Monday, November 22, 2021

Leaked Texts: Jan. 6 Organizers Say They Were ‘Following POTUS’ Lead’

Rally planners coordinated closely with the White House before Jan. 6 and readied a dinner party while the Capitol was under siege, according to leaked group text messages obtained by Rolling Stone

Republican law and order:

If you’re one of ours, you can shoot anybody.

If you’re one of theirs, anybody can shoot you. - Middle Age Riot

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Dear right wing evangelical friends:

If you hate liberals 
and long for a religious conservative gov't
w/no feminism, gay marriage, or reproductive choice
where rap music is banned
but executions are frequent...

Iran is waiting for YOU. - John Fugelsang

Another Car Crashes Into Protesters

Stephen Colbert: “When Pence’s aide (on Jan. 6) called Kushner directly to maybe keep the VP from getting hanged, Kushner told Short that he had neither the time nor the interest because he was working on “Middle East peace”….
Oh, so that’s why the Middle East is fine now.”

Michael Cohen Completes House Arrest
Michael Cohen, the onetime personal lawyer and fixer for former U.S. President Donald Trump, walked out of federal court a free man on Monday at the end of his three-year sentence for campaign finance violations and other crimes.

My favorite Bible story is probably the one where Jesus brings an AR-15 to the Sermon on the Mount just in case someone needs medical assistance and then he goes on Hannity to brag about how he got away with it. - Jeff Tiedrich


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Rock The Voter News

Democrats want you to have bridges and broadband and affordable prescription drugs. 

Republicans want you to be able to shoot anyone you hate. - Jeff Tiedrich

Jan. 6 Committee Wants Trump's Documents. Now!
The select House committee investigating the Jan. 6 Capitol attack told a federal appeals court on Monday that it urgently needs extensive records from former President Trump's White House, arguing that more time would hinder its probe.

Tucker Carlson Late To Work After Being Murdered By Hordes Of Violent Minorities Again. - The Onion


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Business/Tech News

Black Friday - when we celebrate the birthday of a guy who renounced material possessions by buying lots of stuff. - John Fugelsang

Apparently, the DOJ Doesn't Want Trump Back On Facebook
The Justice Department intervened in former President Donald Trump's lawsuit against Facebook to defend the constitutionality of Section 230, an internet communications law, according to court filings.

Fauci Urges Americans to Use COVID as Excuse to Skip Thanksgiving with Horrible Relatives. - Andy Borowitz



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
If I saw this Tasselled Wobbegong shark while snorkeling, I would have morphed into a helicopter.


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