Tuesday, February 13, 2024

'Everyone should be scared as hell': Democrats call for Trump-proofing NATO

Congress needs to take new steps to protect NATO after Donald Trump said he would “encourage” Russia to attack member countries that don't...

“NATO Must Pay Its Bills,” Says Man Who Has Never Paid His Bills. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Congressional Republicans Less Worried About Russia Destroying Europe Than About Trump Saying Something Mean About Them. - Andy Borowitz

Nancy Pelosi Was A Great Speaker When She Was In Her 80s

Trump steals Top Secret Russian Binder and won't return

Trump encourages Putin to invade NATO countries that don't "pay up."

Mainstream Media: Biden is old. - Brandon Unger

Republican Shenanigans

In the end, Melania Trump is just another contractor her husband isn't going to pay. - Middle Age Riot

Apparently, Texas Doesn't Mess With Its Mentally Ill

Nikki Haley: Say whatever you want about my husband. When I drop out of the race in three weeks, you're going get the bum smooching of a lifetime. - Middle Age Riot

“I can’t see voting for Biden,” Chris Christie told a reporter from Who The F*ck Cares What You Do Weekly. - Andy Borowitz


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Rock The Voter News

Trump is pissed at NATO because Denmark wouldn’t sell him Greenland. - Andy Borowitz

Apparently, GOP Rep Is Vying For VP Spot

BREAKING: Special Counsel Robert Hur has won the James Comey Prize, awarded to the DOJ employee who most strenuously uses his position to influence an election’s outcome. - Andy Borowitz


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Business/Tech News

Republicans Accuse Biden of Making Inflation Go Down Before Election. - Andy Borowitz


Media: "Guns are now the leading cause of death for children in America."

Republicans: "AR-15 doesn't stand for assault rifle 15, libtard." - Middle Age Riot



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
This Faroe Island has a soccer field, of course it does, because what else is there to do out in the middle of the North Atlantic.


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