Party Cat







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YAY, I am back online! I missed you all!

Wednesday, January 13, 2016

I need my INTERNET!

Sigh. The darn thing has been off most of the morning.

But all is not lost. I am having lunch with some AHNC viewers who are visiting Costa Rica.

I will post photos later and have a fresh issue tomorrow--barring Internet complications or just shoot me.









Peace.