Wednesday, August 29, 2018

But her emails...

FBI pushes back on unfounded Trump claim that China hacked Hillary Clinton’s email
The FBI on Wednesday pushed back on an unfounded claim by President Trump that Hillary Clinton’s emails were hacked by China, saying it had found no evidence that the private servers she used while secretary of state had been compromised.
Trump asserted early Wednesday, without citing evidence, that China had hacked Clinton’s emails, and he said the Justice Department and the FBI risked losing their credibility if they did not look into the matter further.

Ever since I scooped my eyes out with a melon baller, the news hasn't bothered me so much. - Conan O'Brien

I wish!

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Trump must be under a lot of pressure from Vlad to get rid of Bruce Ohr. After all, he is the FBI's leading expert on Trump's friends and business partners in the Russian mafia. - Wil Donnelly

White House Throws Paper Towel Metaphors At Puerto Rico
The White House on Tuesday said it will continue to support Puerto Rico's efforts to account for its dead after the toll from Hurricane Maria was raised from 64 to nearly 3,000 following the release of a report sponsored by the island's government.

So now we're going to purge the FBI of every agent assigned to monitor Russia. Putin must be laughing his balls off. - Jeff Tiedrich

The Post Office? The Post Office?
The United States Postal Service has released the entire federal security clearance application of a former CIA officer running for Congress, in what experts say is a highly unusual and perhaps unprecedented move, given the extensive, highly personal nature of the information contained in such documents.

President Trump is sounding more and more like a mob boss. At a press pool this morning, he referred to America as “this thing of ours.”- Conan O'Brien

Republican Shenanigans

Don McGahn has decided to step down so he can spend more time with his answers to Robert Mueller. - Nick Jack Pappas

Rewarding The Mocking Of John McCain
After a huge firestorm regarding a poor-taste joke about John McCain’s death led to her dismissal from the White House, ex-Trump aide Kelly Sadler was offered another job in the administration.

Did any evangelical leaders at the dinner last night ask Donald Trump or Ivanka Trump about putting babies in cages?
Asking for 528 children. - Paola Mendoza


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Rock The Voter News

Has Trump demanded to see Andrew Gillum’s birth certificate yet? - Michael Blackman

Sarah Palin's Funeral Invite Must Of Got Lost In The Mail!
Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin has reportedly not been invited to attend the memorial for her one-time running mate, the late John McCain.

Ivanka cheerfully posed last night at the White House dinner for evangelicals with a man who has said her children are going to Hell for being Jews. It is because of such craven stunts that Ivanka actually is going to Hell, but for entirely unrelated reasons. - Mrs. Betty Bowers


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Trump Says Spellcheck is Rigged - Andy Borowitz

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Swim with the fishes?

Jesus,  Republican Money Laundering Has Long Tentacles
The U.S. Justice Department is investigating whether a fugitive Malaysian financier laundered tens of millions of dollars through two associates and used the funds to pay a U.S. legal team that includes former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie and a lawyer who represents President Trump, according to people familiar with the matter.

I  am concerned that the time Trump is spending on Google is distracting him from Twitter. - Andy Borowitz

Satan Refuses To Accept Any More Catholic Priests In Hell - The Onion

CORRECTION: Yesterday's photo was a baby musk ox not a baby bison. Sorry for any cuteness inconvenience!


I hope you had a good time today!


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