Thursday, May 13, 2021

A Hummer with 5-gallon cans of gas in the back caught fire in Florida, injuring 1

A Hummer with 5-gallon cans of gas in the back caught fire in Florida, injuring 1
One person was injured when a Hummer carrying five-gallon cans of gas caught fire in Florida on Wednesday, fire officials said.
The fire happened as people across the East Coast scrambled to fill their gas tanks this week after a cyberattack shut down the Colonial Pipeline, a major US gas provider.

May 12, 1846 - The Donner Party embarks on a journey that leads to tragedy, ruin, and cannibalizing each other.

May 12, 2021 - The Donald Party embarks on pretty much the same. - John Fugelsang

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

The GOP's new slogan is: "Be thankful for the crumbs that we give you." - Aaron Parnas


Matt Gaetz Might Want To Take A Vacation To A Country That Won't Extradite Him. Russia Is Nice This Time Of Year.
A federal court has scheduled a change of plea hearing for Joel Greenberg, the Florida official and accused sex trafficker at the center of the legal investigation into Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.), indicating he'll likely enter a plea agreement with federal prosecutors.

Bad time for the Feds to be closing in on Matt Gaetz. No gas for his white bronco chase. - Scott Linnen


Poor Liz Cheney, doomed to wake up every morning into a world she helped create. - Jeff Tiedrich


Get Vaccinated & Receive A Lottery Ticket. Huh?

Thanks to Marjorie Taylor Greene, in addition to metal detectors, the Capitol will now also need straight jackets and frontal lobotomies. - Jeremy Newberger



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If Biden offered a free bag of gas and a set of truck nuts with every vaccination, the pandemic would be over by the end of the month. - Hamish Mitchell




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Jeff Bezos is having a $1.2 billion yacht made with a smaller yacht to hold the helicopter to ride alongside. He paid no federal taxes and has made almost double what he made in 2020, pandemic and all. How's that $1400 holding up? - Erin Rogers

Business/Tech News

Elon Musk Unveils New Clean Energy Luxury Car Pulled By 8 Tesla Employees. - The Onion


Kudos To The Secret Service!
The Secret Service on Wednesday said it had helped in recovering around $2 billion in fraudulently obtained COVID-19 relief funds.

Have you ever run out of gas because your plastic bag busted? - Mayo tweet 



Time To Deflate Photo
A snapping turtle just after emerging from brumation (hibernation for cold-blooded animals is called brumation) buried in the mud. Mother Nature has a great sense of humor.


1 comment:

  1. The trailer in the gas pump photo is severely overloaded, And not properly secured. Guess he doesn't care about the others on the road.