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The armed squatters at the Malheur Wildlife Refuge in Oregon have begun rummaging through government documents at the reserve.
I don't want to put too much pressure on the President, but he has only one more year to take our guns. - Andy Borowitz
The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam
- The Latest: US condemns suicide bomb attack in Istanbul
- Sunni mosques in east Iraq attacked after ISIS-claimed blasts
- Two Iraqi journalists shot dead, intel officer wounded
- Iran to sell heavy water to US under nuclear deal
- Swedish foreign minister calls for Israeli killings probe
- Teen chokes up asking Bundy to leave: ‘I shouldn’t have to be scared in my own hometown’
I hear the best part of tonight's State of the Union will be Obama showing off all the guns he's taken. - LOLGOP
Florida Judge's Can't Decide The Death Penalty
In an 8-1 decision, the United States Supreme Court has ruled against Florida’s capital punishment scheme, which says that judges have the power to determine facts in death penalty cases.
Republican Shenanigans
- Rand Paul, Carly Fiorina Fail To Make The Cut For The Next Prime Time GOP Debate
- Ted Cruz Worries That Obama Will Chisel Crosses Off Arlington Headstones
- Law Prof: Cruz Is Not A Natural Born Citizen And Thus Can't Be President
- Trump Is Playing ‘Born In The USA’ At Rallies To Taunt Cruz
- Carson Calls For Investigation Of Muslims Attending State Of The Union
- White supremacist group places robocalls for Trump saying 'We don't need Muslims'
Whenever certain Caucasians complain about 'reverse racism' I just mutter 'you people.' - John Fugelsang
Oregon Judge Bills Bundy $70K A Day
Oregon judge says he will bill Ammon Bundy up to $70,000 a day to reimburse Harney County for security costs related to the ongoing occupation of a wildlife refuge.
Ted Cruz: “Yes, I was born in Canada, but at least it’s a Christian country, not like Obama who was born in the Muslim caliphate of Hawaii.”- Tea Party Cat
GOP invites Kim Davis to attend #SOTU in latest sign party has completely given up hope of getting any LGBT votes. - The Daily Edge
Rock The Voter News
- Watch Obama hilariously mock Trump
- WATCH: Democratic presidential candidates appear at Iowa Brown and Black Forum
- Brady Campaign To Prevent Gun Violence Endorses Hillary Clinton
- Poll: Most Westerners Don't Want Federal Lands Turned Over To States
Schools To Check Children's Genitals?
A bill filed by a Virginia lawmaker this week would require schools to be certain that children are using the restroom corresponding to their “correct anatomical sex.”
Obama to Thank Congress for Hard Work in Most Sarcastic State of Union Ever. - Andy Borowitz
Business/Tech News
- European, US shares rally; oil rebounds off lows
- BP says to axe 4,000 jobs globally on oil price slide
- Textbook Publisher Sacked Employee In O'Keefe Sting Video On Common Core
The world-famous Playboy Mansion is for sale. Luckily, so is bleach.- Seth Myers
Thanks Obama!
The U.S. military’s push to cut off the cash flow to Islamic extremists has taken an explosive turn. On Monday, defense officials told CNN that the U.S. dropped a pair of 2,000-pound bombs on a building in Mosul, Iraq, that contained potentially millions in currency belonging to ISIS.
El Chapo is back in the same prison he escaped from six months ago but they revoked his tunnel privileges this time. The plan is they're hoping to extradite him to the United States so he can be tried by a jury of his customers.- Jimmy Kimmel
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