Tuesday, January 21, 2020

Happy Impeachment Trial Day

Senate impeachment trial kicks off with revised rules giving three days to each side for opening arguments
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell changed the resolution laying out the rules of President Donald Trump's impeachment trial shortly before it began on Tuesday amid concerns from some key Senate Republicans and an uproar from Democrats.
The new resolution will give the House impeachment managers and the President's team three days each to make their 24 hours of trial arguments, instead of two as McConnell had initially proposed.

McConnell Approves Plan To Send John Bolton on Carnival Cruise. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

GOP: investigate it for a hundred years!
GOP: hearings until we’re dead!
GOP: wrap it up I have a tee time. - Jake Maccoby

More Cyber Intrigue
Documents suggest Trump's pick for Navy Secretary, Ambassador Kenneth Braithwaite, may have had an undisclosed business relationship with Cambridge Analytica before his 2017 Senate confirmation.

Republican Shenanigans

do fair trials generally take place in the middle of the night?do innocent people generally block every witness from testifying?asking for 65 million friends. - Jeff Tiedrich

Let Us Bow Our Heads In Prayer For The Departure of the Rule of Law
U.S. Customs and Border Protection officials at Logan International Airport denied entry to an Iranian national who was set to study economics this spring at Northeastern University. Despite a federal court order to delay the man's removal, CBP placed him on a plane Monday night.

Call your Senator, they said.
Moscow Marco or Soviet Scott? I asked.
Life in Occupied Florida. - Leslie tweet

Thousands of armed white men took to the streets on a holiday commemorating a black civil rights leader who championed nonviolent protest because that's how racism works. - Middle Age Riot


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The rules Sen. McConnell has proposed for the president's impeachment trial are the equivalent of a head juror colluding with the defendant to cover up a crime.
Call your senators and urge them to push for witnesses and evidence, not a cover-up. - Hillary Clinton

Rock The Voter News

Sanders Apologizes to Biden. But Not To Warren, Harris or Hillary.
Senator Bernie Sanders apologized to former Vice President Joe Biden on Monday for an op-ed written by one of his campaign surrogates that claimed Biden has a "big corruption problem."
"It is absolutely not my view that Joe is corrupt in any way. And I'm sorry that that op-ed appeared," Sanders told CBS News.

You might be a Republican if the thing you're most afraid of is a fair trial. - Middle Age Riot


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Business/Tech News

Susan Collins Takes Hours to Decide on Lunch Before Ordering Exactly What Mitch McConnell Is Having. - Andy Borowitz

Treasury Threatens Tariffs!
Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin warned the United Kingdom and Italy that they will face tariffs if they move forward with digital taxes, The Wall Street Journal reported Tuesday. 

If a 747 can carry the space shuttle. 
I’m calling bs on overweight luggage fees


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Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
'I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough.'
- M.C. Escher (1898-1972)


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