Monday, September 15, 2014

Why won’t Rand Paul admit he’s changed his mind?






Why won’t Rand Paul admit he’s changed his mind?
Back in Washington after a long break last week, Kentucky Republican Sen. Rand Paul was stepping off the escalator in the Capitol basement on his way to lunch, when a reporter approached him with a straightforward question.



Rand Paul is so caught up in revising the past, pretty soon he may say he supported the North in the Civil War.- LOLGOP








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Dick Cheney criticizing Obama on ISIS is like Dr. Frankenstein mocking the villagers for not catching that monster yet.- John Fugelsang







GOP Senator Mimics Fire and Brimstone Preacher
Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) did not hold back on Sunday in expressing his outrage at President Barack Obama’s refusal to send ground troops to confront ISIS, warning that the “gates of hell” would “spill out onto the world.”




If George W. Bush was so right about Iraq, how come Republicans aren't including them in all their ads and campaigns?- LOLGOP









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The US has the lowest voter turnout of any wealthy country and no evidence of stolen elections -- so the GOP wants to make it harder to vote. - LOLGOP








ISIS Is Sneaking In Through Mexico Says Sheriff With No Proof 
A Texas sheriff spoke to Fox & Friends host Elizabeth Hasselbeck this morning and warned her that members of the ISIS terrorist group, attempting to consolidate power in the Middle East, are also currently infiltrating the United States by sneaking over the border from Mexico.








Rick Perry's Lawyers Are Going All Hysterical Historical
Lawyers for Rick Perry invoked a former Roman emperor and 17th-century French King Louis XIV in a motion filed on Monday seeking to dismiss abuse-of-power felony charges leveled against the Texas governor.







If Bristol Palin gets to be an unwed teen mom paid to talk abstinence then the Palin brawl means she can get paid to talk nonviolence.- John Fugelsang



Sarah Palin's Saturday Night Brawl Response. Sorta.
Sarah Palin's camp has finally weighed in on the Alaska birthday party brawl that put the former Republican vice presidential nominee and her family back in the national spotlight this past week.









If your belief system is not founded in an objective reality, you should not be making decisions that affect other people.- Neil deGrasse Tyson








The wait times at the polls in Florida are so bad that by the time you get to vote Rand Paul might even agree with himself again.- LOLGOP




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"My big concern is that too many men are being falsely accused of rape."
- a guy who just told you everything you need to know about him. - LOLGOP







Militia To Block U.S./Mexico Border With Guns. What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Border militias are threatening to block international ports of entry along the U.S.-Mexico border later this week to protest the jailing of a former Marine on Mexican weapons charges, and authorities fear the protests could spark violence.





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This tweet contains the names of every right-wing pundit who ever complained when a white president went golfing.  Thank you.- John Fugelsang




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I can't wait to show off my new Urban Outfitters Hiroshima Hoodie.- John Fugelsang







Have A Glass Of Flaming Water!
Homes in a Texas community face worsening water contamination caused by nearby gas production, according to a study released today.









Republicans don't believe Climate Change can make winters colder but they do believe tax cuts for billionaires will create jobs. Science! - LOLGOP








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Residential skyscrapers in Dubai.

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Friday, September 12, 2014

Stretch Hummers. A bloody brawl. And Sarah Palin?





Stretch Hummers. A bloody brawl. And Sarah Palin?
This story has it all. Stretch Hummers. Booze. A right hook. And a former vice presidential candidate screaming, “Do you know who I am?”

Just another Saturday night in Anchorage with the Palins?



The Palins ask that you respect their privacy as they continue their meaningless attention-seeking. - LOLGOP







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If you don't support Netanyahu, you're an anti-Semite, according to Ted Cruz, who doesn't support Obama.- LOLGOP







Surgical Strikers
US combat aircraft will soon start flying out of a base in the Kurdish region of northern Iraq as part of a "more aggressive" air campaign against Islamic State jihadists, the Pentagon said Thursday.




If the ppl listening to FOX about ISIL hadn't listened to FOX about Iraq there wouldn't be an ISIL.- John Fugelsang









The New York Times had to issue a correction after an article referred to Dick Cheney as president of the United States. The Times apologized to Dick Cheney and changed his title to "former president of the United States."- Conan O'Brien








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The question isn't if Ted Cruz is running for president. The question is if he'll ever stop.- LOLGOP







Will Tebowing Make A Comeback?
Breakfast time just became Tebow time.

Starting Monday, Tim Tebow, the former football star and current SEC Network analyst, will be on the top-rated ABC morning show Good Morning America. He’ll serve as a contributor and will help launch GMA‘s “Motivate Me Monday” series, which focuses on stories of triumph from people across the country.




John McCain assures America that he will not rest until your kids are somehow at war somewhere being shot at by somebody.- John Fugelsang







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Raven Football Fans Reaction To Domestic Violence
Music blared from the purple bus, and Baltimore Ravens fan Racquel Bailey stood with drink in hand amid her usual tailgate buddies while making a bold fashion statement: a black, rhinestone-decorated jersey with the white No. 27.

A Ray Rice jersey.









REMINDER: Conservatives don't blame the victim as much as they identify with the perpetrators.- LOLGOP





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PREDICTION: On November 5, some GOP strategist will say, "I really thought our plan to make women pay more for birth control would work!"- LOLGOP







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GOP: These immigrants who want to pay taxes must go! But corporations who are sending their money abroad to avoid taxes, they can stay.- LOLGOP









Wind Power Versus Fossil Fuelers
As wind power surges, opposition grows
Wind-power developers are facing growing opposition in some states. A fight swirls around the efforts in Congress to extend the federal wind-power tax credit.








Mike Tyson and Rob Ford had a meeting. If you’d like to see a transcript of their conversation, just have your cat walk back and forth on your keyboard.- Seth Myers







I'm no fashion expert, Ms Ground Zero protestor, but your 'never forgive' sign clashes with that crucifix you're wearing.- John Fugelsang



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Flower fields in Hillside, Hokkaido, Japan.

Best wishes for a peaceful weekend.

Thursday, September 11, 2014

ISIS terrorists won't sneak into U.S. across loose Mexico border: Homeland Security officials




ISIS terrorists won't sneak into U.S. across loose Mexico border: Homeland Security officials
Despite social media chatter on Twitter, Obama administration officials are more concerned about passport-holding bloodthirsty ISIS jihadists entering the U.S. via airplane.




John McCain is now on QVC selling a broader Iraq War.- LOLGOP







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It would be a fine time for Congress to debate war and take a vote. But there are food stamps to cut.- LOLGOP








Cruz Doesn't Know His Audience, Gets Booed
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) was booed off the stage at an event hosted by a Christian organization in Washington, D.C., on Wednesday night.

The conservative firebrand delivered the keynote address at an event hosted by In Defense of Christians, an organization that raises awareness of persecuted Christian and minority communities in the Middle East. But the audience turned hostile when Cruz said, "Christians have no greater ally than Israel."




Ted Cruz busily Googling, trying to figure out how to accuse Obama of giving ISIL "amnesty."- LOLGOP







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Bush 43 was known to be very punctual. Unfortunately that didn't do much for his presidency. - All Hat No Cattle







GOP Wants Boots On The Ground
The Republican chairman of the House Armed Services Committee on Thursday said U.S. ground troops will be required to meet President Obama’s objective of destroying Islamic State terrorists.

Rep. Buck McKeon (R-Calif.) said full military divisions won’t have to be sent to Iraq and Syria, but that it will require putting U.S. soldiers in harms way.




Mitt Romney is on Fox News again tonight. I think they may finally tell their viewers he lost.- LOLGOP









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9/11/01 terror attack = United We Stand.
9/11/12 terror attack = Blame Obama, and failing that, blame Hillary. - John Fugelsang








13 years ago today America was attacked by zero Iraqis & zero Afghans. - John Fugelsang




New Video Evidence In Michael Brown Shooting 
A video taken shortly after the shooting of unarmed teenager Michael Brown in Ferguson, Mo., on Aug. 9 shows an incredulous reaction by onlookers, who yell, 'He had his [expletive] hands up!' It's 'good evidence,' but not conclusive, legal experts say.








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Now on FOX:  Why Obama's doing the right thing, and why that's wrong anyway.- John Fugelsang







Democrat and Republican Stranded On Island
Today, Discovery announced a new miniseries in which two sitting US Senators — one a Democrat, one a Republican — get stranded on an island.

This is not The Onion. Really, it’s not The Onion. We swear 100% that this is true and not something we made up while drunk.




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If the US was a Christian nation we'd vote to help the needy & sick and let private charity bail out Wall St.- John Fugelsang




Chris Christie Is Gonna Have Some Splaining To Do
New Jersey foreclosure starts in August increased 115 percent from a year ago to the highest level since January 2014, and scheduled foreclosure auctions increased 71 percent from a year ago to the highest level since July 2010. It gives New Jersey one foreclosure for every 553 homes compared to the national rate of one in every 1,126 and Pennsylvania’s rate of one in every 1,504.








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Solid Ice at Lake Baikal, Russia.

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