Thursday, October 5, 2023

House speaker succession battle heats up: Jordan, Scalise and Trump in the mix

The House speaker’s gavel is up for grabs for the second time this year, and for the second time, that contest is threatening to divide the Republican caucus along ideological lines.
Reps. Jim Jordan and Steve Scalise are the top candidates to replace Kevin McCarthy, who was voted out as speaker in an unprecedented move Tuesday.

AOC just compared House Republicans to a malfunctioning Roomba and she’s totally correct. - Palmer Report

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

The Ugly Truth:

Speaker Donald Trump would be second in the presidential line of succession.

Given Donald's crazy and violent fans, this would place both Joe Biden's and Kamala Harris's lives in jeopardy. - Mrs. Betty Bowers

Hillary Has Something To Say...

Republican Shenanigans

"In all the years that I knew him,... I don't think I ever once saw Rudy Giuliani when he wasn't drunk."
- Michael Cohen

Trump Calls Fraud Trial an Attack on Swindling Lifestyle. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Throws Gaetz Under The Bus
Sen. Markwayne Mullin (R-OK) savaged Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) on Wednesday night, claiming the House Republican bragged about washing down erectile dysfunction medication with energy drinks to prolong his sexual escapades.

House Republicans Hold Emergency Meeting to See Who Has to Sit Next to Matt Gaetz. - Andy Borowitz


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Rock The Voter News

“My client Commander Biden asks that you respect his privacy at this time.” — Meatball Jones, Esq., Pit Bull

UPDATE: Joe Biden Doesn't Believe Walls Work

If Trump goes to the Capitol to inject himself into the race for House Speaker, will he be wearing a two-horned fur headdress? - Michael Beschloss


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Business/Tech News

Twitter is being redesigned to discourage clicking on links to reported and edited news stories - and to pay cash for the posting of plagiarized racist and pro-Russian memes. - David Frum

In 1989, The Mortgage Rate On The $60K Affordable House I Built Was 9.9%

There are few gentle pleasures greater than sitting quietly, watching your opponents making mistakes. - John Cleese


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