Thursday, January 3, 2019

Welcome Back Democracy!

Democrats take control of the House as a new Congress convenes
Following eight years in the minority, Democrats are taking control of the House after winning a net-gain of 40 seats during the midterm ...

Nancy Pelosi has just arrived at the Capitol and I want to run up to her screaming, "Mom! Mom! Thank God you're home! The babysitter is bat sh*t cray and starting fires." - Amee Vanderpool

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

We are a few months away from “the wall has been completed and it is invisible” - Ryan Lizza

Trump Picks Fight With Pope
President Trump on Wednesday suggested that a border wall can't be immoral because there are walls around the Vatican.
“When they say the wall’s immoral, well then you got to do something about the Vatican, because the Vatican has the biggest wall of them all," Trump said during remarks at a meeting with his Cabinet members.

Can someone just show Trump a picture of the Great Wall of China and tell him it's Texas so he'll shut up? - Devin Duke

Republican Shenanigans

Nancy Pelosi gives the expression ‘grow a pair’ new meaning. All the men in Washington need to grow a pair of ovaries like her and start standing up to Trump. - TDP tweet

Romney Makes Great PR Move By Being Coy
Sen.-elect Mitt Romney (R-Utah) said Wednesday that he hasn't decided whether to endorse President Trump in the 2020 election, but ruled out mounting a primary challenge himself.
"I haven’t decided who I’m going to endorse in 2020. I’m going to see what the alternatives are," Romney said in an interview with CNN's Jake Tapper.

If Jeff Flake and Susan Collins had a child it would be Mitt Romney. - Tony Posnanski

We weren’t even 48 hours into 2019 and the DC press was calling Elizabeth Warren unlikeable and Mitt Romney a courageous maverick. - Adam Parkhomenko


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Fun fact: Presidential signatures are not required to keep the government open. Congress has the power to override a president and make law. - Steve Dennis

Rock The Voter News

Nancy Pelosi won't ever wear 'the coat' again because it has become a distraction, while Donald Trump puts fake movie posters on desks during cabinet meetings... 
It will be very nice to have adults in charge of our government in a few hours. - Roland Scahill

Bernie Was Too Busy To Notice Sexual Harassment
As Bernie Sanders faces new allegations of sexual harassment within his 2016 presidential campaign, the Vermont senator said he never noticed.
“I was a little bit busy running around the country,” he said on CNN Wednesday evening when Anderson Cooper asked about the allegations of misconduct.

Take a minute to really let the scale of Paul Ryan’s fall from grace really sink in.
A candidate for Vice President a few short years ago. One of the two most powerful Republicans in Congress.
Gone from office with an approval rate barely a dozen points above zero. - The Hoarse Whisperer


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Business/Tech News

If you’re a white man who’s afraid of women and minorities gaining power, perhaps it’s because of how you’ve seen women and minorities treated and how you yourself have treated them. - OhNoSheTwint

Uh Oh. Somebody's Gonna Get Fired
Trump economic adviser Kevin Hassett predicts "a heck of a lot of'' U.S. companies will join Apple in announcing lower than expected earnings due to trade war

Is it possible the stock market keeps fluctuating so much because there’s a cat sitting on its keyboard? - Conan O'Brien


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Odd News

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A mother's love.


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