All Hat No Cattle: GOP lawmaker: Air Force cadets must pledge to God because there is no ‘freedom from religion’

GOP lawmaker: Air Force cadets must pledge to God because there is no ‘freedom from religion’
A Republican congressman has introduced legislation that would force cadets at the Air Force’s Academy to say “so help me God” during their oaths every school year. He said the legislation is necessary because Americans don’t have “freedom from religion.”

Liberty University is like Hogwarts for people who believe in the death penalty for wizarding.- LOLGOP

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Okinawa Wants US Out
The governor of Okinawa has ordered a halt to construction of a controversial new United States military base on the southern Japanese island, the latest setback in a long-running row over the US military presence there.

#TedCruzCampaignSlogans The wisdom of Bush, the fearmongering of Cheney, the ideology of Rand Paul, and the face of the drama mask. - John Fugelsang

Yes, Costa Rica!
Costa Rica got 100 percent of its electricity from renewables for 75 days straight this year, the state-run Costa Rican Electricity Institute (ICE) announced this week.

Even fact-adverse Liberty Univ has to REQUIRE students to listen to lipless Canadian Ted Cruz. He isn't rich enough to pay the rest of us. - Mrs. Betty Bowers

Republican Shenanigans

Ted Cruz won't drag the GOP field to the right. He'll just force them to say the things they all believe aloud.- LOLGOP

Ted Cruz is the Abraham Lincoln of Sarah Palins. #TedCruzCampaignSlogans - John Fugelsang

Tennessee Voter IDs
Under Tennessee law, a handgun carry permit can be used as ID when casting a ballot, but a student ID card cannot. The state also includes college and university faculty ID cards as acceptable forms of ID even though they are nearly identical to student IDs cards.

Rock The Voter News

Ted Cruz has bravely renounced his Canadian citizenship, and the evil socialized health care that allowed his mom a safe affordable birth.- John Fugelsang

Florida Cops Investigated By FBI
The FBI has begun looking into the case of four Florida police officers who were accused of exchanging text messages and a video containing racist slurs and violent imagery, the Sun Sentinel newspaper reported on Sunday.

Ted Cruz. The candidate for Americans who are still aggrieved by the end of Footloose.- LOLGOP

"If everybody in this country voted, the Democrats would be in for the next 100 years.” - John Kenneth Galbraith

Business/Tech News

Imagine if there were a flat tax and billionaires were finally able to pay the same tax rate as pre-school teachers!- LOLGOP

Meanwhile, China Is Busy Spending Money
China is on a shopping spree in Europe, snapping up companies on the cheap thanks to the weak euro.
The latest big acquisition came Monday with news of an $8 billion bid for Italian tiremaker Pirelli.

Prince Charles visited President Obama at the White House yesterday. They each had a good laugh and then shook ears. - Jimmy Fallon