Friday, March 6, 2020

There aren't enough coronavirus tests.

Pence admits 'we don't have enough tests' to meet demands as delay in coronavirus testing persists
VP Mike Pence, who is leading the Trump administration's coronavirus response, acknowledged there was a shortfall in testing kits: "We don't have enough tests today to meet what we anticipate will be the demand going forward"

America, where it's easier to get a gun than to get a coronavirus test. - Jeff Tiedrich

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

We had weeks of warning. Weeks to prepare. Excuse my language, but this is completely unacceptable. Where the hell are the coronavirus tests! - Dan Rather

Erectile Dysfunction Displayed On GOP Congressman's Wall
Rep. Ken Buck (R-Colo.) on Friday challenged former Vice President and Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden to take his AR-15-style rifle from his congressional office in Washington, D.C.
"I have just one message for Joe Biden and [former Rep.] Beto O’Rourke (D-Texas), if you want to take everyone’s AR-15s, why don’t you swing by my office in Washington, D.C. and start with this one?" Buck tweeted.

Ken Buck voted against emergency funds to combat COVID-19.
The bill passed 415-2.
The AR-15 hanging on his wall isn't nearly as dangerous as his stupidity.- Nick Jack Pappas

Joe Biden’s Cognitive Health Attacked By Man Who Typed Covfefe. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

Susan Collins Unable To Decide Whether To Wash Hands. - Andy Borowitz

NY Attorney General Warns Televangelist To Stop Hawking Coronavirus Cure
As New York continues to see a jump in positive coronavirus cases, state Attorney General Letitia James has ordered televangelist Jim Bakker to quit misleading New Yorkers by falsely advertising the product “Silver Solution” as reliable treatment.

CDC Urge Americans To Do Opposite of What Trump Says. - Andy Borowitz

The first woman president will likely be a Republican, and if you don’t vote in the next election it will be Ivanka. - Edel Rodriguez

Watching CNN  and reporter Maggie Haberman from the NYTimes said that people STILL have questions about Hunter Biden that Joe needs to answer.   I have questions about the Trump spawn and Jared Kushner that haven't even been asked so get your ass over THERE. - AMListi5 tweet


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Rock The Voter News

Conversation on the train:

Man on my left: “Coronavirus is just the flu. It’s all panic.” (Points to man on my right wearing a mask) “See? Mass hysteria.” 

Man on right: “Actually I’m a microbiologist.”

Man on left: “Why a mask?”

Man on right: “I know how pandemics spread.” - Jim Sciutto, CNN

My My My. Is A 2nd Impeachment In The Works?
The House is asking a full appeals court to rehear its case for subpoenaing former White House counsel Don McGahn after a divided three-judge panel ruled last week that congressional subpoenas of the executive branch are legally unenforceable.

I'll never forget when the Supreme Court gutted the Voting Rights Act bc it was the same week they announced 'Sharknado 2' & those 2 events pretty much signaled where America was going. - John Fugelsang


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Business/Tech News

We are in the 40th year of the Reagan Anti-Government Revolution.  
How are you liking it so far? - driftglass 

I Hope Elizabeth Warren Replaces Bitch McConnell
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) is signaling potential support for a probe into former Vice President Joe Biden's son Hunter Biden and Ukrainian gas company Burisma Holdings. 
"I think it's worth taking a look at," McConnell told Fox News during an interview on Thursday night when asked about concerns that the investigation being run by Sen. Ron Johnson (R-Wis.) is political. 

My God I miss touching my face. - Rex Huppke


I'd Rather You Laugh Than Cry

Thank you!


Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

Back in 1966 or 1967, I was driving to Ft. Lauderdale beach with my teenage friends around 8pm. As we approached the Sunrise Blvd/AIA intersection we saw hundreds of baby turtles heading towards the road instead of the ocean, some were smashed on the road. Almost telepathically, we immediately jumped out and stopped the north/south traffic on AIA and asked people to help us bring the turtles to the ocean. Everyone helped. Everyone. Even the police. It was the most beautiful moment of instant humanity I have experienced.

Best wishes for a peaceful weekend.

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