Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Trump: I gave out Lindsey Graham's phone number 'for fun'





Trump: I gave out Lindsey Graham's phone number 'for fun'
Donald Trump has no regrets about giving out Lindsey Graham’s cellphone number on Tuesday.
In fact, Trump said Wednesday, he “did it for fun.”




From the party that used family values to impeach Clinton, we bring you Donald Trump's 9-point lead.- John Fugelsang











The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam




AM radio has taught me that Obama is both Neville Chamberlain AND Hitler. Which means his evil plan is to appease himself.- John Fugelsang










Christian Conservatives And The Pope
Pope Francis is not as popular a pontiff as he used to be in the United States — especially among conservatives — according to a new Gallup survey out Wednesday.









Jeb Bush: “My plan to invade Iraq is about heritage, not oil.”- Tea Party Cat




Republican Shenanigans




Suggesting that Trump is just a clown gives Republicans too much credit. They didn't take him seriously until he became a racist clown.- LOLGOP












Chutzpah: Jeb Denouncing Lobbyists At Event Organized By Lobbyists
In his speech in Tallahassee, Florida, on Monday denouncing the influence of lobbyists, Jeb Bush neglected to mention one critical detail: The event was organized by a powerful corporate lobbying group that has helped financially support his White House bid.

















In a new campaign ad, Jeb Bush referenced “The Godfather” and said his nickname used to be “Veto Corleone” because he vetoed so many bills in Florida. When you’re the third person in your family to run for president, maybe you shouldn’t bring up a movie trilogy where the third one was clearly the worst.- Jimmy Fallon









Birds Of A Feather Flock Together
The man behind Donald Trump’s presidential campaign has a knack for spectacle, an eye toward making money and a proven willingness to defy the Republican Party.
In other words, Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski is a lot like his new boss.








Republicans in Congress are getting concerned that President Obama will try to use the final year of his term to push through too many controversial laws. Obama would’ve responded but he was busy drafting his new "mandatory Mexican gay weed" bill.- Jimmy Fallon





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The White House is making a special Twitter account to answer questions about the new nuclear agreement. Finally using Twitter for what it was designed for — explaining complex, international nuclear agreements involving several nations.- Seth Myers










Another Reason Why Black People Don't Trust The Police
Just one day after Sandra Bland was found dead in her jail cell in Texas, another young black woman, Kindra Chapman, was found in eerily similar circumstances in a jail cell in Alabama.





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Men Fired For Flying Gigantic Confederate Flag On Their Pickups
Two ex-employees of an Alabama construction company allege they were fired this week for refusing to remove Confederate flags from their vehicles.








Lindsey Graham holds a press conference to announce that he does not have Prince Albert in the can, please stop calling him.- Jeff Tiedrich



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I will be going to the border tomorrow to personally inspect a truckload of suits coming in from my Mexican factory. - Donald Drumf Tweet





Trump Set To Invade Border Town
Donald Trump's colorful presidential campaign heads to the U.S.-Mexico border on Thursday, where the billionaire businessman is sure to expand on his controversial comments about immigrants.

He'll travel to Laredo, Texas, for a tour with U.S. border patrol agents.








A former Iowa lottery official was found guilty yesterday of rigging a computerized "Hot Lotto" game so he could win a $14 million jackpot. He now faces up to 5, 12, 14, 20, or 25 years in prison.- Seth Myers









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Original Michelin Man, smoking a cigar while wearing roller skates, in 1910.

Peace.

Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Trump's Tweeting






Donald Trump unwittingly tweets photo of murderer to claim support from Vietnam veteran
Donald Trump has been duped once again into retweeting a fake picture, this time of a “Vietnam vet” who is in fact a murderer.



My favorite is when people in the media interprets Trump's rise as anything other than the GOP base's fondness for hazing the unfortunate.- LOLGOP











The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam





"With this deal, we have a chance to resolve this challenge peacefully. Without it, we risk yet another conflict" —@POTUS on @TheIranDeal. - White House Tweet












I Bet There Are Some Empty FEMA Camps For General Clark's Plan
U.S. General Wesley Clark floated a plan Friday for dealing with so-called “lone wolf” terrorists on American soil: imprison them in internment camps before they get the chance to attack the U.S.






Trump is distracting the GOP from serious issues like Obama invading Texas, taking away insurance and whether to bomb Iran on day 1 or 2.- LOLGOP




Republican Shenanigans




As angry as the KKK is, you'd think their ancestors were kidnapped, raped, castrated, lynched, & burned. You'd think the KKK is oppressed.- Ferrari Sheppard









Trump Is UP In GOP Polls
Businessman Donald Trump surged into the lead for the 2016 Republican presidential nomination, with almost twice the support of his closest rival, just as he ignited a new controversy after making disparaging remarks about Sen. John McCain’s Vietnam War service, according to a new Washington Post-ABC News poll.




Researchers here in New York created a robot that actually passed a self-awareness test. So if you're keeping score, that's robots: 1, Donald Trump, 0.- Jimmy Fallon


















Donald's College Deferment: Boo Boo On Foot
Donald Trump — once a smiling teenage cadet at a military academy — dodged the Vietnam War with student deferments and a boo-boo on his foot, records show.







Whether it's Planned Parenthood, Medicare or Obamacare, the GOP will do anything to take away decent health care and replace it with misery.- LOLGOP









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You Know McConnell Will Fund This On The Backs Of The Poor
Majority Leader Mitch McConnell is steering the Senate toward a multi-year highway bill that could take the funding issue off the table through the 2016 elections.

The bill could be released as early as Tuesday, though the Kentucky Republican is keeping the details close to his chest as conservative groups watch for anything that resembles a tax hike.











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NO MOOSELEMS ALLOWED: Declares Man With Red Neck
A Florida gun shop owner has banned Muslim customers from his store.
Andy Hallinan declared Florida Gun Supply in Inverness a “Muslim-free zone” Saturday in response to a Kuwait-born gunman’s shooting rampage in Chattanooga that killed four Marines and a sailor.
Hallinan announced his shop’s new policy as he sat against a Confederate flag back drop.




It is absurd that in 1952 corporate income taxes provided 32 percent of federal revenue while in 2014 they provided 11 percent.- Bernie Sanders








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"If undocumented corporations came across the border at least America would treat them like people." - JohnFugelsang











Homeland Security Chief Stops Using Personal Email At Work
Homeland Security Secretary Jeh Johnson said on Tuesday that he stopped using his desktop computer at work to check personal email because it posed a security risk.














The next time some guy tells you he's 'a self-made man' ask him how he managed to fertilize his own egg.- JohnFugelsang







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Lisa -

Just wanted to let you know how much I appreciate your blog, and how I look forward to it arriving in my inbox.
Keep up the good work, congrats on getting the link in Crooks & Liars, (another fave), good luck in your move, and many happy days in your new digs.

Your loyal fan, 
Dennis

Thank you so much Dennis. You made my day! I have the best job, don't I?











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Time To Deflate Photo

I love the U.S. Department of the Interior's Facebook page. I found the above photo there: At 2,425 feet, Yosemite Falls is one of the tallest waterfalls in the U.S. This iconic waterfall can be seen from many places around the park’s Yosemite Valley, but nothing compares to seeing the waterfall up close. Michael Bonocore took this breathtaking photo of his friend Tessa Kit taking in the moment from the base of Yosemite Falls at the end of May. Yosemite Falls flows approximately November through July, with peak flow in May. Photo courtesy of Michael Bonocore. — with Michael Bonocore at Yosemite National Park.

Peace.

Monday, July 20, 2015

Trump's IQ Test results are in!





John McCain Wants Donald Trump to Apologize to Veterans
Sen. John McCain said billionaire Donald Trump should apologize to military service members and their families after his comments on troops held captive during war.





Donald Trump wanted to become America's president but wound up becoming America's IQ test.- John Fugelsnag












The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam





Trump will be fine with Fox viewers unless he degrades Bill O'Reilly's service in the War on Christmas.- LOLGOP










Obama Is Working The Phones
The White House, facing the wrath of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and his allies in Washington, held a conference call on Tuesday to persuade Jewish groups to give President Barack Obama’s nuclear deal with Iran a chance. Their message: Kindly hold your fire.



John Kerry's Reaction To Trump Dissing McCain


Reactions From AHNC Viewers About The Donald


Lisa,
I was so dumbfounded by what Trump said about McCain not being a hero.
McCain is a hero because he could have won his freedom from NV, but he
choose not to because the rest of his fellow solderers would not be
released as well. THIS makes him a HERO.
Love what you do and follow you everyday.
Your friend, Paul

Regards,
Paul

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Trump points out that being a P.O.W. does not equate with being a "war
hero" and the GOP candidates all freak out over the inexcusable,
never-appropriate, and absolutely-contrary-to-everything-the-GOP-stands-for
disparaging insult to every American that ever served in the military.  I
guess they mean everyone except
multiple-combat-medal-decorated-actual-war-hero John Kerry.  Swift boat
anyone?

Regards,
Big Dog



Thanks for writing.
Don't you all realize that it OK to bash a Democrat's military service but not a Republican's?
If the GOP goes against Trump he just may run as an Independent and hand over the presidency to Hillary Clinton, just as Perot did to help Bill Clinton beat George Bush. 
Wouldn't that be great?
Thanks Trump!

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At an RNC meeting later this week if Trump's numbers don't drop: "How do we get him to call Reagan gay?"- LOLGOP








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Donald Trump won't apologize for his comments on McCain, "I like people who weren't captured," also explains Trump's hatred of zoo animals.- Jeff Dwoskin





Check Out One Of The Jade Helm Leaders. And He Owns Guns.
Pete Lanteri, the former Marine who's organized a citizen surveillance group to monitor a military training exercise taking place this summer across seven southern states, is a self-described "hothead" prone to Facebook rants about rounding up "commies" and how blacks are a "failed race."

















Obama Wants To Take Away Guns From Crazy Old People
Seeking tighter controls over firearm purchases, the Obama administration is pushing to ban Social Security beneficiaries from owning guns if they lack the mental capacity to manage their own affairs, a move that could affect millions whose monthly disability payments are handled by others.










Note to politicians: viciously attacking a war hero never works. Except for when the Republicans attacked John Kerry in 2004. Okay, never mind.- Andy Borowitz




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Abe Lincoln Freed A Slave 22 Years Before He Was President
Researchers believe they found the grave of a man who could be considered the first black male slave freed by Abraham Lincoln, tracking his final resting place to the cemetery of a former Minnesota psychiatric hospital.





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Conservative analyst: "We had two perfectly good enemies in Cuba and Iran before Obama messed things up."- Andy Borowitz









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Ashley Madison. A website with 35 million adults seeking affairs. And you're worried about gay people ruining marriage.- LOLGOP








PayPal Is Doing Well. I'm Glad. I Love PayPal.
PayPal Holdings Inc shares jumped as much as 11 percent in their highly anticipated return to the Nasdaq after more than a decade in eBay Inc's fold, valuing the digital payment processor at about $52 billion.



Winchester Unveils New 9MM Stray Bullet Guaranteed To Hit Innocent Bystanders. - The Onion







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Time To Deflate Photo


President Abraham Lincoln meeting with General George McClellan at Antietam. October 3, 1862 in this colorized photograph. I see the US Flag is being used as a table cloth.

Peace.