Tuesday, June 24, 2014

Boehner: administration not helping in IRS probe






Boehner: administration not helping in IRS probe
House Speaker John Boehner says the Obama administration is not helping Congress get to the truth over the IRS' close scrutiny of conservative groups and the agency's recent revelation that it lost emails related to that probe.



# of Conservative groups actually forced to disclose donors & lose tax exempt status in the IRS scandal:  Zero. Still.- John Fugelsang








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Republicans are tired of Barack Obama's executive overreach and long for Dick Cheney's modest vision of the presidency.- Adam Serwer tweet








The percentage of Americans who now say the War in Iraq was worth it is now limited to people named "Cheney."- LOLGOP



Putin Gives Up Power? What's He Up To?
President Vladimir Putin asked Russia's upper house on Tuesday to revoke the right it had granted him to order a military intervention in Ukraine in defence of Russian-speakers there, the Kremlin said in a statement.








"Now that we're inviting everybody who got Iraq wrong in the first place to go on TV and talk about what we should do there now, we should also invite O.J. Simpson to talk about the Oscar Pistorius trial." - Bill Maher



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Wonder if Congress' 7% approval rating has anything to do with the GOP endlessly roasting bureaucrats instead of helping the unemployed.- LOLGOP



What Global Warming?
Annual property losses from hurricanes and other coastal storms of $35 billion; a decline in crop yields of 14 percent, costing corn and wheat farmers tens of billions of dollars; heat wave-driven demand for electricity costing utility customers up to $12 billion per year.







Over the weekend Pope Francis implied that the Mafia should be excommunicated. In a related story, the Pope is missing. And nobody saw nothin'.- Conan O'Brien



Chris Christie Meets Pandora's Box
A second bridge investigation linked to New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is underway, this one focusing on possible securities law violations involving the Pulaski Skyway bridge, the New York Times reported on Tuesday.







Lately, there's been so many calls for American intervention in Syria, Ukraine, North Africa, now Iraq again, maybe America is the one that needs an intervention. Maybe America needs Dr. Phil to come by and ask us, "How's that nation building working for you?"- Bill Maher



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Get Your Stone Crabs While You Can!
 Researchers working with the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration say warmer, more acidic oceans may reduce the number of stone crab hatchlings as the availability of the popular, pricey delicacy dwindles.









ACORN Can't Be Blamed For This!
A Wisconsin insurance executive and Republican donor was charged with voting illegally more than a dozen times in four elections.




  "Hostile takeovers of banks and oil refineries...when they do it, they're terrorists; when we do it, we're venture capitalists." - Bill Maher








Now that we've recovered all the jobs Bush lost, we get to deal with country he obliterated under false pretenses.- LOLGOP



Venezuela Has Its Crazies Too
A Venezuelan man suspected of having made dozens of threatening phone calls in the aftermath of the 2012 massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Connecticut, claiming he was the shooter, appeared in federal court on Monday after being arrested over the weekend, authorities said.



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2014 is the year we realized that the foreign policy disasters George W. Bush created were even worse than the economy he left us.- LOLGOP




Boehner Bucks Business Community, Bows To Conservatives
House Speaker John Boehner (BAY'nuhr) is backing off his support for renewing the Export-Import Bank in face of conservative opposition. His new stance adds uncertainty to the outcome of the bank, a top priority for the business community.








 Someone from the Russian government must reassure Russian goalkeeper, Igor Akinfeev, who let a critical World Cup ball go right through his hands, that there are no hard feelings. In fact, President Putin wants to buy you a drink. No, really, what's your poison?- Bill Maher







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Monday, June 23, 2014

Dick Cheney and Rand Paul clash over Iraq





Dick Cheney and Rand Paul clash over Iraq

Former vice president Dick Cheney sought Sunday to draw a sharp distinction between his position on Iraq and Sen. Rand Paul's, marking the latest fight over foreign policy in a Republican Party torn between military hawks and those who are far less keen on intervening abroad..




The one question America wants Dick Cheney to be asked: Do you understand each of these rights I have explained to you?- LOLGOP








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In a development that offers a faint glimmer of hope for Iraq, both Sunnis and Shiites are finding common ground in the view that former Vice-President D1ck Cheney seriously needs to shut up.- Andy Borowitz








Egypt Jails Journalists
Three Al Jazeera journalists were jailed for seven years in Egypt on Monday after a court convicted them of helping a "terrorist organisation" by spreading lies, in a case that has raised questions about the country's respect for media freedom.



Remember: Dick Cheney's advice about Iraq was so great even George W. Bush even stopped taking it.- LOLGOP









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You know where it's bad now? Iraq. It was bad and now it's getting worse. Today President Obama said he might have to send in Dennis Rodman.- David Letterman








Hell, No, Rand Paul's Son Won't Go!
One U.S. lawmaker firmly believes the United States should keep its sons and daughters out of Iraq's increasingly tangled and bloody conflict.

"I'm not willing to send my son into that mess," Sen. Rand Paul, R-Kentucky, told CNN chief political correspondent Candy Crowley on Sunday.



We may soon be entering a world where your boss gets decide which kind of birth control God thinks should be covered by insurance.- LOLGOP









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Katy Perry and Hillary
Maybe Hillary Clinton will take Katy Perry up on her offer.

The pop superstar says she'll write Hillary Clinton's theme song if the former secretary of state does decide to run for president again.



DRUDGE: HILLARY ACTUALLY DIED IN 1966; TRUTH REVEALED ON COVER OF ABBEY ROAD ALBUM- LOLGOP







Duck Duck Goose
Duck Dynasty patriarch Phil Robertson explained over the weekend that people had misunderstood the intent of his homophobic comments because he was just “trying to help those poor souls and turn them to Jesus.”




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According to a new report, Yahoo! has more diversity in its staff than Google. Meanwhile, Bing is still just the one guy.- Seth Myers








US Supreme Court Allows Pollution To Be Regulated BUT....
The U.S. Supreme Court on Monday trimmed the Obama administration’s power to curb greenhouse gases under a long-running air pollution program in a decision that means most major facilities, including power plants and refineries, will continue to be regulated....But industry could claim a partial win because the court ruled on a 5-4 vote that some facilities the government had wanted to regulate will be exempted.



And once we get the name Redskins changed we can all focus on improving the lives of suffering Indians, right guys?  Guys? - John Fugelsang






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Hidden Lake in Glacier National Park, Montana.

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Friday, June 20, 2014

U.S. House backs limits on Obama's authority






U.S. House backs limits on Obama's authority
The Republican-led House on Friday overwhelmingly approved a $570 billion defense bill that halts any Guantanamo transfers for a year in the furor over the American-for-Taliban swap and pulls back government spying.




Iraqi sectarian violence - 11 years later and we're still paying because George Bush didn't understand Shiite. - John Fugelsang








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Iraq civil war could have been avoided if Karl Rove had just pulled George Bush aside & had that little talk about sects.- John Fugelsang








We Need A War On Stupidity
As many as 75 scientists and staff in U.S. government laboratories in Atlanta may have been exposed to live anthrax bacteria after researchers failed to follow safety procedures, prompting an investigation by federal authorities.



Fox News pointing out that someone was wrong about the Iraq War is like the Home Shopping Network dissing your cubic zirconia.- LOLGOP






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Replacing Eric Cantor with Kevin McCarthy is like replacing Jay Leno with Jay Leno.- LOLGOP







Boehner Wants Troops On The Mexican Border 
The leader of the U.S. House of Representatives President Barack Obama on Friday to send troops to the Mexican border to help deal with the surge of unaccompanied minors from Central America, calling it a "national security and humanitarian crisis."



Hey STOP comparing DICK CHENEY to DARTH VADER!  Darth Vader never repeatedly dodged military service in wars he supported.- John Fugelsang








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Hillary Super PAC On The Move
A pro-Hillary Clinton super PAC is stepping up its involvement in key presidential primary states – but swear they are primarily focused on 2014.

Ready for Hillary, the group that is urging the former secretary of state to run for president in 2016, has donated $10,000 to the New Hampshire Democratic Party. The donation is the max the group can give to the party given their current FEC standing.




Walking to Walmart & thinking of how our taxes pay SNAP benefits of their underpaid workforce - prices so nice you pay for 'em twice.- John Fugelsang








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"Last night Hillary Clinton said she won't support legalizing recreational marijuana until we see how it goes in Colorado. Officials in Colorado couldn't respond because they were too busy swimming in a pool of money." –Jimmy Fallon








George Will blames outage over him writing that being a rape victim is a "coveted status" people seek on the Internet. 

I blame "reading." - LOLGOP





Someone Is Trying To Help The Middle Class
An impassioned Sen. Elizabeth Warren appeared on MSNBC’s Hardball and made a strong case for fighting to rebuild the middle class through investments in jobs and infrastructure while at times butting heads with host Chris Matthews over the Democratic Party’s efforts.






Stock Market Is Soaring. Why Aren't Jobs?
U.S. stocks rose on Friday, with the Dow industrials and S&P 500 hitting records while extending a five-session climb that has both benchmarks on track for weekly gains.



"Some Northern California counties want to form a separate state. They smoke a lot of weed up there. What would you call a state based on marijuana? Toke-lahoma.Flori-duh. How about Spliffs-consin? Dela-weed. New Hemp-shire." –Craig Ferguson







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Libo, Guizhou, China.

Best wishes for a peaceful weekend.