Thursday, July 9, 2020

Grab Him By The Tax Returns

Dow and S&P tumble after Supreme Court ruling on Trump tax returns
The Dow and the broader US stock market tumbled on Thursday after the Supreme Court dealt a blow to the Trump administration.
Stocks were mixed ahead of the ruling, but dropped firmly into negative territory after its release in the late morning.

Today’s rulings are like saying a baseball player will have to tell you if they were on steroids but not until after the World Series. - The Hoarse Whisperer tweet

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Dr. Fauci to the WSJ: “I think any state that is having a serious problem, that state should seriously look at shutting down. It’s not for me to say, because each state is different.” Major outbreaks right now in CA, TX, FL, AZ

Jesus. Pence Wants Health Care Workers To Reuse Their Masks.
Former George W. Bush White House medical advisor Dr. Jonathan Reiner called out Vice President Mike Pence for once again advising health care professionals to reuse personal protective equipment (PPE) four months into the nation’s coronavirus outbreak.

Republican Shenanigans

Four years of Betsy DeVos is more than enough. We need a Secretary of Education who is actually a public school educator. - Joe Biden

CIA Gets Sandbagged By Putin

The Donald Trump Presidential Library will be a book cart he pushes around prison with unread copies of the Art of the Deal. - Middle Age Riot

Borat Pranks Giuliani 

Trump is more terrified of Cy Vance (NY) getting his taxes than Congress getting them because the State of New York can indict both Donald Trump and his entire family for state crimes and pardons can't protect them. - Red tweet


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Rock The Voter News

Americans Overwhelmingly Favor Sending Trump Back to School in Fall. - Andy Borowitz

Oh, here’s that genetically superior master race

Melania Statue Set On Fire In Slovenia
 A wooden sculpture of U.S. first lady Melania Trump was torched near her hometown of Sevnica, Slovenia, on the night of July Fourth, as Americans celebrated U.S. Independence Day, said the artist who commissioned the sculpture.

People Who Attended Trump’s Tulsa Rally Say It Was Worth Getting Covid To See Trump Drink Water. - Andy Borowitz


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Business/Tech News

Man Can’t Shake Feeling That Someone Other Than Government, Employer, Advertisers Watching Him . - The Onion

UK SUPERMARKETS: Hey Hey USA, Keep Your Chlorinated Chicken!
A series of leading UK supermarkets have told Business Insider that they will never sell chlorinated chicken or hormone-injected beef from the US, in a blow to those pushing for UK food standards to be dropped in order to secure a post-Brexit trade deal with Trump.

I was in Manhattan today. Did not see a single person without a mask. Not one. - Mia Farrow



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
This is called Jacob's Ladder and it's located on the South Atlantic island of St. Helena between Brazil and Namibia. That makes me dizzy.


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