Monday, September 17, 2018

I would like to formally renominate Merrick Garland, Kavanaugh's boss

Brett Kavanaugh: Calls mount for Supreme Court vote delay
 A sexual assault allegation against Brett Kavanaugh should be heard first, lawmakers argue.

A sexual predator, who was elected president of the United States, endorsed a sexual predator for Senate and chose a sexual predator for the Supreme Court, and people are still confused as to why victims are afraid to come forward. - OhNoSheTwint

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

One eye popping thing the Woodward book mentions is the cost of the Afghanistan War; over one trillion dollars. U.S. wars in Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria and Pakistan have cost US taxpayers $5.6 trillion since 2001. And you wonder why your roads and bridges and schools are so sh*tty.- Bette Midler

Why Isn't Ken Starr Introduced As The Former Baylor President Who Was Demoted For Neglecting A Football Sex Scandal? Asking For A Friend.
Former independent counsel Ken Starr said on Monday that he trust Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh after sexual assault allegations from the 1980s surfaced.
"I don’t know how to say anything about Brett Kavanaugh other than I love this person," Starr told Hill.TV's Krystal Ball and Buck Sexton on "Rising." 

My favorite Bible story is probably the one where Jesus says that the deaths of thousands of disaster victims is all a plot to make him look bad and then jets off for a long weekend of golf at Galilee-a-Lago - Jeff Tiedrich

Republican Shenanigans

Congrats Clarence Thomas, you're a confirmation vote away from no longer being the creepiest guy on SCOTUS. - Eric Brans

I Am Dying To Know What Putin Has On Lindsey Graham
Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC), an Air Force JAG officer, on Sunday defended President Donald Trump by saying that lying to the FBI is not a “big event.”

If Susan Collins supports Kavanaugh I assume she will lead the campaign to return Al Franken to the Senate. - Andy Borowitz

GOP platform for 2020:No healthcare, but everyone gets one free rape.- Randi Mayem Singer


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"But what about Bill Clinton?"

Well, Pepe, I'm glad you asked me that. Bill Clinton was 20 years ago. If Bill Clinton were in office today, his own party would be forcing him to resign in disgrace. Times have changed, Pepe, and maybe it's time for you to change along with them. - Jeff Tiedrich

Rock The Voter News

Not only should weed be legalized, it should also be forcibly administered to Congress. - John Fugelsang

This Is Wrong. Right?
Chief Justice John Roberts stepped in Saturday to halt a federal judge’s order that a conservative politico group said threatened to discourage so-called independent expenditures by broadening the circumstances in which anonymous donors could be exposed...It is not clear whether Roberts’ order is a short-term measure intended to allow further consideration of the issue by the justices, or whether it will remain in place through this fall's midterm elections.

Kavanaugh On Sexual Assault Allegations: ‘I Miss High School’ - The Onion


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Business/Tech News

I don’t want Trump to text me that there’s an emergency. I want Mueller to text me that the emergency is over. - Andy Borowitz

Coke Is Turning To Marijuana
Coca-Cola Is Eyeing the Cannabis Market. ... Coca-Cola is looking closely at the cannabis drinks sector. ... The Atlanta-based soft drinks maker is in talks with Canadian marijuana producer Aurora Cannabis to develop the beverages

White House Raises Official Hurricane Florence Death Toll To -17.  - The Onion



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

The Space Shuttle over Florida getting ready to dock with the ISS.


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