Wednesday, August 21, 2019

Trump cancels visit after Denmark dismisses Greenland sale

Trump cancels visit after Denmark dismisses Greenland sale
US president Donald Trump announced Tuesday that he is postponing a planned meeting with Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen after she ruled out selling Greenland to the United States.

Dear Denmark,

Please sell Greenland to Obama for $1 just so we can watch Trump's head explode.  We promise to return it to you soon.

Sane Americans

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Let. this. sink. in.

The man who just proclaimed himself "King of the Jews" and the "Second Coming of God" controls our nuclear launch codes. - Tea Pain

Trump Defies Court Order Again
The Trump administration will announce on Wednesday that it intends to hold migrant families in detention for the duration of their immigration proceedings, with no limit on the time they can be detained, according to several Department of Homeland Security officials who briefed reporters.
The new rule may be in defiance of a 2015 federal court ruling known as the Flores agreement that limited the time families could be detained to 20 days.

Someday, thanks to Donald Trump, Benedict Arnold will no longer be the name most synonymous with treason. - Middle Age Riot tweet

Republican Shenanigans

Trump Attempts To Ease Tensions With Jewish Community By Noting He Also Would've Murdered Christ. - The Onion

No Wonder Trump Went Crazy Today
Approximately half of respondents in a new survey who voted for President Trump say they would blame him if the U.S. economy falls into a recession.
A Morning Consult poll released Wednesday found that 42 percent of respondents who say they voted for Trump in 2016 would hold him partially responsible for an economic downturn, and another 7 percent said he would be solely responsible.

SCROTUS & right wing fundamentalists "support" Israel so the temple can be rebuilt & the rapture can happen, killing all the Jews. Jews voting for SCROTUS is like the bug voting for the windshield. - Elayne Boosler


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During his entire Presidency, Barack Obama sent out 352 tweets.Trump is now at 43,600. - Pete Souza

Rock The Voter News

It shouldn’t be easier to get a gun than an affordable therapist. - David Hogg

Born in the USA? Trump Wants To Revoke It.
President Trump on Wednesday said his administration is once again seriously considering an executive order to end birthright citizenship months after several lawmakers cast doubt on his ability to take such action.

Trump supporters: Trump isn’t antisemitic.
Jews: Trump is antisemitic.
Trump: No I’m not you stupid disloyal Jews.
Trump supporters: See?

- OhNoSheTwint


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Business/Tech News

In 2013, I asked why a kid caught with an ounce of drugs goes to jail, but a bank exec that launders a billion dollars in drug money pays a fine & sleeps in their own bed at night. It's clear: we have one justice system for the rich & powerful, & another for everybody else. - Elizabeth Warren

The Amazon is Burning Up!
Fires are raging at a record rate in Brazil's Amazon rainforest, and scientists warn it could strike a devastating blow to the fight against climate change.
The fires are burning at the highest rate since the country's space research center, the National Institute for Space Research (INPE), began tracking them in 2013, the center said Tuesday.
There have been a total of 72,843 fires in Brazil this year, with more than half in the Amazon region, INPE said. That's more than an 80% increase compared with the same period last year.

The White House found the 16 million votes that Google stole from Trump. They were in the same drawer as Trump's taxes, his bronzed baby bone spurs, a check for $35 billion from the Mexican President, a beautiful and affordable health plan, and Obama's Kenyan birth certificate. - Mike Stanfill

Trump claimed to be Swedish in his book.
So every time he calls Sen. Warren "Pocahontas" we need to call him 'Sven." - John Fugelsang



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
Sunflowers enjoying the lightening show.



  1. Thank you for posting today. Yesterday was a nightmare. Well, actually the last two and a half years has been a nightmare. Yesterday was Tuesday. All Hat is one of those things that makes my day. Now I'm going to walk home in this 108 degree heat. Thank God, there is no climate change.

    Living in a red state
    Jim B


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