US accuses Israel of spying on Iran nuclear talks

US accuses Israel of spying on Iran nuclear talks
Israel denies Wall Street Journal reports that it shared confidential information from talks with members of the US Congress in attempt to derail any deal



I'm confused, is it Obama or Bibi I am supposed to be beholden to? Or better yet, ask Boehner that question.

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

• Boehner 'baffled' by reports Israel spied on Iran talks
• White House warns Benjamin Netanyahu that 'occupation must end'
• Canada says to launch air strikes against Islamic State in Syria
• Iraq request for U.S.-led Tikrit air strikes 'imminent': diplomat
• Gunmen kill 13 bus passengers in Afghanistan

#GOP Hates AG Holder. Holder stays in office until nominee confirmed. GOP stalls on Lynch Confirmation. GOP Cuts off nose to spite genitals. - @Bluesaloon  Tweet

Israel Denies Spying On US
 Israeli officials on Tuesday denied a report that the country spied on the United States' handling of sensitive negotiations over Iran's nuclear program, moving to contain a new crisis that threatened to deepen a widening rift between the two allies.

"I promise that I will not leave the US any worse off than my brother did in 2008." - Eric Elder /Rightarida

You can't kiss on the campus of Liberty University, which is cool because they don't teach the students what "liberty" actually means.- LOLGOP





Republican Shenanigans

• House GOP Leaders Prepare For Budget Battle
• Here's why Republican senators eyeing the White House face a treacherous week
• 12 ridiculous Ted Cruz quotes that show why the ‘proud wacko bird’ will never be president
• Roy Moore says he hopes his battle against same-sex marriage doesn’t kill him
• Donny Deutsch: Ted Cruz Is the New Sarah Palin
• The View Wants to See Ted Cruz's Birth Certificate

Sure, Republicans don't have a replacement for Obamacare, but they do promise to pray for you when you can't afford your cancer treatment.- Tea Party Cat




Cruz Tweets Candidacy
The 2016 presidential campaign has its first official candidate. Republican Ted Cruz jumped into the race for the presidency, announcing his intentions in a tweet at 12:09 am EDT Monday morning.

"Religious Discrimination" bills is more accurate than "Religious Freedom" bills. But I'll compromise: "Religious Freedom to Discriminate."- LOLGOP






Democrats And Republicans Finally Come Together: Say NO To Obama
A veto-proof, bipartisan majority of House lawmakers have signed an open letter to President Barack Obama warning him that any nuclear deal with Iran will effectively require congressional approval for implementation.

Rock The Voter News

• Barack Obama names two new top aides 
• Hillary Clinton embraces Obamacare at White House meeting with president

George Zimmerman Is Just Asking For It, Isn't He?
George Zimmerman in a recent interview accused President Barack Obama of a “dereliction of duty” by using “racially charged comments” to divide the public against him during his murder trial.










There are gangbang porn stars who have not exposed themselves as much as George Zimmerman.- John Fugelsang

Miley Cyrus, Ted Cruz and the Kardashians all just called George Zimmerman an Attention Whore.- John Fugelsang




Business/Tech News

• Oil rebounds above $56 as weaker dollar overshadows China slowdown
• Feb. new home sales soar to 7-year high
• Pound Weakens for Third Day as U.K. Inflation Rate Falls to Zero
• Broadband companies sue FCC over 'capricious' net neutrality rules

Only at a "Christian" university can one expect to hear 1000's of young people cheering for millions losing health insurance.- Kona Lowell

Lookee At What The Russian Military Industrial Complex Is Doing
With the U.S. F-35 Joint Strike Fighter still in limbo over reliability problems, Russian President Vladimir Putin’s administration on Monday said it would begin regular production of its newest fighter jet, the T-50, next year.
According to state-run media, the Russian military will begin mass-producing the advanced fighter jet in several versions, and will also begin making models that will be available for export






Bacon Wrapped French Fries.  Because you don't want to kill yourself all at once.- John Fugelsang

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Odd News

• 250-mile wide asteroid impact zone -- Earth's largest to date -- discovered in Australian outback
• Massive 1,000 pound unexploded WWII-era German bomb discovered in London
• Woman held 8 days in NYC psych ward for saying Obama followed her on Twitter — even though he does
• Robot racing sparks scientific enthusiasm in U.S. students
• British police hunt thieves who stole 38 pythons

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On the Edge, Mount Blanc, France. This is not the time you would want to hear, AVALANCHE!!!!

Peace.

GOP lawmaker: Air Force cadets must pledge to God because there is no ‘freedom from religion’

GOP lawmaker: Air Force cadets must pledge to God because there is no ‘freedom from religion’
A Republican congressman has introduced legislation that would force cadets at the Air Force’s Academy to say “so help me God” during their oaths every school year. He said the legislation is necessary because Americans don’t have “freedom from religion.”




Liberty University is like Hogwarts for people who believe in the death penalty for wizarding.- LOLGOP

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

• CIA director: Iran general 'destabilizing' efforts in Iraq
• Yemen foes square off as fears of war, Saudi-Iran rivalry grow
• U.S., British forces out in Yemen, raising terror fears
• Islamic State moves west to attack Syrian army in Homs: monitor
• 26 arrests after mob beats, burns Afghan woman
• Kremlin urges France, Germany to push Ukraine more on peace deal
• Snowden Docs Reveal Canada a Major Player in Global Spy Operations

Okinawa Wants US Out
The governor of Okinawa has ordered a halt to construction of a controversial new United States military base on the southern Japanese island, the latest setback in a long-running row over the US military presence there. 

#TedCruzCampaignSlogans The wisdom of Bush, the fearmongering of Cheney, the ideology of Rand Paul, and the face of the drama mask. - John Fugelsang




Yes, Costa Rica!
Costa Rica got 100 percent of its electricity from renewables for 75 days straight this year, the state-run Costa Rican Electricity Institute (ICE) announced this week.

Even fact-adverse Liberty Univ has to REQUIRE students to listen to lipless Canadian Ted Cruz. He isn't rich enough to pay the rest of us. - Mrs. Betty Bowers

Republican Shenanigans

• Cruz launches campaign at world's largest Christian college
• The Year in Hate and Extremism
• Florida Rep. Patrick Murphy announcing bid for Rubio's seat
• "Race is being used to wreck the middle class": The silent bigotry of America's poverty politics
• U.S. top court wrestles over Confederate flag license plate
• U.S. top court rejects challenge to Wisconsin voter ID law

Ted Cruz won't drag the GOP field to the right. He'll just force them to say the things they all believe aloud.- LOLGOP

Ted Cruz is the Abraham Lincoln of Sarah Palins.  #TedCruzCampaignSlogans - John Fugelsang




Tennessee Voter IDs
Under Tennessee law, a handgun carry permit can be used as ID when casting a ballot, but a student ID card cannot. The state also includes college and university faculty ID cards as acceptable forms of ID even though they are nearly identical to student IDs cards.

Rock The Voter News

• Obama to meet with leaders of Afghanistan, Iraq
• Geek in chief: Obama to pledge $240 million for STEM at science fair

Ted Cruz has bravely renounced his Canadian citizenship, and the evil socialized health care that allowed his mom a safe affordable birth.- John Fugelsang

Florida Cops Investigated By FBI
The FBI has begun looking into the case of four Florida police officers who were accused of exchanging text messages and a video containing racist slurs and violent imagery, the Sun Sentinel newspaper reported on Sunday.








Ted Cruz. The candidate for Americans who are still aggrieved by the end of Footloose.- LOLGOP

"If everybody in this country voted, the Democrats would be in for the next 100 years.” - John Kenneth Galbraith



Business/Tech News

• Oil Rebounds After Dollar Decline Bolsters Appeal to Investors
• Boeing patents 'Star Wars'-style force fields
• American Airlines pilots say new uniforms are a bad fit
• Facebook Testing Phone App for Android
• Economist Says U.S. Consumer Spending Is About To 'Surge'

Imagine if there were a flat tax and billionaires were finally able to pay the same tax rate as pre-school teachers!- LOLGOP

Meanwhile, China Is Busy Spending Money
China is on a shopping spree in Europe, snapping up companies on the cheap thanks to the weak euro.
The latest big acquisition came Monday with news of an $8 billion bid for Italian tiremaker Pirelli.




Prince Charles visited President Obama at the White House yesterday. They each had a good laugh and then shook ears. - Jimmy Fallon

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Odd News

• Earth's tectonic plates skitter about
• Maryland students accused of using Twitter to cheat on test
• Lack of orange juice leads Louisiana man to shoot son in buttocks
• David Copperfield's rooftop pool ruptures, floods penthouse
• Man stung 100s of times in bee attack at Utah baseball game

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Colchuck Lake, Washington.

Peace.

The Prosperity Gospel

Larry Wilmore destroys ‘prosperity gospel’ megachurches for turning Jesus into a money-making scam
On Wednesday’s Nightly Show, host Larry Wilmore and his panel attacked “prosperity gospel” preachers like Creflo Dollar for exploiting their congregations in the name of Jesus Christ.




According to the Bible, Jesus threw the money changers out of the temple and less than 48 hours later he was hanging on a cross. Today, the money changers are televangelists and mega church preachers and they're re-crucifying him all over again, just in time for Easter!




Would evangelicals who are against having "a woman rule" be able to deny the first woman president service for religious reasons? - LOLGOP

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

• 3 suicide bombings target Shiite rebel mosques in Yemen, 137 killed
• Far-right party fighting for lead in France's weekend vote
• Russia says sanctions 'destructive', will act in own interests
• Deadlocked Iran nuclear talks break off, to resume next week
• Obama tells Iran to grasp 'historic' chance 

Payback's A Beeotch, Bibi
 President Barack Obama told Benjamin Netanyahu on Thursday that Washington would "reassess" its options on U.S.-Israel relations and Middle East diplomacy after the Israeli prime minister took a position against Palestinian statehood during his re-election campaign, a White House official said.

During an interview with Playboy — that's right, Playboy — Dick Cheney said President Obama is the worst president in his lifetime. Meanwhile, subscribers to Playboy said Cheney was the worst centerfold in their lifetime.- Conan O'Brien




Yep, The GOP Would Repeal Social Security If They Could
 A top adviser to President Barack Obama on Friday slammed a House Republican maneuver aimed at forcing a showdown on Social Security as early as next year, signaling that it won't fly with the White House.

Obama suggests everyone should vote. Republicans naturally take the contrary opinion.- LOLGOP




Republican Shenanigans

• Christian radio host explains weather: Gays and Hollywood witchcraft cause California’s drought
• Supreme Court To Decide If Texas Must Issue Confederate Flag License Plates
• Gun Rights Groups Call Loretta Lynch 'Eric Holder in a Skirt' 
• Stephen King says Maine’s Tea Party governor is full of sh%#
• 'Exclusively for white people' stickers put on Austin stores
• Cheney Says Obama Is Using Race Card to Avoid Criticism

GOP 2016 platform: Pay no attention to the best economy of the last 16 years and nominate the brother of the guy who gave us the worst.- LOLGOP





Bohener Continues Backstabbing The President
House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) will travel to Israel at the end of the month to meet with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, who just won re-election, according to reports from CNN and Israeli newspaper Haaretz.

Rock The Voter News

• Obama welcomes Prince Charles, Camilla to Oval Office
• Executing the Insane Is Against the Law of the Land. So Why Do We Keep Doing It?

Mitt Romney, two-time Republican presidential candidate, is going to fight Evander Holyfield for charity. I hope they save some of that money for funeral expenses.- David Letterman

US Vets Fighting IS
Upwards of 130 Americans are known to have gone the Middle East to fight for or against the Islamic State. Some US veterans say that they see in the anti-IS fight a clear vision of the enemy that they never found in combat.





My favorite Bible story is the one where Jesus told the needy where to stick it and then hung out on Pilate's yacht. - Jeff Tiedrich Tweet

More Interference From Crazy Californian Christians
A proposed California initiative calling for “sodomites” to be “put to death by bullets to the head or by any other convenient method,” currently sits on the desk of California’s attorney general, requiring her to title and summarize the ballot measure, according to the Sacramento Bee.

It's true, the Jews secretly control everything. I'm in charge of soda can tabs that break off when you try to open one. Proud of that one.- Jeff Tiedrich Tweet

Business/Tech News

• Oil jumps on weaker dollar; U.S. crude up more than 4 percent
• Japan split on joining AIIB bank, caught between US, China
• Russian Toilets Used as a Hedge Against Ruble Rout Fallout
• Breathe deep: How the ISS keeps astronauts alive

Obama Frucks Fracking.
The Obama administration said Friday it is requiring companies that drill for oil and natural gas on federal lands to disclose chemicals used in hydraulic fracturing operations.

Believing that more drilling leads to lower gas prices is like planting an apple seed so you can eat apple pie tomorrow.- John Fugelsang

Kardashian Regular Is About 10 Miles Away From Me Trying To Cure His Addictions With Psychedelic Drugs
Can you hallucinate your way to sobriety? “Keeping up with the Kardashians” regular Scott Disick is about to find out.
The reality star Disick came to Costa Rica this week not for beaches and zip lining but rather a controversial rehab treatment. Kourtney Kardashian’s on-again-off-again beau and father of her three children checked into the Rythmia Life Advancement Center in Hacienda Pinilla, Guanacaste to try to conquer his alcoholism with shaman-guided trips using iboga, a root from West Africa outlawed in the United States.






Instagram is down. Can I come over and look at your food?- Jeff Tiedrich Tweet

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Odd News

• A vaccine denier bet $100,000 the measles virus 'doesn't exist.' He lost.
• Eclipse thrills on remote Arctic islands, clouds mar for some
• A circle of cylindrical drums which make noise whenever there are Earth tremors
• Smell like a Whopper: Burger King will sell cologne in Japan
• Burglary 101: Don't pocket-dial 911 in the act

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This is what it looks like when an airplane slices through the clouds.

Peace.