Tuesday, December 22, 2020

2020 on track to be deadliest year in US history

2020 on track to be deadliest year in US history
This year is on track to be the deadliest in U.S. history with a total of more than 3 million deaths expected by the end of December, due in large part to the coronavirus pandemic, according to data from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC). 

Russian Hackers Disappointed to Find U.S. Government Already Disabled. - Andy Borowitz


I Might As Well Resign Myself To Wearing A Mask For The Rest Of My Life.
Humanity faces an unknown number of new viruses emerging from Africa's rainforests, according to the professor who helped discover Ebola. "We are now in a world where new pathogens will come out," 

The next round of COVID relief will be scrunched up McDonald's Gift Certificates that Rand Paul found in couches at Mar-a-Lago. - Middle Age Riot


Republican Shenanigans

The greatest trick Trump ever pulled was that he managed to convince working people that the Republican Party wanted to help them. - Molly Jong-Fast


How Republican: Voter Fraud Found
In the weeks leading up to the presidential election, Elizabeth Bartman and Elizabeth Weihman registered to vote as Republicans in Nether Providence Township, Delaware County officials said Monday. There was one problem: Both women had been dead for several years.

This new Covid-19 stimulus bill is so watered down Dick Cheney could pour it onto a detainee's face.- John Fugelsang


Add South Carolina Gov. Henry Mcmaster to the long list of people who have contracted COVID-19 after going to a White House event



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Rand Paul Says Secret to Social Distancing Is Making Everyone Despise You. - Andy Borowitz



Joel Osteen got $4.4million. You get $600. 

It’s immoral. - Rep. Malcolm Kenyatta


NAACP Is Suing Trump & The GOP

Axios article on Trump: “Trump thinks everyone around him is weak, stupid or disloyal.”

This is how it ended for Hitler. - JRehling



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309,000 Americans dead. Thanksgiving this year was ThanksGRAVING. - Stephen King


Mitch Sticks It To Working Americans Who Get Infected. Yeah, Kick Them When They're Down, Mitch!
Employers will no longer have to provide paid sick leave to workers who get infected with COVID-19 after Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell blocked that extension from being included in Congress’s latest coronavirus aid package.

Anyone else rip their mask off when they get in to the car like they’ve just finished a disappointing surgery on Grey’s Anatomy. - Zach tweet




The cable guys are here now!

Peace and joy to all.

1 comment:

  1. Trump now wants an airport named after himself.
    Nothing against that,
    as long as it's departures-only ;-)