Monday, July 25, 2022

Furious Michigan Medical Students Ditch Anti-Abortion Speaker in Protest

Furious Michigan Medical Students Ditch Anti-Abortion Speaker in Protest
The protest came just days after the high-profile coach of the school’s signature football program appeared at an anti-abortion fundraiser.

Many of the same Republicans who just voted against protecting birth control and celebrated when Roe was overturned also oppose paid family leave and efforts to make childcare affordable. This is not about supporting families—it’s about dragging women back in time. - Hillary Clinton

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

The idea that civil rights should depend on what state you live in is the single biggest load of pure distilled crap America has ever come up with. - Jim Wright

Daylight Savings Time Bill Put On Back Burner

Bannon Caught Fleeing U.S. Disguised as Man Who Recently Took Shower. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

Usain Bolt Congratulates Josh Hawley For Breaking His Speed Record. - Andy Borowitz

Dear God, The GOP Plans To Investigate Fauci If They Win The Midterms. May It Be As Successful As The Benghazi Investigations!
Congressional Republicans are eagerly floating investigations into Anthony Fauci and the Biden administration’s response to the coronavirus pandemic if they win back control of the House or Senate in the midterm elections. 

Hawley Concerned That Being a Coward Is Overshadowing His Work as a Fascist. - Andy Borowitz


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Rock The Voter News

It'll be awkward for the Christian Nationalism Rapture folk when Jesus comes back & he's a homeless brown-skinned liberal who speaks no English. - John Fugelsang

Well, What Can Possibly Go Wrong? 
Ghislaine Maxwell has reportedly been moved to a low-security federal prison in Florida amid her 20-year sentence for her part in Jeffrey Epstein’s sexual abuse and trafficking of underage girls.

Bannon’s Lawyers Argue That Imprisoning Him Would Be Cruel and Unusual Punishment for Other Prisoners. - Andy Borowitz

US Power Grid Enjoys Record Surplus After Josh Hawley Placed Inside Giant Hamster Wheel. - Andy Borowitz

Boeing Machinists Want A Tiny Share Of Huge Profits

Stephen Colbert: “Yes, he is a stain on our history — and thanks to these hearings, we know that stain is ketchup.”




Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
Broken Beach, Bali Indonesia looks more like A Hole In The Beach.



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