Tuesday, June 26, 2018

Trump's Family Reunification Program

Immigrant children's parents face heartbreak amid family separations
Miriam cried, remembering how U.S. immigration agents took her sleeping 4-year-old son from her after they were detained in El Paso.

"What's important is for the Jews and the Nazis to work together to find bipartisan solutions."— our media, magically transported to 1933 Germany - Jeff Tiedrich

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Mitch McConnell handing the Merrick Garland SCOTUS seat to Trump was the greatest gift in the history of stolen merchandise. - John Fugelsang

Area Couple Horrified About Your Lack of Civility

U.S. Ambassador To Germany Being Uncivil. Be Best!
‘He Does Not Understand What the Role of an Ambassador Should Be’
U.S. Ambassador Ric Grenell managed to shock and offend Berlin’s political class in his first month on the job. Now protocol-loving Germans are wondering—will he learn to change?

I  mean there will be literal nazis marching in the streets before the msm realizes that calling for civility from both sides is stupid. Wait. Too late.- Zerlina Maxwell

“When I heard that the United States was having a travel ban, I assumed that was to keep people from leaving,” one foreigner said. - Andy Borowitz

To clarify the difference: a bakery refusing to make a cake for a gay couple is punishing them for loving. A restaurant refusing to serve Huckleberry is punishing her for hating. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

Trump held a rally in SC. it was drenched n rancid, hateful rhetoric. NYT  coverage ignored ALL of it....normalizing Trump has become Olympic sport for the paper. - Eric Boehlert

Spicey's Gonna Have A Talky Drinky Show! How Appropriate.
President Trump’s former press secretary Sean Spicer plans to become a talk show host.
The former White House spokesman would host “some of the most interesting and thoughtful public figures for a drink and some lite conversation at a local pub or cafe,” according to the pilot’s pitch sheet

Pretty sure civility died the day Trump offered to pay legal fees for his supporters if they beat up protestors. - OhNoSheTwint


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As offenses go, asking someone to leave a restaurant isn't really up there with imprisoning children in concentration camps. #microscopicviolin - Andy Borowitz

Rock The Voter News

The first lady’s getting a lot of flak for the jacket. Her spokeswoman said, “It’s a jacket. There was no hidden message.” Well, no one thought the message was hidden. It’s written in big letters on the back.- Jimmy Kimmel

Well, This Should Be Interesting.
Peter Strzok, the senior FBI counterintelligence agent who has drawn President Donald Trump’s ire for his anti-Trump text messages, will appear voluntarily Wednesday before House lawmakers, according to three Capitol Hill sources.

If it walks like a Muslim ban and quacks like a Muslim ban, then this Supreme Court decision is ducked up. - Stephen Colbert


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Business/Tech News

If you're THAT repulsed by illegal immigration this would be a good time to turn your home over to a Cherokee. - John Fugelsang

Bank of America Warns Warns of Impending Trade War
Although the economy is strong right now, businesses and investors are growing more worried about President Trump's trade crackdown. Tensions are escalating, raising the chances that the trade spat will morph into an outright trade war.
"The probability of a full blown trade war is low but the risks are rising," Bank of America Merrill Lynch US economist Michelle Meyer wrote to clients on Friday.

Impeachment seems like a quaint option at this point. Now that Trump is creating concentration camps for children this really seems more a case for the World Court at The Hague. - Andy Borowitz



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

This is what I hope heaven is like.


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