Friday, January 4, 2019

Gentlewomen, start your engines

Pelosi: Impeachment is 'divisive,' but colleague's coarse language is no worse than Trump's
In an MSNBC town hall, the newly elected House speaker said she has a "generational reaction" to the profane language a fellow Democrat used to describe the president.


Trump has absolutely no idea what’s coming. He understands that DC is about to change, but he’s never experienced — and he’s vastly  unprepared for — real oversight.

Welcome, Madam Speaker. - Angry WH Staffer tweet


I'm not crying, you're crying!


The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Mattis Wondering If His “I Quit, You Asshole” Letter Was Too Subtle For Trump. - Andy Borowitz






Meanwhile, America Is Apparently Having A Massive Nervous Breakdown 
A "huge and largely unreported problem" is happening in ERs across the nation, one expert says.
"The extent to which ERs are now flooded with patients with mental illness is unprecedented," said Dr. David R. Rubinow, chairman of the Department of Psychiatry at the School of Medicine at University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill.


Paul Ryan left office with 12% approval rating.
Gas Station Sushi currently has 17% approval rating. - YS tweet




Republican Shenanigans

If I were Elizabeth Warren, and I won the nomination... I would go to the first debate dressed like Pocahontas. - Renee Libby





Trump Hold Scary Press Briefing With Bald Men
President Trump's first official appearance at the White House briefing room podium was a less of a briefing (he took no questions) and more of a speech pressing for his border wall





Mitt Romney, a millionaire-at-birth who supported the Vietnam war but avoided going, who likes to fire people & thinks millionaires have really had it rough, is here to present himself as a GOP alternative to Trump.- John Fugelsang

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A moment of silence for all the 2018 punditry saying that Pelosi would cost Democrats the majority and that her House colleagues wouldn’t elect her Speaker again.- Seth Masket

Rock The Voter News




Pace yourselves, GOP. If you’re upset because one woman danced and another one used a swear, you’ll be all out of pearls to clutch when the subpoenas start flying. - goldengateblond tweet





What In The World Is He Wearing & Why?
A photo of Rep. Trey Gowdy (R-SC) is going viral for showing the former official exiting a Congressional building in a disheveled suit and tie pulled apart.


Très Gaudy
Benghazi was on his mind.

Surely Ocasio-Cortez’s political career is over after this footage we found of her doing a totally sick kickflip on a skateboard over a pit of kodiak grizzly bears while playing Freebird on a double-neck guitar. - Sam Sykes

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Business/Tech News

Pence Begs Trump Not To Make Him Sit Next to Pelosi During State of Union. - Andy Borowitz





Weird, I Noticed NBC Bias When Tim Russert Crucified Bill Clinton Weekly
Mainstream media’s pro-war posture hammered in veteran NBC reporter’s scathing resignation letter
"That a network insider has blown the whistle on how all this works, and how MSNBC and NBC have become Ground Zero for these political pathologies of militarism and servitude to security state agencies, while not surprising, is nonetheless momentous."


Dance like every conservative is whining. - Jeff Tiedrich





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Odd News



Time To Deflate Photo

December 12, 2006 – Astronauts Robert Curbeam and Christer Fuglesang work outside the International Space Station. I feel queasy.

Peace.


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