Monday, March 8, 2021

Texas governor on ending mask order: 'We no longer need government running our lives'

Texas Gov. Greg Abbott is opening up about his decision to end the state mask mandate, stressing that he still urges residents to take precautions, but Texans "no longer need government running our lives."
On March 10, Texas' mask order will end and businesses can reopen at full capacity...

When coronavirus spikes in Texas, I wonder what Caribbean island Ted Cruz will escape to. - Roland Scahill

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Uprising At Capitol Called Off After Antifa Unable To Buy Enough Trump Costumes. - Andy Borowitz


Pope Trying To Score Some Peace Points In Iraq.
In his first visit to Iraq, Pope Francis urged Christian communities targeted for extermination by the Islamic State (IS) to practice forgiveness.

Republican Shenanigans

Kevin McCarthy Blasts Relief Package for Failing to Address Dr. Seuss Crisis. - Andy Borowitz


Lawyers for former President Donald Trump sent out cease-and-desist letters Friday to the Republican National Committee, the National Republican Congressional Committee, and the National Republican Senatorial Committee for using his name and likeness on fundraising emails and merchandise, a Trump adviser tells CNN.

I must be terrible at math, because I don’t get why Biden’s $1.9 trillion aid to the poor and middle class is more economically risky than Trump’s $2.3 trillion tax cut for the rich. - Andy Borowitz



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Fear of being mistaken for a Republican is enough to make me wear a mask until 2030. - Middle Age Riot

Rock The Voter News

GOP Accuses Biden of Spending Trillions on Left-wing Pet Project of Feeding Starving People. - Andy Borowitz

Trump's NYC Fan Has Dwindled To One
This probably wasn’t the welcome Donald Trump dreamed of ahead of his first trip home after leaving office. According to the New York Post, the former president pulled up outside Trump Tower in New York City on Sunday night—and waved to the one solitary supporter who came out to welcome him back. It’s not known exactly what the purpose of Trump’s trip to NYC is.


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Business/Tech News

For the rest of 2021, every day is going to be the first anniversary of some lie Republicans told about COVID. - Middle Age Riot



To This Day, I Blame The Queen For Diana's Death By Taking Away Her Royal Security. She Did The Same To Harry & Meghan.
Meghan, Duchess of Sussex, said in a bombshell interview with Oprah Winfrey that her life as a British royal was so isolating and lonely at one point she "didn't want to be alive anymore" -- a stunning admission likely to rock the foundations of the centuries-old institution.








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