All Hat No Cattle: Trump: I gave out Lindsey Graham's phone number 'for fun'

Trump: I gave out Lindsey Graham's phone number 'for fun'
Donald Trump has no regrets about giving out Lindsey Graham’s cellphone number on Tuesday.
In fact, Trump said Wednesday, he “did it for fun.”

From the party that used family values to impeach Clinton, we bring you Donald Trump's 9-point lead.- John Fugelsang

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

AM radio has taught me that Obama is both Neville Chamberlain AND Hitler. Which means his evil plan is to appease himself.- John Fugelsang

Christian Conservatives And The Pope
Pope Francis is not as popular a pontiff as he used to be in the United States — especially among conservatives — according to a new Gallup survey out Wednesday.

Jeb Bush: “My plan to invade Iraq is about heritage, not oil.”- Tea Party Cat

Republican Shenanigans

Suggesting that Trump is just a clown gives Republicans too much credit. They didn't take him seriously until he became a racist clown.- LOLGOP

Chutzpah: Jeb Denouncing Lobbyists At Event Organized By Lobbyists
In his speech in Tallahassee, Florida, on Monday denouncing the influence of lobbyists, Jeb Bush neglected to mention one critical detail: The event was organized by a powerful corporate lobbying group that has helped financially support his White House bid.

In a new campaign ad, Jeb Bush referenced “The Godfather” and said his nickname used to be “Veto Corleone” because he vetoed so many bills in Florida. When you’re the third person in your family to run for president, maybe you shouldn’t bring up a movie trilogy where the third one was clearly the worst.- Jimmy Fallon

Birds Of A Feather Flock Together
The man behind Donald Trump’s presidential campaign has a knack for spectacle, an eye toward making money and a proven willingness to defy the Republican Party.
In other words, Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski is a lot like his new boss.

Republicans in Congress are getting concerned that President Obama will try to use the final year of his term to push through too many controversial laws. Obama would’ve responded but he was busy drafting his new "mandatory Mexican gay weed" bill.- Jimmy Fallon

Rock The Voter News

The White House is making a special Twitter account to answer questions about the new nuclear agreement. Finally using Twitter for what it was designed for — explaining complex, international nuclear agreements involving several nations.- Seth Myers

Another Reason Why Black People Don't Trust The Police
Just one day after Sandra Bland was found dead in her jail cell in Texas, another young black woman, Kindra Chapman, was found in eerily similar circumstances in a jail cell in Alabama.

Men Fired For Flying Gigantic Confederate Flag On Their Pickups
Two ex-employees of an Alabama construction company allege they were fired this week for refusing to remove Confederate flags from their vehicles.

Lindsey Graham holds a press conference to announce that he does not have Prince Albert in the can, please stop calling him.- Jeff Tiedrich

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I will be going to the border tomorrow to personally inspect a truckload of suits coming in from my Mexican factory. - Donald Drumf Tweet

Trump Set To Invade Border Town
Donald Trump's colorful presidential campaign heads to the U.S.-Mexico border on Thursday, where the billionaire businessman is sure to expand on his controversial comments about immigrants.

He'll travel to Laredo, Texas, for a tour with U.S. border patrol agents.

A former Iowa lottery official was found guilty yesterday of rigging a computerized "Hot Lotto" game so he could win a $14 million jackpot. He now faces up to 5, 12, 14, 20, or 25 years in prison.- Seth Myers