Wednesday, April 28, 2021

Giuliani's apartment raided by feds over Ukraine

Federal authorities executed a search warrant at Rudy Giuliani's NYC apartment as part of a criminal probe into his dealings in Ukraine, the New York Times reports. Electronic devices seized... 

BREAKING- No one is searching Hunter Biden, Hillary Clinton, or Barack Obama’s residence. - Tony Posnanski



The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Guys there’s a serious chance this might harm Rudy’s reputation. - John Fugelsang


North Carolina Judge Apparently Doesn't Want A Chauvin-Type Trial. Why Not?

They gotta be warming up the paper shredders at Mar-a-Lago right now. - Jeremy Newberger



Hold the phone -- FBI now at Victoria Toensing's house.  Lawyer, wife and partner of Joseph DiGenova, same circles as Rudy and Trump.  This has the hallmarks of a bigger day at DOJ.  And she's probably not expecting it, unlike Rudy. - Harry Litman tweet


Republican Shenanigans

Listening to that F*cker Carlson, I'd like to add that traffic lights have always seemed to me to be an infringement of my personal liberty, and that people's slavish obedience to them shows the alarming effect on individual freedoms brought by such socialist nanny-state measures. - John Cleese

It doesn’t have to be true, it just has to be said and the damage is done. This is the formula of Trump, Fox News, NY Post, GOP. It works and it’s profitable, but it is the equivalent of intellectual fracking. - Noel Casler

Marjorie Taylor Greene Attacks Biden’s Plan for Free Preschool: “I Refuse to Go” - Andy Borowitz



There's An Opening At The New York Post

BREAKING: Feds Search Giuliani’s Apartment, Find No Evidence of Law Degree. - Andy Borowitz



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Today, Hunter Biden was invited to speak at a lecture hall at Tulane University. 

While Rudy Giuliani was invited to stand in the hall while agents search his apartment. - Jeremy Newberger

Business/Tech News

Down here in North Arkansas, Tea Pain's never seen so many people livin' in house trailers worryin' about the capital gains tax. - Tea Pain



Maybe Trump Will Run For Governor of California? 
Running in the California recall may be the best bargain on the planet for fame and fortune seekers.

Next pandemic is it okay if we do science right off the bat. - Emo Philips



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