All Hat No Cattle: ‘They Can Control the Weather,’ Claims Marjorie Taylor Greene After Deadly Hurricane Helene Kills More Than 200

‘They Can Control the Weather,’ Claims Marjorie Taylor Greene After Deadly Hurricane Helene Kills More Than 200

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) weighed in on the deadly hurricane which wreaked havoc in her state of Georgia and across the southern United States on Thursday, suggesting that the hurricane had been controlled.

Can someone let George Soros know that I can’t do Weather Control duty today because I lost the keys to the Jewish Space Laser? Thanks. - scarylarry

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

They asked if we're better off than we were 4 years ago. Sadly, over a million people were unavailable for comment. - Michael Little

Trump To Return To Attempted Assassination Site With Elon Musk. What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Elon Musk will attend former President Trump's rally in Butler, Pennsylvania, on Saturday, the billionaire announced in a post on X late Thursday.

Trump's return to the scene of the first assassination attempt against his life had already raised concerns among local officials...

One of the many underreported elements of Jack Smith's filing is that AFTER the attempted coup, you know, w/bodies being collected and literal feces smeared on the walls of the Capitol, Trump was calling Senators trying to get them to halt the electoral vote count. - scarylawyerguy

Republican Shenanigans

Liz Cheney smacked away Jim Jordan's hand when Congress was being invaded on J6, telling him: "Get away from me. You fucking did this!”

I don’t agree with Cheney on much but she speaks for us all

Say what you want about her but:

Cheney’s endorsement of Harris is PATRIOTIC AS F. - Lindy Li

Trump Claims He Created Thousands of Jobs for Fact-Checkers and Criminal Lawyers. - Andy Borowitz

Mike Johnson has not called a special session to vote on more aid to send to Hurricane Helene victims. Congress is vacationing!
It's their job to fund FEMA, not Biden or Harris. They want us to suffer so they can blame Biden and Harris. Evil. - Caroleeena

STOP THE PRESSES! Republican Denounces "Conspiracy Theory Junk"
North Carolina state Sen. Kevin Corbin (R) denounced what he described as “conspiracy theory junk” circulating about flooding in western North Carolina from Hurricane Helene, referring to allegations about the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) stealing money from donations, among several others.

Melania Says Women Should Have Access to Abortions Like Ones Her Husband Paid For. - Andy Borowitz

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Funny how we never hear about Hunter Biden's laptop anymore. - Thee Rude Pundit

I Wonder What Mike Pence Is Doing These Days
Days before rioters roamed the halls of the U.S. Capitol threatening to “hang Mike Pence,” Donald Trump told his vice president that people are going to “hate your guts” and “think you’re stupid” if he failed to stop the 2020 election certification.

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I applaud the International Longshoremen’s Association and the United States Maritime Alliance for coming together to reopen the East Coast and Gulf ports and ensure the availability of critical supplies for Hurricane Helene recovery and rebuilding.

Collective bargaining works. - President Biden

The Damage Hurricane Helene Did Is Much More Than We Even Realize

The country’s most-visited national park site, the Blue Ridge Parkway, will remain closed indefinitely, the National Park Service (NPS) said Wednesday.

The closure affects the entire length of the Blue Ridge Parkway, though some parts were hit harder than others by storm damage. It comes right as the region and scenic road typically see a boom in tourism, as weather cools and the leaves change colors.

Sure, inflation is flat, wages and jobs are up, and markets are soaring, but, have you heard about this liberal weather control device?? - Rick Lenzie