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Monday, July 14, 2014

Top House Republican Admits That There Are No Grounds To Impeach President Obama

Top House Republican Admits That There Are No Grounds To Impeach President Obama
Republicans have been calling for this president to be impeached for things that George W. Bush did. Currently, some Republicans want to impeach Obama for Bush’s immigration policy. It never stops, but the Boehner lawsuit has thrown gasoline on the fire. Instead of calming the impeachment talk, House Republicans have made things exponentially worse with their lawsuit scheme.

AM radio taught me that Obama is both Neville Chamberlain AND Hitler. Which means his evil plan is to appease himself.- John Fugelsang

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

The problem with having your religion identified with a state is one day Benjamin Netanyahu could end up running it.- LOLGOP

John Kerry: Hero In Afghanistan
Secretary of State John Kerry was hailed as a hero in Afghanistan on Monday after he helped end a paralyzing presidential election impasse that had raised fears the country would once again tip into civil war.

California Republicans are trying to gerrymander a congressional district so it's just Jon Voight's house.- LOLGOP

Honduras Blames U.S. Drug Policy For Migration
Honduran President Juan Hernandez blamed U.S. drug policy for sparking violence in Central American countries and driving a surge of migration to the United States, according to an interview published on Monday.

Republican Shenanigans

GOP: Religious freedom is so important that no woman should ever let her needs get in the way of her boss enjoying it.- LOLGOP

Attorney General Addresses Sarah Palin and Her Impeachment Obsession
Attorney General Eric Holder slammed former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin Sunday over her call for President Obama to be impeached.

“She wasn't a particularly good vice presidential candidate,” Holder said on ABC’s ‘This Week. “She’s an even worse judge of who ought to be impeached and why.”

It’s been one year since George Zimmerman was acquitted, and since then he has kept Florida safe from Skittles-related crime.- Top Conservative Cat

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Wichita residents sick of 1,800 people being arrested over pot every year, want fines instead

In Case You Don't Have Enough To Worry About
Just as we all die, all species eventually go extinct. However, the rate of extinction varies dramatically, and a new estimate suggests we are currently running at 1000 times the normal rate. This rate of extinction is only seen in the fossil record after incredibly dramatic and unusual occurrences, such as huge asteroid strikes or supervolcano eruptions.

83 Americans die each day of gun violence.
0 die of gay marriage, voting without an ID or access to birth control.- LOLGOP

The Republican National Convention is going to be held in 2016 in Cleveland. They outbid New York City. Cleveland beat New York City. And I'm thinking to myself: Wait a minute, this is not right. Hookers and bribes don't work anymore? What is the problem?- David Letterman

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Where A $7 Billion Fine Makes Your Shares Go Up 4%
This morning the bank confirmed the widely-reported news that it had agreed to pay $7 billion to settle an investigation by the US government into the bank’s sale of mortgage-backed securities.

Obamacare pays for itself and doesn't invade a Middle Eastern country. No wonder Republicans hate it.- LOLGOP

According to a new report, there is a shrine in Japan solely dedicated to hemorrhoids. Seating is limited, but usually available.- Seth Myers

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Toronto, Canada street art.

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Friday, July 11, 2014

Bundy ranch standoff previews conflicts to come as militia growth explodes, report warns

Bundy ranch standoff previews conflicts to come as militia growth explodes, report warns
The standoff between federal agents and armed supporters of a Nevada rancher was a coordinated effort by far-right militia members, according to a new report by the Southern Poverty Law Center.

According to a new study, the largest producer of oil is now the United States. So you know what that means — any day now we'll be invading ourselves. - David Letterman

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Border Militia Falls Apart
Efforts to secure the U.S.-Mexico border with armed militia groups appear to have fizzled as questions arise about their self-proclaimed “commander.”

Operation Secure Our Border, which was organized by “Commander” Chris “Threepercenter” Davis, claimed Tuesday on its website that there were three “troops on the ground” along the Arizona border and “four credible operations on the ground” on the Texas border, reported the San Antonio Express-News.

Rick Perry thinks prayer can protect us from drought, fires and illness but only billions in armed guards can save us from child refugees.- LOLGOP

Republican Shenanigans

Fox and Friends seek instruction on how same-sex marriage works, Steve Doocy ends up pregnant.- LOLGOP

Suing The President
House Republicans took the initial step on Thursday to sue President Barack Obama over the administration's decision to delay the employer mandate of the health care law.

Imagine if we spent the last decade trying to export solar and wind energy instead of propped-up democracies.- LOLGOP

Flori-duh Gerrymandering Declared Insane
Florida’s congressional districts are some of the most GOP-friendly in the country. Although President Obama won a narrow victory over Mitt Romney in Florida during the 2012 presidential election, Republicans control 17 of the state’s 27 congressional districts. That means that, even though Obama won a majority of the votes cast by Floridians in 2012, Romney’s Republican Party controls nearly two-thirds of Florida’s U.S. House delegation.
On Thursday, a Florida trial court held that the congressional maps that produced this lopsided result violate the state’s constitution.

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When A Little Bit Of Knowledge Is Dangerous
Adding to unfounded worries that immigrant children attempting to enter the U.S. are reintroducing a panoply of diseases such as Ebola and dengue fever, conservatives grew more agitated yesterday after “American security contractors” found what they believed to be a “Muslim prayer rug” abandoned near the Arizona border.

According to Adam Weinstein at Gawker, the “rug” is actually a diamond-patterned Adidas soccer jersey.

"House Speaker John Boehner is threatening to sue President Obama for using executive actions to create laws, instead of going through Congress first. Then Obama shrugged and made a new law that you can't sue the president." –Jimmy Fallon

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The people who told us Obamacare will fail want you to know the Bush tax cuts will start working any day now.- LOLGOP

Bush Tax Cuts Cost 6.6 Trillion
The U.S. economy has recovered the 8.7 million jobs lost during the Great Recession and its unemployment rate is now the lowest it's been in almost six years. But David Cay Johnston, a Pulitzer prize-winning reporter, author and visiting lecturer at Syracuse University's law school and business school, says the economy would be a lot stronger if not for the Bush tax cuts.

Americans have lost $6.6 trillion from 2001, when the tax cuts first took effect, through 2012, according to Johnston. That's more than one-third of the country's annual GDP

"According to a new report from BP, the earth will run out of oil in 53 years. Luckily, thanks to BP, the ocean will still have plenty." –Seth Meyers

"There was a huge blowout at the World Cup when Germany beat Brazil 7-1 in the semifinals. It got so bad that the refs told Brazil, 'You know what? Go ahead and use your hands.'" –Jimmy Fallon

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Thursday, July 10, 2014

Dems Roll Out Bill To Overturn Hobby Lobby: Women 'Tired Of Being Targeted'

Dems Roll Out Bill To Overturn Hobby Lobby: Women 'Tired Of Being Targeted'
Congressional Democrats rolled out legislation on Wednesday to overturn the Supreme Court's Hobby Lobby ruling and restore the legal right to cost-free contraceptive coverage for women in their employer insurance plans.

A well-regulated vagina being necessary to a good craft store, the right to decide which medications women deserve shall not be abridged.- LOLGOP

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

A Ugandan police officer claims he was forced to shoot an aggressive tortoise that attacked him while he was drinking tea at home. In his defense, he had to act quickly, or move over a few feet and weigh his options for another hour.- Seth Myers

U.S. And Cuba Talking, Finally.
U.S. and Cuban government officials were meeting in Washington on Wednesday for the latest round of migration talks, a rare chance for dialogue between two countries that have not had full diplomatic relations for more than five decades.

If you're cutting food stamps to buy more missiles, you're going to have to stop pretending your concerns are religious.- LOLGOP

Republican Shenanigans

The President shall be removed from office for treason, bribery, or other high crimes including being a Democrat who won a second term. - LOLGOP

Boehner Says No To Border Security
U.S. House Speaker John Boehner said on Wednesday that Republicans needed to study President Barack Obama’s $3.7 billion emergency spending request for border security before passing judgment on it.

Weird. Speaking at conferences where the Confederacy is celebrated doesn't help you with the black vote. - LOLGOP

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The difference between your guns and birth control is someone is actually coming for your birth control.- LOLGOP

Fracking Up Texas
A Texas waste hauling company that is already facing civil charges for a March accident that spread toxic drilling waste along a rural road could also be facing criminal charges.

Ted Cruz is upset that there are so many refugees who would like to come make a life in America the way his father has.- LOLGOP

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China Says U.S. Needs To Lead
China's finance minister said Wednesday that the country is not planning any new stimulus measures and it is up to the United States to drive the global economy.

If Brazil were the GOP, it would be suing Germany today for not respecting its powers.- LOLGOP

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Whitehaven Beach, Australia.

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