Tuesday, December 26, 2023

FBI Investigating Violent Threats Against Justices Who Kicked Trump Off Colorado's Ballot

The FBI is working with law enforcement officials in Colorado in the wake of threats made against state Supreme Court justices who ruled last week to remove Donald Trump from the state’s 2024 presidential ballot.



Trump Claims 14th Amendment Was Written By Mexican Who Hates Him. - Andy Borowitz







The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans


Marjorie Taylor Greene Accuses Jewish Space Lasers of Trying to Shoot Down Santa. - Andy Borowitz







Netanyahu's Overkill Continues








Poll Shows Trump Tied With Hitler Among GOP Voters. - Andy Borowitz








Republican Shenanigans








Rep. Tim Burchett helped overthrow Republican Speaker Kevin McCarthy, ratted out McCarthy for kidney-punching him on CNN, and now reveals that his fellow Republicans' votes are blackmailed for their illicit sexual affairs.

He's my favorite House Republican. - Grant Stern








Sports Commentators Are The Worst Misogynists, IMHO.
The defending Super Bowl champion Kansas City Chiefs have lost five of their last eight games. And numerous prominent national commentators who are paid for their expertise on sports are blaming Taylor Swift.







Melania Makes New Year’s Resolution to See Trump on Visiting Day. - Andy Borowitz








Happy Holidays to everyone who didn't try to overthrow the government. - Middle Age Riot







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Rock The Voter News






Since suddenly Constitutional requirements for the Presidency don’t matter, f*ck it, let’s nominate Obama for a third term. - addgirlMM







That Smell.













George Santos Arrested Stealing Toys Under Neighbor’s Tree. - Andy Borowitz






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Business/Tech News


Christmas is taking time to explain to a child that statistically, Santa just likes rich kids a lot more. - John Fugelsang








Home Prices Are Also Sky High Here In Costa Rica
Home prices in the US rose for a ninth straight month, reaching a fresh record as buyers battled for a stubbornly tight supply of listings.
“US home prices accelerated at their fastest annual rate of the year in October,” Brian Luke, head of commodities, real and digital assets at S&P Dow Jones Indices, said in a statement. “We are experiencing broad-based home-price appreciation across the country, with steady gains seen in 19 of 20 cities.”









“Come quickly. You mustn’t miss the dawn. It will never be just like this again.”

― Georgia O'Keeffe (1887-1986)









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Odd News




Time To Deflate Photo
I am amazed at the tree trimmer across the street. He's trimmed half the tree off since Saturday. My neighbor is worried that the branches may fall on her house. I like preventative maintenance. 


Peace.



1 comment:

  1. I almost fell off the couch over that pic of what aliens do on Earth and what we do on Mars!!! Brilliant!

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