Speaker Johnson amid criticism: ‘Mess’ in House not ‘a reflection on the leader’

Speaker Johnson amid criticism: ‘Mess’ in House not ‘a reflection on the leader’

Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) on Wednesday downplayed problems in the House GOP conference a day after his leadership team lost two votes in a row on the House floor.

 

Panicked House Republicans Ask Jesus What to Do Now. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

• Guardian Angels Rough Up Man During Live Hannity Interview: ‘Our Guys Have Just Taken Down One of the Migrant Guys’
• Chip Roy knocks Trump over border claim: ‘That didn’t happen’
• Netanyahu rejects Hamas demands to hostage deal

mike johnson just got railroaded so hard his son’s phone got a notification. - DanD

Musk Continues To Spray His Odor
A media outlet run by the Russian government delighted in billionaire Elon Musk’s vulgar defense of Tucker Carlson’s upcoming interview with Vladimir Putin on Wednesday after Musk criticized American journalists for “giving a blowjob” to Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky.

Make no mistake about it, Russia and Putin are enemies of America and if we do not stop them by proxy with Ukraine, it will be our young men and women who will be on the front lines against Russia, next. That is what Republicans actions are going to result in. - Eugene

I think it's a good time to remind everyone that Marjorie Taylor Greene asked for a pardon just 3 days after being in Congress. - MayoIsSpicyy

Republican Shenanigans

• Trump Ally Stephen Miller Fantasizes About Sending 'Everyone' in the Biden Administration to Jail After Immunity Decision
• Nikki Haley Loses Nevada Primary Without Trump on the Ballot to ‘None of These Candidates’
• Christie balks at backing Haley: Imagine if she ‘turned around and endorsed Donald Trump’
• Matt Gaetz Endorses Mortal Enemy Kevin McCarthy for RNC Chair: 'Kevin Would Be Terrific'
• Matt Gaetz Declares, 'I Have Never Missed George Santos More' After Failed Impeachment Vote
• 'Pure Lunacy!' Karl Rove Goes Off After Fox Host Asks About Michelle Obama Replacing Biden
• Florida Supreme Court justices sharply question state on abortion ballot measure
• 'Read the Constitution': Republican Hits Back at Marjorie Taylor Greene Telling Him to 'Grow Some Courage' Over Mayorkas Impeachment

"I'm tired of people calling me an insurrectionist!" - Marjorie Taylor Greene, insurrectionist

Mike Johnson Begs Jesus To Please Rapture Him Up Right This Second. - Andy Borowitz

I Think Trump Enjoys Kicking People To The Curb

Republican National Committee Chair Ronna McDaniel will resign her post soon, according to a report published by the New York Times on Tuesday night.

Two sources familiar with McDaniel’s plans said she intends to step down shortly after the Feb. 24 Republican South Carolina primary. She has briefed former President Donald Trump on the matter, the sources said.

Having a functioning government is on my bucket list. - Andy Borowitz

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Rock The Voter News

• Biden in NYC: Traffic jams and protests expected for president's Manhattan fundraiser events
• Pelosi on House impeachment attempt of Mayorkas: ‘Everything they do is about Donald Trump’
• Jeffries defends surprise appearance of Texas Democrat to tank impeachment vote

It doesn’t get talked about much but one reason Biden will win by a greater margin than in 2020 is way more Trump voters died of Covid than Biden voters. - Claude Taylor

Biden to Republicans: “Show some spine. Show the American people you work for them, not for Donald Trump.”

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Business/Tech News

• New York Community Bancorp downgrade stokes fears of regional bank failures
• DHS, Lyft partner on human trafficking prevention campaign
• Wendy's is giving away free cheeseburgers this week. Here's how you can get one.
• Political pressure on Bud Light eases as Donald Trump offers a 'second chance'

You know who has never asked for or needed immunity. 

Any other President — ever. - Eric Rosen

Snapchat Snaps

Snap stock (SNAP) tanked on Wednesday, sinking more than 30% as investors digested another disappointing quarterly earnings report.

The Snapchat parent company posted Q4 quarterly revenue of $1.36 billion, below Street estimates for $1.38 billion. The company has now missed revenue estimates on six of the last eight reports. And now, it says it expects to lose more money in the current quarter than Wall Street expected, too.

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Odd News

• Powerful solar flare unleashes colossal plasma plume, sparks radio blackouts across South Pacific
• Man who spent years building Eiffel Tower with 700K matchsticks may be denied world record for using wrong matches
• Firefighters conduct helicopter rescue after man jumps into LA River to save his dog
• 1,000-pound bomb uncovered at Florida airport prompts half-mile evacuation, cops say
• Scorpion stows away from Kenya to Ireland in woman's luggage

Time To Deflate Photo

The Narrows, Zion National Park, Utah. I would be so tempted to take one of those blue stones -- but I wouldn't.

Peace.