Thursday, April 4, 2019

Alaska Republican accused of shoving a female reporter and cursing at her in the Capitol building

Alaska Republican accused of shoving a female reporter and cursing at her in the Capitol building
A female Politico reporter noted on Twitter Thursday than an Alaskan Republican congressman pushed her and cursed at her while she was interviewing a different lawmaker in the Capitol.

 I wonder how many journalists have to be killed to satisfy the GOP.

A few weeks ago the House voted 420-0 for release of the full Mueller report. Today every Republican on the House Judiciary Committee voted no. What’s up? - Elie Honig

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Trump is so scared of the Mueller Report being made public, you'd think it was his tax returns. - Stephen Colbert

Mueller Report Leakers Leaking! Hell Yeah!
Several investigators on Robert Mueller's team have expressed frustration to people outside the special counsel about the way the investigation findings were summarized by Attorney General Bill Barr in his letter Congress, according to sources familiar with the conversations.

If Trump gets dementia, how will we know? - Lawrence O'Donnell

Trump's Accounting Firm Will Cough Up His Financial Records With A Subpoena.
An accounting firm is asking the House Oversight and Reform Committee to issue it a subpoena before sending lawmakers 10 years of President Donald Trump’s financial records, the panel’s chairman said on Wednesday, adding that the firm intends to turn over the documents.

Republican Shenanigans

Actually I only support infanticide when it’s directly on an open border, performed by a caravan of illegal immigrants & paid for by socialism.Then trans women in bathrooms confiscate all guns, followed by mandatory gay marriages where Sharia Law is imposed & all must eat kale. - John Fugelsang

BREAKING: Donald Trump's supporters, have been removing ceiling fans from their trailers, after president Trump claimed they cause cancer.

Presidential Assassinations Are Nothing Compared To Trump's Woes
Donald Trump has claimed he suffers the “highest level” of presidential harassment in American history, despite four of his predecessors having been assassinated.

Germany Demands Apology After Trump Claims Father Was Born There. - Andy Borowitz


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Joe Biden now has 20% of the allegations needed to be president.

Rock The Voter News

We live in a time when everyone still has to listen to Paul Ryan complain that AOC won't listen to Paul Ryan. - John Fugelsang

"Let's say Jenna has a 470 verbal score, but she needs 730 to get into Yale," DeVos said. "How much will she have to pay to get her score changed? - Andy Borowitz

Oooooh. The House Has Spies!
The Democrat-controlled House Oversight Committee now claims that it is secretly in contact with “dozens” of people inside and outside the Trump administration who wish to expose its wrongdoing.

It has been 38 days since Bernie Sanders announced he was releasing 10 years of tax returns and didn’t release anything, again. - Adam Parkhomenko


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Republicans have no healthcare plan, they just hate ours. - Nancy Pelosi

Business/Tech News

Talk About Lowering The Bar
President Donald Trump said Thursday that he's recommending Herman Cain, a former pizza executive who dropped his bid for the 2012 Republican presidential nomination amid sexual harassment allegations, for a seat on the Federal Reserve Board.

A posh woman asked where I got my boots and I didn't want to say TJ Maxx, so I told her I won them in a bar fight. -  Elizabeth Hackett


Sorry for the late edition but moving is time consuming. I don't know what is more tired, my brain or my body!


Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
That would be me in the blue coat trying to get back to solid ground.


1 comment:

  1. So the person in the red coat is rappelling down to save you?