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Glenn Beck airs ‘rape’ comedy skit to mock sexual assaults in response to Calif. shootings

Glenn Beck airs ‘rape’ comedy skit to mock sexual assaults in response to Calif. shootings

Glenn Beck’s The Blaze network recently created a comedy skit to illustrate a theory that women are not raped as often as studies have shown.

Just days after California shooter Elliot Rodger used his hatred of women as an excuse to kill six people, Glenn Beck presented a pre-recorded segment where co-host Stu Burguiere tries to prove that one and five women have not been victims of sexual assault.




Pat Robertson says husbands who do dishes should be rewarded by their wives with sex: "With each dish he’s saying, ‘I love you,’” and if you understood that and you say, ‘Darling, I got a treat for you … wait ’til we get behind closed doors and you’ll see the treat I have for you’ then, presumably, good things will happen."

I can't help what wondering what treat men are supposed to get for vacuuming. - Mad Kane

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

• Obama pledges aid to Syria opposition groups
• Ukraine sees Russia as source of insurgent threat
• Libya in standoff as acting premier refuses to yield power
• UN warns against new European, Arab extremist networks
• 4 Kidnapped Nigerian Girls Escape Boko Haram Captors
• Obama's speech gets mixed response overseas

The War On Clean Air

 This summer is likely to see a series of attacks by industry opponents of a U.S. plan to curb carbon emissions from power plants in a bid to stir voter anger ahead of elections in November, when voters in states such as Kentucky and West Virginia may determine whether Democrats keep control of the Senate.


On Monday, the Environmental Protection Agency is expected to propose new rules to crack down on power plant emissions, part of President Barack Obama's efforts to combat global climate change.




SO: 83 gun deaths a day and a sexual assault every 2 minutes in America don't require any legislation. But birth control coverage does? - LOLGOP

“Republicans have pounced. They’re outraged. They say, 'How dare you lie about caring for the people who got hurt in the war we lied them into?'” – Bill Maher

Republican Shenanigans

• Sterling says NBA ban, forced sale is illegal: LA Times
• ‘Cliven Bundy Is My Hero,’ Says Nevada Congressional Candidate
• Gay marriage opponent asks Supreme Court to suspend Oregon ruling
• GOP Senate candidate attacks Supreme Court for preventing teachers from praying in school
• Santa Barbara shooting was an anti-MRA gun grabbing false flag because, of course, why not?
• Dr. Ben Carson on gun rights: ‘Some weapons probably not appropriate… like tanks’
• Republicans In Free Fall as 67% of Voters Disapprove of Karl Rove’s Hillary Clinton Smear
• Donald Trump: President Obama Pretended To Be Kenyan

Don’t make me go back to my old title...I had a show called “Politically Incorrect,” because, back then, political correctness had gotten so out of hand – I mean, blacks became “African Americans,” Mexicans became “Latinos” and Indians became casino owners. Broken homes became “dysfunctional families.”  Crazy people became “Fox News reporters.” - Bill Maher

I think Trump "pretends" to have a brain, that's the real reason for the comb over. ~ Marian Fisher




Mormon Utah Hates Small Businesses, Oktoberfest, and Just About Everything UnMormom

For the first time in 40 years, people attending Oktoberfest at the Snowbird Ski Resort may have to go without beer if the state of Utah has its way.

Whenever I meet Fox viewers, I say, "Look, ObamaCare isn't perfect but it did get Jay Leno canceled" and they cry.- LOLGOP



More False Hope?

After a mass shooting in California on Friday, House Democrats plan to press for action on gun control measures this week.


The no. 2 House Democrat told reporters that he and other Democrats are discussing whether to push for an amendment to a spending bill that would beef up background checks for those purchasing guns.

Rock The Voter News

• Waves of immigrant minors present crisis for Obama, Congress
• Obama calls report on veteran care delays 'extremely troubling': White House
• Top senator says cost-cutting culture fueled veterans scandal

Meanwhile, Back At The North And South Poles 

Big ocean waves whipped up by storms hundreds or even thousands of miles away from Earth’s poles could play a bigger role in breaking up polar sea ice and thus contributing to its melt more than had been thought, a new study suggests.



Maya Angelou, Our National Treasure Died Today

I was scouring Yahoo news this morning looking for material for ahnc, when I read of Maya Angelou's death. I reluctantly clicked on the comments, knowing that I would get incensed by the hateful comments. I did.

I took 2 screenshots of my comments and some of the responses. I was surprised to learn that Yahoo will not post the words, Ku Klux Klan or KKK, as shown in the 2nd graphic below. I was not surprised at the racists comments, and the ones below were tame.

Business/Tech News

• Deadly pig virus re-infects U.S. farm, fuels supply fears
• Judge who ended probe of Koch activities in WI regularly attends Koch-funded junkets
• AG to appeal ruling that overturned Alabama Accountability Act

Texass Style

Bartenders at Scruffy Duffies in Plano, Texas refused to take down a handwritten sign that made light of domestic violence after a customer requested it be removed.


The sign read, “I like my beer like I like my violence. Domestic.”




Nothing pisses off Republicans like ending their wars, cutting their deficits and reversing their layoff crises. - LOLGOP

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Odd News

• 'The Onion' Weighs In On UCSB Shooting With Haunting Headline
• Florida Officer's Key Ring Causes AR-15 To Accidentally Discharge
• California Assembly passes bill mandating porn film condoms
• Woman claims liposuction helped restore her eyesight
• Nebraska woman wolfs down 2 4½-pound steaks

Time To Deflate Photo

Peace.

How News Works.

Fox News’ Brian Kilmeade: ‘Respect’ your wife when she is wrong by calling her ‘baby doll’


Fox News host Brian Kilmeade on Monday advised viewers to show “respect” by challenging their wives to an argument, while calling them “baby doll.”

During a segment about author Richard Greenberg’s recent column on raising children, Fox & Friends host Steve Doocy distilled the tips down to the phrase: “Happy wife, happy life.”




In the United States, Democrats get their news from a comedian, Jon Stewart. Republicans get their news from the comedians at Fox News. - All Hat No Cattle

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

• Iraq: Suicide attack kills at least 17 in Baghdad
• U.S. to keep 9,800 troops in Afghanistan
• Pakistan woman stoned to death by family for marrying man she loved
• Malaysia releases satellite data on missing jet
• Blinded soldier, widow sue former Gitmo prisoner
• Biden: U.S. 'behind' on caring for veterans

China's War On Terror

China is continuing what it terms its war on terror in the far west province of Xinjiang, detaining five people and seizing 1.8 tons of bomb-making material.

It’s Fleet Week, when New York City plays host to the crews of three U.S. Navy ships and two Coast Guard clippers. But don’t worry, the Coast Guard clippers are NOT owned by Donald Sterling. - Seth Myers

Guess Who Said: "Your Dead Kid Don't Trump My Constitutional Rights.!" Hint...Wears Plunger On Head

Samuel Wurzelbacher gave his condolences this week to the families of the victims of the mass shooting near the University of California, Santa Barbara. But no tragedy is going to stop "Joe The Plumber" from defending the Second Amendment..."But: As harsh as this sounds – your dead kids don’t trump my Constitutional rights.".

Republican Shenanigans

• Republicans Close To Deciding Which Character-Free Hellhole Of A City They Will Invade In 2016
• Joe Scarborough Calls Twitter Members of MSNBC’s Dwindling Audience Hatemongers and Extremists
• Conservative Country Singer Spends Memorial Day Insulting Veterans Who Don’t Share His Beliefs
• Memorial Day: Utah Sen. Orrin Hatch assails Supreme Court in partisan political address

Call me crazy, but I hope someday women have more rights than guns do. - Josh Gondalman tweet

Republicans Are Pissing Off Veterans! Who Is Left To Vote For Them?

Major veterans’ groups this Memorial Day weekend harshly criticized the top Republican on the Senate Veterans’ Affairs Committee after he charged that the leaders of the service organizations are too cozy with embattled VA Secretary Eric Shinseki and won’t call for him to resign despite allegations of mismanagement and wrongdoing in his department.

Ignoring Donald Trump is the right stand and I'll do so as soon as he stops finishing higher than Marco Rubio in 2016 GOP primary polls.- LOLGOP

Gov. Rick Perry (R-Texas)

Texas Tea Drinkers

 Texas conservatives are hoping to win two major Republican run-off elections on Tuesday, for lieutenant governor and attorney general, underscoring the Tea Party’s enduring influence in the state.



Misogyny denial is amazing. Even a 140-page manifesto can't cure it. - LOLGOP



Rock The Voter News

• Angry mothers meet EPA over Roundup herbicide residues found in breast milk
• SCOTUS Won't Make Reporter Testify On Aurora Sources

Hillary Releases Excerpts Of Her Upcoming Memoir

Hillary Clinton reflects on her long life in politics and her "unexpected" partnership with President Barack Obama in excerpts released Tuesday of her upcoming memoir.



I mean, when you hear the "Duck Dynasty" guy going off on homosexuality, like he did again this week, why even listen? What do you think he was going to say, the Tonys are nothing without Neil Patrick Harris? Folks, we had a televised celebrated interracial gay kiss during the NFL Draft. The culture war is over, and we won.- Bill Maher

No Shoes, No Shirt, Guns, No Service

This is the kind of thing gun rights activists in Texas apparently don't want to see anymore. A pair of videos uploaded to YouTube earlier this month show groups of people with semiautomatic rifles being refused service at Chili's and Sonic locations.



Business/Tech News

• Oil prices up on bullish U.S., China demand 
• China Said to Study IBM Servers for Bank Security Risks
• New York Times: Block Comcast, Time Warner Cable Merger
• The worst places in the world to be a worker

Next up on Fox News: Is the White House Science Fair an attempt to brainwash America's youth into climate science? - TeaPartyCat Tweet

The Military Industrial Complex Marches On, By Providing Iron Man Suits

Move over, Tony Stark — the military could soon have its own "Iron Man" suit, a robotic exoskeleton designed to augment human abilities on the battlefield.

A prototype of the Tactical Assault Light Operator Suit, or TALOS, will be available later this month

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Each morning I read the obituaries and if my name is not listed, I read the comics.

Odd News

• ‘Cowboy’ lassoes drunk Georgia man after shooting rampage at Memorial Day rodeo
• CNN readers fooled by 'killer asteroid' iReport
• Finger Lickin’ Gas Station Fried Chicken
• An Anonymous Real Estate Magnate Is Giving Away Cash on Twitter
• Nepal probes if Chinese woman used helicopter on Everest climb 

Time To Deflate Photo

A false color image of a micro crack in steel viewed through an electron microscope. 

Peace.