Monday, December 10, 2018

The President of the United States doesn't use spell check

Trump Gets Mocked on Twitter for Smocking Gun Tweet
“Democrats can't find a Smocking Gun tying the Trump campaign to Russia after James Comey's testimony. No Smocking Gun…No Collusion.

Trump's so scared of a smoking gun that he misspelled it. Twice.

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

I’m kinda shocked Trump hasn’t started a war by now. - Toure tweet

Trump Defends Hush Money
President Trump is defending the hush money payments made by his former lawyer to 2 women during his 2016 campaign as "a simple private transaction." Federal law requires disclosure of payments made "for the purposes of influencing" an election.

“Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind.” - William Shakespeare

Republican Shenanigans

Trump is such a fool. If only he had disclosed that he had paid a porn star $130,000 to keep quiet he'd have won even more of the evangelical vote. - Real Fake Potus tweet

The next White House Chief of Staff will be the first person who says yes. -
Andy Lassner

I Wonder if Bill O'Reilly is Available for Chief of Staff.
Nick Ayers, Vice President Mike Pence’s chief of staff and the top choice to move into the same role for the president, declined the offer and will leave the White House in the next few weeks, according to several media reports.


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The most likely outcome still involves DT getting bored & leaving America for a younger hotter country. - John Fugelsang

Rock The Voter News

I bet Hillary no longer finds it funny when she walks into a bagel place and people chant, "Lox her up!" - Conan O'Brien

Wisconsin Blues
Former Wisconsin Gov. Scott McCallum (R) is calling for Gov. Scott Walker (R) to reject some of the measures the state legislature passed to limit incoming Democratic officials' authority. 
“It appears completely political, (like) a power grab,” McCallum told the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel on Saturday, before adding that Walker has the chance to avoid the “appearance of sour grapes."


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Donald Trump was never going to get along with anything called "the intelligence community." - Middle Age Riot

Business/Tech News

Brexit is what happens when you throw the baby out with the bathwater.

China Goes After Apple
Apple was down about 2 percent Monday morning after a Chinese court banned the import and sale of most iPhone models in the country as part of an injunction. Qualcomm requested the injunction for alleged patent violation and announced the news in a statement Monday morning.

If Republicans were really smart and wanted to save what's left of their party before they lose control of the House, they would impeach Trump and Pence and say hello to President Ryan. Fugetaboutit. they're not that smart.



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
Apparently, the point of this invention was to save electricity, not to sew a straight line.


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