All Hat No Cattle: Stretch Hummers. A bloody brawl. And Sarah Palin?

Stretch Hummers. A bloody brawl. And Sarah Palin?
This story has it all. Stretch Hummers. Booze. A right hook. And a former vice presidential candidate screaming, “Do you know who I am?”

Just another Saturday night in Anchorage with the Palins?

The Palins ask that you respect their privacy as they continue their meaningless attention-seeking. - LOLGOP

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

If you don't support Netanyahu, you're an anti-Semite, according to Ted Cruz, who doesn't support Obama.- LOLGOP

Surgical Strikers
US combat aircraft will soon start flying out of a base in the Kurdish region of northern Iraq as part of a "more aggressive" air campaign against Islamic State jihadists, the Pentagon said Thursday.

If the ppl listening to FOX about ISIL hadn't listened to FOX about Iraq there wouldn't be an ISIL.- John Fugelsang

The New York Times had to issue a correction after an article referred to Dick Cheney as president of the United States. The Times apologized to Dick Cheney and changed his title to "former president of the United States."- Conan O'Brien

Republican Shenanigans

The question isn't if Ted Cruz is running for president. The question is if he'll ever stop.- LOLGOP

Will Tebowing Make A Comeback?
Breakfast time just became Tebow time.

Starting Monday, Tim Tebow, the former football star and current SEC Network analyst, will be on the top-rated ABC morning show Good Morning America. He’ll serve as a contributor and will help launch GMA‘s “Motivate Me Monday” series, which focuses on stories of triumph from people across the country.

John McCain assures America that he will not rest until your kids are somehow at war somewhere being shot at by somebody.- John Fugelsang

Rock The Voter News

Raven Football Fans Reaction To Domestic Violence
Music blared from the purple bus, and Baltimore Ravens fan Racquel Bailey stood with drink in hand amid her usual tailgate buddies while making a bold fashion statement: a black, rhinestone-decorated jersey with the white No. 27.

A Ray Rice jersey.

REMINDER: Conservatives don't blame the victim as much as they identify with the perpetrators.- LOLGOP

PREDICTION: On November 5, some GOP strategist will say, "I really thought our plan to make women pay more for birth control would work!"- LOLGOP

Business/Tech News

GOP: These immigrants who want to pay taxes must go! But corporations who are sending their money abroad to avoid taxes, they can stay.- LOLGOP

Wind Power Versus Fossil Fuelers
As wind power surges, opposition grows
Wind-power developers are facing growing opposition in some states. A fight swirls around the efforts in Congress to extend the federal wind-power tax credit.

Mike Tyson and Rob Ford had a meeting. If you’d like to see a transcript of their conversation, just have your cat walk back and forth on your keyboard.- Seth Myers

I'm no fashion expert, Ms Ground Zero protestor, but your 'never forgive' sign clashes with that crucifix you're wearing.- John Fugelsang

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